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Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 01:40 PM
The other day I found an old book on the sidewalk called "Faust" by Goethe and it was all about the devil speaking to some gay biology student in Paris.
I quickly put it in my George Foreman grill and ate me a hamburger on it.
Next time I need me some kindlin what are some other books I should use?
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 02:18 PM
All books containg curious arts (magic/sorcery/witchcraft) deserves the fire, God loves book burning
Acts 19:19
Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 03:02 PM
I've found the Q'ran to make an excellent fire for Rack of Lamb
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 03:23 PM
hmm we really should update the Summer Burning List for Landover.
Books I want to burn
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, by E. L. James. Why This Book Needs to Burn; sexual depravity, femnazis and moral ambiguity.
SLAMMED, by Colleen Hoover. Why This Book Needs to Burn lesbainism, sodomy, emmo poetry
I, MICHAEL BENNETT, by James Patterson and Michael Ledwidge Why This Book Needs to Burn; socialism
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 05:49 PM
The "His Dark Materials" trilogy by Phillip Pullman!
The Golden Compass
The Subtle Knife
The Amber Spyglass
What's dark about them? These horrifying books are about killing God, and promoting a multi-universe concept and pantheism, suggesting dark matter is intelligent!
Disgusting.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 05:53 PM
I'll suggest the "Hunger Games" series of books, which I've heard are filled with children complaining about their chores.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 06:03 PM
I would also suggest burning the Queeran, the Torah, the Buddha Book (or whatever book the Buddhists worships), the Hindoo Book (or whatever book the Hindoos worships), the Book of Mormon and all false Bible translations.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 08:14 PM
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God loves book burning
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 08:24 PM
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Seriously? Then how are you any better than they are?
Or was that "just a joke"? A feeble attempt to shock?
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them"
Keep trying, if your intent is get banned, or take this opportunity to learn something (oh, the horror).
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 08:27 PM
More books to burn
IN THE GARDEN OF BEASTS, by Erik Larson.
Why it should be burned: communism and incest.
OUTLIERS, by Malcolm Gladwell.
Why it should be burned: claims success is due to luck, not God.
HOW TO BE A WOMAN, by Caitlin Moran.
Why it should be burned: Rabbid femnazi attack on hetroexuality
THE NEW JIM CROW, by Michelle Alexander.
Why it should be burned: racism against whites.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 08:46 PM
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Is it the King James Bible on the picture? The only true Bible is the KJV, all others are false. If it's the KJV that is burning on that picture, then you are in for some serious trouble with Jesus. And yes, God loves book burning, when it comes to books He hates of course, and so do we here at LBC.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 08:51 PM
Today I had a pot luck and burned me the following:
Ebony magazines
Sports Illustrated
Harry Potter DVDs (it kinda made my burgers taste intersting)
Glamour
and "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
The last one done burnt for an hour.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 09:10 PM
I burned Ayn Rand's "Atlas Sneezed", or whatever the title of that unending rant of God-mockery is.
You know, the one Paul Ryan makes all his staffers read, to see if they can stay awake through stacks of senseless drivel.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia
Today I had a pot luck and burned me the following:
Ebony magazines
Sports Illustrated
Harry Potter DVDs (it kinda made my burgers taste intersting)
Glamour
and "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
The last one done burnt for an hour.
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Godly list LQurndrella,
Gibbon is the biggest secret liberal of the 18th Century after that commie Adam Smith. Why anyone is allowed to print his horrid book is beyond me. Gibbon should be listed under the Mouth Pieces of Satan list with Darwin and Marx.
I would also like to suggest you add Forbes and The New Yorker to your magazine burning.
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 09:43 PM
Some other books that needs a burning:
- All books by Astrid Lindgren (reason: feminazism, witchcraft, Danish socialist propaganda)
- Watership Down, by Richard Adams (reason: talking animals, enviornmental propaganda)
- The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown (reason: claiming that Jesus was a fornicator)
- The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss (Soviet style enviornmental anti-American propaganda)
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-23-2012, 09:49 PM
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I burned Ayn Rand's "Atlas Sneezed", or whatever the title of that unending rant of God-mockery is.
You know, the one Paul Ryan makes all his staffers read, to see if they can stay awake through stacks of senseless drivel.
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I would not be so quick to dismiss the damned whore Ayn Rand, brother. Even though Ayn Rand hates Jesus and quims all over his face constantly, she has many great things to say about the laziness of the poor. We need anal rapists like Ayn Rand to present the secular rationale for Christ's teaching. While she despises Jesus, and preaches the exact opposite of Christian charity, we the Christian Right owe her a debt of gratitude for brainwashing those marginal, fence-humping idiots into sacrificing their health and happiness to the job creating class. Where would this great nation be without worthless slags like that seed gurgling slunt Ayn Rand?
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-24-2012, 02:24 AM
A book i burnt today:
- Jurassic Park, by Michael Chrichton. Reason: evolutionist Darwinistic propaganda, claiming that the earth is more than 6000 years old, clearly a work of Satan. I bought it used, just to make sure than not a single penny goes to those who distributes books like this.
I had a fun time with my family watching this book perish in flames, i also heard there is a movie based on this book, if there is such a movie i will pick it up and burn that one as well, and no, i dont care that the enviornmentalists thinks it's wrong to burn plastic cause i'm gonna burn it anyway and enjoy it with my family
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-24-2012, 03:46 AM
All false bible versions!
By which I mean all but the KJ1611 Authorized version.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-24-2012, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I would not be so quick to dismiss the damned whore Ayn Rand, brother. Even though Ayn Rand hates Jesus and quims all over his face constantly, she has many great things to say about the laziness of the poor. We need anal rapists like Ayn Rand to present the secular rationale for Christ's teaching. While she despises Jesus, and preaches the exact opposite of Christian charity, we the Christian Right owe her a debt of gratitude for brainwashing those marginal, fence-humping idiots into sacrificing their health and happiness to the job creating class. Where would this great nation be without worthless slags like that seed gurgling slunt Ayn Rand?
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Probably all sucking at the teat of Big Welfare.
Like Ayn Rand did.
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An interview with Evva Pryror, a social worker and consultant to Miss Rand's law firm of Ernst, Cane, Gitlin and Winick verified that on Miss Rand's behalf she secured Rand's Social Security and Medicare payments which Ayn received under the name of Ann O'Connor (husband Frank O'Connor).
As Pryor said, "Doctors cost a lot more money than books earn and she could be totally wiped out" without the aid of these two government programs. Ayn took the bail out even though Ayn "despised government interference and felt that people should and could live independently... She didn't feel that an individual should take help."
But alas she did and said it was wrong for everyone else to do so.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Books that deserve the fire -
08-24-2012, 07:39 AM
Recently I burned the following;
Crime & Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. A commie book promoting murder, almost stating that murder of innocent land and property owners is permitted especially if they are more well off than you are.
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck - I burned this as it suggests the befriending of retards is normal and to kill them is wrong.
Lady Chatterly's Lover by DH Lawrence - I found 3 copies of these in my whore of an ex-wives hidey hole. Now I know where she got her lustful and adulterous ideas from.
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