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Default So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-09-2014, 04:47 PM

People apparently like to be anti-gun, and there are powerful liebral lobbies that fight to take away our freedoms and give all power to the UN.

Now, if you are an athiest or a democrat or just gay, you might think that is a reasonable point of view.

Well, if you want to be in bed with groups like "Evolve", don't come complaining if you suddenly feel a large rubber object enter one of your orifices. And don't grab for your gun, because you won't have one.

These mums are sluts, and they even ADMIT IT!

Disgusting.



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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-09-2014, 05:46 PM

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People apparently like to be anti-gun, and there are powerful liebral lobbies that fight to take away our freedoms and give all power to the UN.

Now, if you are an athiest or a democrat or just gay, you might think that is a reasonable point of view.

Well, if you want to be in bed with groups like "Evolve", don't come complaining if you suddenly feel a large rubber object enter one of your orifices. And don't grab for your gun, because you won't have one.

These mums are sluts, and they even ADMIT IT!
...Got worried about this and called my elderly mum. It hasn't been easy and... Hm... We've had 'issues'. Asked her opinion on guns...

She's against. Have to admit it. She's a slut. no question about it. Slut. Harlot. Small probability of a reunion in Heaven...

Sad but I expected this. Jesus comforts me.

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If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-09-2014, 06:12 PM

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People apparently like to be anti-gun, and there are powerful liebral lobbies that fight to take away our freedoms and give all power to the UN.

Now, if you are an athiest or a democrat or just gay, you might think that is a reasonable point of view.

Well, if you want to be in bed with groups like "Evolve", don't come complaining if you suddenly feel a large rubber object enter one of your orifices. And don't grab for your gun, because you won't have one.

These mums are sluts, and they even ADMIT IT!

Disgusting.
I've never seen guns like that before. Are they some kind of Electroshock weapons? I know police uses these, have some experiences, but I am not very convinced of the effectiveness.

But in Finland they look like this:
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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-09-2014, 09:34 PM

Sadly, my mother has refused to speak to me since my aunt's death. For some reason she took exception to my observation at the funeral that my aunt is being arse rapped in Hell because my aunt wasn't a TRUE Christian. It is hard to accept but I suppose that proves my mother is a slut.



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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-09-2014, 10:26 PM

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I've never seen guns like that before. Are they some kind of Electroshock weapons? I know police uses these, have some experiences, but I am not very convinced of the effectiveness.

But in Finland they look like this:

I believe they are... I'm struggling to say it... Vibrators. For the slutty women who want to use their orifices for purposes other than to make soldiers for Christ, and wish only for the pleasure gained. They are a great example of what any good Christian women should aspire NOT to be. Sluts.


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I believe they are... I'm struggling to say it... Vibrators. For the slutty women who want to use their orifices for purposes other than to make soldiers for Christ, and wish only for the pleasure gained. They are a great example of what any good Christian women should aspire NOT to be. Sluts.
I really doubt that tasers are vibrators.
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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-10-2014, 03:17 AM

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You seem young and innocent. You'd be appaled and surprised to learn about all the mechanical and electronic instruments sodomists, both man- and woman-derived, insert into their body orifices to attain the homerclimax. The have diverged so far from the natural intercourse of procreationary purposes that anything goes. The touch of a teaser on their lower colonic lining only, if I may use a prophanity, only 'turns them on'... I'm afraid FM Leia does know what she's talking about...


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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-10-2014, 06:52 AM

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People apparently like to be anti-gun, and there are powerful liebral lobbies that fight to take away our freedoms and give all power to the UN.

Now, if you are an athiest or a democrat or just gay, you might think that is a reasonable point of view.

Well, if you want to be in bed with groups like "Evolve", don't come complaining if you suddenly feel a large rubber object enter one of your orifices. And don't grab for your gun, because you won't have one.

These mums are sluts, and they even ADMIT IT!

Disgusting.

The message of the video is displayed after the "comical" scene. The message is that kids will find your guns and will use them as toys and probably kill themselves or others so you should "Lock your guns" This is an ad. Not necessairly anti-gun but accident prevention for gun owners who have children not educated enough not to search on their parent's stuff.


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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-10-2014, 07:48 AM

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gun owners who have children not educated enough not to search on their parent's stuff.
Oh wow. Gun owners have stupid kids, is that what you are saying? So if you don't own a gun, your kids - smart, I presume in that case - will not find mum's pink Satanhoover?

OK, now, because of my alledgedly stupid kids, I have locked away my gun. What do I say to the communist storming through my door and threatening to kill me (and God): "Sorry Red, just give me a minute here, I'll need to get the keys, make sure the kids are tucked in and that my wife isn't pleasuring herself, check if my permit hasn't expired, and after that I can hopelfully blow your commie brains out defend myself."?

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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-12-2014, 02:06 AM

But the law says that I'm not allowed to use/own/touch a gun for the rest of my life. Does that make me stupid?


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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-12-2014, 06:38 AM

My future husband has commanded me to ask you what type of gun should he get for me? Since we are stuck living with liberals and trash and gays he wants me armed. It will be my first gun. Any advice is welcome!
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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-12-2014, 07:02 AM

Blessed! Personally I think you should start with something small, like an M16. Do not fall for the cheap Kalasjnikovs, as they are used by communists and mufats.

Also, why stick to one? Order a few handguns as well, and a couple of hunting rifles. Sarah Palin can give you better advice, as I'm not really familiar with wimmins products. Hope this gets you startled!


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Default Re: So your mum is against guns? She's a slut. - 07-13-2014, 05:56 AM

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Blessed! Personally I think you should start with something small, like an M16. Do not fall for the cheap Kalasjnikovs, as they are used by communists and mufats.

Also, why stick to one? Order a few handguns as well, and a couple of hunting rifles. Sarah Palin can give you better advice, as I'm not really familiar with wimmins products. Hope this gets you startled!
Thank you, I do not want to be like the terrorists! May they burn in hell! Getting multiple guns my husband says is a smart idea...he is working on it. In addition to our tithing, he is setting up another 10% fund for self-defense. Between punishing me when I need it and all the money and work he is putting into protecting me, I am feeling so in love! My soon-to-be husband is such a godly man, and I am so blessed to have the chance to serve him!
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