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Default Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-05-2011, 09:57 AM
I am extremely offended by this! How can this even be legal?!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...ply-offensive/

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HOLLYWOOD favourite Johnny Depp’s bid for Christmas chart success has caused a religious storm.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean heart-throb is hoping to rival The X Factor with the song Jesus Stag Night Club.

It tells the tale of a boozing, stolen car-driving Jesus look-alike who gets his kicks at lap-dancing clubs.

Furious religious groups have demanded the song be banned from the air-waves.

Depp has teamed up with band Babybird to record the tune.

Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious pressure group The Christian Coalition, lashed Depp for his “blasphemy”.

He said: “I’m sure he thinks he’s being very funny but he’s simply a disgrace.

“One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth.” The Focus on the Family campaign group also ripped into Depp over the “appalling” song.

A spokesman said: “We are sickened by Mr Depp’s behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?

“It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world.” It is the second time Depp has recorded with the You’re Gorgeous chart-toppers.

He played guitar on their song Unloveable last year.

Depp, 48, who helped to finance their pop comeback, is said to be “not concerned” about the controversy.

Babybird frontman Stephen Jones, 49, said: “Some people have no sense of humour.”
And here is the lyrics:
http://www.skepticmoney.com/johnny-d...ag-night-club/

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Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns ’round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine
He said, “There’s great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire

Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, “Tell me the truth,” while he looked me in the eyeball

He said, “There’s great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”

I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus

I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth”

Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow-handled (?) coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see…it was Jesus…

I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire

Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car

I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus

I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth!”
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Smile Re: Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-05-2011, 10:08 AM
I'm sure he's laughing now but, in a few years, God will be the one with the last laugh. I'm sure he thinks he's being clever and witty - shame all his hard work will go down the drain when the rapture happens and He returns. At least he'll get a while to enjoy his fame though. Enjoy hell, Depp.
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Default Re: Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-05-2011, 06:35 PM
Jesus will torture Johnny Depp personally in hell for this song, he won't have a chance, and it won't be pretty...
And we will enjoy watching it on a FullHD Widescreen LCD TV in heaven while eating popcorn
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Default Re: Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-05-2011, 09:25 PM
I don't understand.

Is this supposed to be funny, or just offensive?

What does Disney think of this? They may be cafeteria Christians, but don't they own the Pie Rats of the Carribean franchise?

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Default Re: Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-05-2011, 09:35 PM
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I don't understand.

Is this supposed to be funny, or just offensive?

What does Disney think of this? They may be cafeteria Christians, but don't they own the Pie Rats of the Carribean franchise?
I wouldnt be surprised if Disney financed this song, and yes they own that franchise, i hate Disney and now i hate them even more
Disney are not Christians, they are satanists and heathens, why else would they make movies about animals that can talk?
Also they are gay-enablers

Disney is satanic, heathen, gay enabling and just plain un-American!
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I'm sure he's laughing now but, in a few years, God will be the one with the last laugh. I'm sure he thinks he's being clever and witty - shame all his hard work will go down the drain when the rapture happens and He returns. At least he'll get a while to enjoy his fame though. Enjoy hell, Depp.
That's one of the reasons that so many smorgasbord Christians come to Landover and proclaim that Jesus "loves" everyone – even after all the sinning they think they are getting away with. Jesus takes His time and then acts with dramatic effect – then Bam!, the Iron Fist of Jesus comes down like a ton of bricks – with a well timed message to all sinners – just like in the Bible (KJV1611).

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Jesus will torture Johnny Depp personally in hell for this song, he won't have a chance, and it won't be pretty...
And we will enjoy watching it on a FullHD Widescreen LCD TV in heaven while eating popcorn
Jesus will personally torture someone in hell and you will watch and enjoy it? You studied a different book than I did.
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Jesus will personally torture someone in hell and you will watch and enjoy it? You studied a different book than I did.
What else are we supposed to do?
Luke 16:19-30
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They had their chance while they were alive but they didn't read the same book we did so they sinned until they died.


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Default Re: Godless musician mocks Jesus in a new pop song - 12-06-2011, 12:59 PM
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Jesus will personally torture someone in hell and you will watch and enjoy it? You studied a different book than I did.
I don't know what you're reading, young lady, but it ain't the KJV Bible. Check this out:

(Psalms 37:12-12) "The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming."

God thinks it's FUNNY.

God is Jesus (John 10:30).

Jesus laughs at the destruction of sinners.



Please stop assigning your ridiculous secular worldview to the beauty and purity that is The Word of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Yours in Christ,

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