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Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsible -
06-26-2009, 11:29 PM
Well even I have to admit that I'm surprised by THIS story. All this time I had assumed that satan was causing Scottish hippies to create these "crop circles" and similar sinful phenomena, in an attempt to discredit Jesus. It turns out to be stoned Austrian tree rats who are responsible.
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Stoned wallabies make crop circles
SYDNEY (Reuters) – The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.
Many people believe crop circles that mysteriously appear in fields around the world are created by aliens.
Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," said field operations manager Rick Rockliff.
Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates.
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I had no idea that Austria was the world's leading dope pushing country. No wonder God hates them.
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsib -
06-26-2009, 11:38 PM
Is the wallaby one of the aboriginal races?
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsib -
06-27-2009, 12:03 AM
Their explanation is very suspect. That is a former penal colony, my guess is that the Aussies are partaking and stumbling in circles.
It is also a nation of wiccans, joos, and brainless females, they probably run naked through the poppies, Jesus is not pleased
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsib -
06-27-2009, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Is the wallaby one of the aboriginal races?
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No,
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Originally Posted by wikipedia
the wallaby is any of about thirty species of macropod (Family Macropodidae). It is an informal designation generally used for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has not been given some other name.
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Not to be confused with that other wallaby_(manga warning).
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsible -
06-12-2022, 11:58 PM
Now a couple of Limies are claiming they made crop circles in England in the 1980's. For myself, I don't think we should let our guard down. What if they really were made by aliens and are some kind of communication with other enemy societies in space?
Now is not the time to let our guard down.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/12/s...p-circles.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsible -
06-13-2022, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Now a couple of Limies are claiming they made crop circles in England in the 1980's. For myself, I don't think we should let our guard down. What if they really were made by aliens and are some kind of communication with other enemy societies in space?
Now is not the time to let our guard down.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/12/s...p-circles.html
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We know that the liberal elites have been in contact with the aliens ever since Harry Truman's top secret summit meeting with the Roswell crash survivors in 1947. They're the ones who taught the Democrats how to harvest adrenochrome from the blood of children. They're not extraterrestrials of course, but demons from Hell. The liberals don't believe in demons, so they think they're actually in league with aliens. I'd wager that the crop circles are being made by some middle-ranked Democrats high enough to know about the aliens but not high enough to be granted access to the summoning spells. Like the cargo cults of primitive black-skinned retards, these vandals think their crop circles will bring them rewards. Better not pull that crap in a gun owner's field or it'll be the last thing they ever do that doesn't involve flames.
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Re: Crop Circles Mystery Solved: Doped-up Austrian Rats Responsible -
06-13-2022, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
They're not extraterrestrials of course, but demons from Hell. The liberals don't believe in demons, so they think they're actually in league with aliens.
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Could the demons be bending crops down using magnets?
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