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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
...I love...the shrieks of dead children...I will just end up the bigger person here, you know that right?
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Yeah, about that...
Deuteronomy 32:15 "But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation."
Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to your throat If you are a man given to appetite."
Proverbs 23:20-21 "Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."
Proverbs 25:16 "Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it."
Job 15:25-27 "For he stretcheth out his hand against God, and strengtheneth himself against the Almighty. He runneth upon him, even on his neck, upon the thick bosses of his bucklers: Because he covereth his face with his fatness, and maketh collops of fat on his flanks."
Philippians 3:18-19 "(For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)"
Romans 12:1 "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service."
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 06:57 PM
Holy smokes people! I step away for one night and come back to this!
Okay first off, who gave me these "badges"? Now whenever I have something to say, the first thing people will see is that I'm an incel. piffle off. I didn't give any of you consent to connect me as such. Real incels are perverted freaks, like the slim number of men who attempt to hit on me (and I always rebuff). I am NOT an incel. I identify more, maybe, asexual, which like queerness isn't a choice but just how someone is.
Anyway, as someone whose successful held Employee of the Month for 3 months solid, I can easily say I don't identify with these badges attributed to my name, one bit!
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That you love masturbating all day instead of getting babies for Jesus does not make it right. A decent Christian husband would get you to shut your mouth and get youself raped
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Okay, cranky old man, I can't help but notice you advocate for daughters getting raped and that down syndrome is a lifestyle choice. Again, it is something people are BORN WITH! My mother, Jen-Natalya is with down sydrone, and I have a touch of it too. That, on top of my existing conditions, and the fact that I am attempted-rape survivor (they never actually went through with it, but I was asleep at the time, so I was was super lucky unlike most rape victims) means youve just seriously triggered by that. I hope you don't have daughters yourself, I'd feel so bad for them.
It's funny. I was at the Drumheddle Queer Pumpkin-Fest last weekend and I swore I saw some artwork that looked just like you. Maybe the queer one here is you?
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
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Brings unsupported opinions, gets shown facts, reacts with personal attacks.
Yeah, you're the "bigger person" here.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Brings unsupported opinions, gets shown facts, reacts with personal attacks.
Yeah, you're the "bigger person" here.
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I think I am. If I don't say it, the bigotry of this site will go unchallenged.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Yeah, about that...
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Yeah, more fat insinuations, plus vague Biblical references to weight. What kind of cockadoodle Christian are you, Dennis? You don't look so slim in your pic, so you're one to talk, I think. Remember, before removing the sliver from my eye, take the thorn out of yours first.
Besides, there's no shame Dennis. We fatties need to stick together, am I right? :shame: Fat is where it's at, and it looks we are both in the same boat. Just gotta be proud of who you are. No hate, bruh.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Brings unsupported opinions, gets shown facts, reacts with personal attacks.
Yeah, you're the "bigger person" here.
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If she's going to fling around nasty personal remarks directed at my beloved Sister in Christ, Isabella, then I'm going to suggest that you may have misunderstood what she meant by "bigger", Didymus.
Also, isn't the problem with incels (the male variety) that they "hit on" (such a very vulgar expression) attractive women? This one's more of a plus-sized Becky.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
Yeah, more fat insinuations, plus vague Biblical references to weight. What kind of cockadoodle Christian are you, Dennis? You don't look so slim in your pic, so you're one to talk, I think. Remember, before removing the sliver from my eye, take the thorn out of yours first.
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It's a mote in your eye, and a beam in the other guy's. You would know this if you made any real attempt to read the Bible. When everything is said and done, that is really all we want you to do, Ms. Nettles.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
...Also, isn't the problem with incels (the male variety) that they "hit on" (such a very vulgar expression) attractive women?...
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Every male does that (at least the ones interested in women do). Because guys.
I think it's more the usually glaring unaddressed (if even recognized) personal "features", either hygiene, manners, etiquette, or a combination of those with others, along with the insistence that there's nothing wrong with them. They're awesome, and the stupid world can just f*** off with its "standards" and stuff.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
I think I am. If I don't say it, the bigotry of this site will go unchallenged.
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These people are just trying to teach you about what Christianity really is, based on what the BIBLE REALLY SAYS.
Read the blessed thing, wilya?
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
These people are just trying to teach you about what Christianity really is, based on what the BIBLE REALLY SAYS.
Read the blessed thing, wilya?
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TBH, I find a huge chunk of the Bible to be pretty dry stuff. My favorites are Genesis Psalms, Proverbs, Matthew, John, Luke and Ruth
I don't think most Christians have read the Bible fully, nor do I think it's an absolute requirement. I mean, lol, that would mean most of us would go to Hell and I don't think that was Jesus' intention.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
I don't think ... and I don't think ...
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And there, in a nutshell, is your problem.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
...I don't think most Christians have read the Bible fully...
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Replace "fully" with "at all" and you're getting warm. Maybe Genesis 1 (then they fell asleep) and John 3:16. They've heard all the isolated bits that can be spun to give you the warm fuzzies multiple times in church, or on the radio, TV, etc. The rest of it? Nope. No clue what else is in there. Scared or upset people don't put money in the collection tray. Happy people do. People are really happy when you tell them they're all good according to God (if they don't know you're lying). You do the math.
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... nor do I think it's an absolute requirement...
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James 2:10 " For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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...I mean, lol, that would mean most of us would go to Hell and I don't think that was Jesus' intention.
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So you've never read Revelation. Colour me so surprised. Spoiler: part of it is when Jesus kills 1/3 of remaining humanity, maybe with His mouth-sword it's a bit ambiguous on the details
Quick little test to see how much else you've missed: what's God's name? Not titles, honorifics, anything like that. His actual name.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
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Quick little test to see how much else you've missed: what's God's name? Not titles, honorifics, anything like that. His actual name.
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That'd be Yehwah.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:34 PM
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That'd be Yehwah.
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Swing and a miss.
Care to try again?
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:37 PM
Jesus Christ.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:47 PM
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Jesus Christ.
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God as Father, not as Son or God/Son/Spirit hybrid or whatever. GOD.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:51 PM
Yahweh. (Sorry, I think I mispelled earlier)
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:54 PM
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Yahweh. (Sorry, I think I mispelled earlier)
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I know you did, so that's what I searched. Still just as wrong.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few cruel things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 09:58 PM
the answer is doodoo.
No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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Re: Hi Landover, I'm Jennifer and there's just a few things I want to say to you all -
11-04-2019, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
If she's going to fling around nasty personal remarks directed at my beloved Sister in Christ, Isabella, then I'm going to suggest that you may have misunderstood what she meant by "bigger", Didymus.
Also, isn't the problem with incels (the male variety) that they "hit on" (such a very vulgar expression) attractive women? This one's more of a plus-sized Becky.
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Oh, I do thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna! Frankly, I'm not bothered by this Miss Nettles person. As a matter of fact, I should probably be thanking her for her nasty comments. We do know that the glorious will give blessings because of her foul attitude toward the servants of here at .
Matthew 5:11,12:
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
A blessed day to you, dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I do think that you have hit the nail on the head with your comment about incels being interested in attractive women. This may very well mean that this exclusion to Miss Nettles is the cause of her rage and unhappiness, causing her to overeat fattening foods and to then become increasingly unattractive. We should all thank that we have been blessed by not being in similar situations!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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