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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 12:26 AM

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Canada is such a belligerent nation compared to the Godly U.S., it sickens me.
Those kayaks can be aimed south, too, you know what I mean, Yankeeboy?


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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 12:50 AM

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Canada is such a belligerent nation compared to the Godly U.S., it sickens me.
True. They're getting more and more Imperialistic the further they get from God. Look at the way the Canadian military has systematically invaded the Danish territory of Hans Island.

www.freehansisland.com

And now they intend to invade the peaceloving nation of Libya.



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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 12:54 AM

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Canada is such a belligerent nation compared to the Godly U.S., it sickens me.
You've got that right, brother. The Canadians love to go around saying they're such a peaceful nation. Yeah, right. Let's take a look at a list of the countries they've gone to war with in just the past 100 years:

Germany
Austria-Hungary
Ottoman Empire
Bulgaria
Germany (again)
Japan
Italy
Romania
Hungary
Bulgaria (again)
Finland
Iraq
Thailand
San Marino
Manchuria
Inner Mongolia
Philippines
Vietnam
Cambodia
Laos
Burma
Montenegro
Slovakia
Serbia
Albania
Macedonia
Croatia
Greece
Korea
Iraq (again)
Serbia (again)
Afghanistan

And it looks like Libya is next on the Canuck hitlist. When is Canada NOT at war? I suspect they go to war so often as an excuse to get out of their frigid hellhole of a country. Any place warm will do. And since every place is warmer than Canada, nobody is safe.

Except for Godly America, of course. Thank God for the US military. They are the only thing stopping the frostbitten Canuckian hordes from flooding south, raping, pillaging and sunbathing. Instead they have to spread their mayhem overseas.
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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 01:04 AM

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The Canadians love to go around saying they're such a peaceful nation. Yeah, right. Let's take a look at a list of the countries they've gone to war with in just the past 100 years:

Germany
Austria-Hungary
Ottoman Empire
Bulgaria
Germany (again)
Japan
Italy
Romania
Hungary
Bulgaria (again)
Finland
Iraq
Thailand
San Marino
Manchuria
Inner Mongolia
Philippines
Vietnam
Cambodia
Laos
Burma
Montenegro
Slovakia
Serbia
Albania
Macedonia
Croatia
Greece
Korea
Iraq (again)
Serbia (again)
Afghanistan

And it looks like Libya is next on the Canuck hitlist. When is Canada NOT at war? I suspect they go to war so often as an excuse to get out of their frigid hellhole of a country. Any place warm will do. And since every place is warmer than Canada, nobody is safe.

Except for Godly America, of course. Thank God for the US military. They are the only thing stopping the frostbitten Canuckian hordes from flooding south, raping, pillaging and sunbathing. Instead they have to spread their mayhem overseas.
Don't forget their saber rattling about the Northwest Passage. Canada considers the Northwest Passage its internal waters. Also, Canada has at least four territorial disputes with its Arctic neighbors--two with the United States, one with Russia, and one with Denmark--that could flare up with the receding ice.



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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 05:31 AM

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Don't forget their saber rattling about the Northwest Passage. Canada considers the Northwest Passage its internal waters. Also, Canada has at least four territorial disputes with its Arctic neighbors--two with the United States, one with Russia, and one with Denmark--that could flare up with the receding ice.
Lets look at this in a realist way. Canada VS the USof A. Can you say fart in a whirl wind. Come on, what are a bunch of Homer Eskimos going to do against 1 or 2 US Marines? Beg for mercy?
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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 03-04-2011, 05:54 AM

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Lets look at this in a realist way. Canada VS the USof A. Can you say fart in a whirl wind. Come on, what are a bunch of Homer Eskimos going to do against 1 or 2 US Marines? Beg for mercy?
That used to be true, brother, it used to be true. But since the Obamanation stole the office of the Presidency those two marines could be teh gays. Two fags sent into Canadia will soon find themselves wintertime sex toys in a Canuckian lumberjack camp. They'll probably enjoy it too, and not try to escape.

We need a real True American militia to go in and teach these blubber suckers manners, not the gayified Obama military.
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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 04-12-2011, 06:51 PM

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Get your facts straight, little one. Prior to when they went all nutty a few weeks ago, Libya had the highest Human Development Index in all of Africa.

Do you know what the HDI is a measure of?
Do you know what income inequality is and how it affects GDP/c when calculating HDI?

Answer: there is no data for IE in Libya. you know what other countries have no data? The other oil countries, most of which have higher HDI than Libya and some rich ass presidents.
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Default Re: Just in! Canada dispatches WARSHIP to Libya! - 12-08-2011, 06:07 AM

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Indeed. Clearly you're doing something wrong when your country is number 1 in all of Africa.




He says, the goes on to talk about Libya:




25 years is not 'a couple'.



Racism is not tolerated here, friend.



They're prospering now, or they were before they went all rioty.



Liberals rarely let facts get in their way.



Check my link again. Libya is ranked 53 out of 168 countries. As in higher than 115 countries, including 6 in Europe. Most notably Russia (ranked 65).



Thank goodness for that, because you're not very good at it.
You showed that liberal scumbag! God has gifted you with great powers of reasoning you are truly blessed
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