This 8-legged bag of evil, minion of the Anti-Christ, again consulted the Dead and foretold that Uruguay would lose against Germany. It came to pass. Now the beast says Spain will win!
I was looking for an explanation in the Bible, God's Revealed Word, and did not find one. So it was fortunate that Nephew Zebulun came round; he knows about such things as this.
Her explained that God did in fact have a Plan. It was along the lines of "The Three Card Trick".
Puzzled? Never heard of it? Neither had I, so Nephew Zebulun said he would demonstrate:
A card-sharp (Zebulun took this part) will take 3 cards, one of which will be a Queen. He will then place the cards on his table and shuffle them around. To win, the mark (e.g. me) has to say which one is the Queen.
(Zebulun demonstrated this with a pack of cards he said he had seized from a den of vice.)
The card-sharp let's you win 3 or 4 times (Ha! I did! $50 each time!) then proposes a huge bet on the next go, succumbing to greed, you agree. (Which I did for the sake of the experiment.)
Zebulun won the final trick and left with $5,000 of mine.
Apparently, the same will happen to those who bet on Spain. That is God's plan. I must say it's a little harsh, I had plans for that $5,000.