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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 02-18-2013, 07:12 PM

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Dude, the bible has stated that there is only one god, so this "demonic faggot god Baal" doesn't exist
Numbers 22:41 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Balak took Balaam, and brought him up into the high places of Baal, that thence he might see the utmost part of the people.

Judges 2:13 And they forsook the Lord, and served Baal and Ashtaroth.

Judges 6:30 Then the men of the city said unto Joash, Bring out thy son, that he may die: because he hath cast down the altar of Baal, and because he hath cut down the grove that was by it.

1 Kings 16:31 And it came to pass, as if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, that he took to wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Zidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshipped him.

1 Kings 22:53 For he served Baal, and worshipped him, and provoked to anger the Lord God of Israel, according to all that his father had done.

2 Kings 11:18 And all the people of the land went into the house of Baal, and brake it down; his altars and his images brake they in pieces thoroughly, and slew Mattan the priest of Baal before the altars. And the priest appointed officers over the house of the Lord.

Jerehmia 2:8 The priests said not, Where is the Lord? and they that handle the law knew me not: the pastors also transgressed against me, and the prophets prophesied by Baal, and walked after things that do not profit.

Zephaniah 1:4 I will also stretch out mine hand upon Judah, and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests;

Romans 11:4 But what saith the answer of God unto him? I have reserved to myself seven thousand men, who have not bowed the knee to the image of Baal.

Oh, but you're absolutely right... Baal isn't mentioned in the Bible.

Seriously have you even opened a kids Bible story book?


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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 02-19-2013, 08:44 AM

Baal has no power except that God grants him to have. Why doesn't God just crush him right this instant then? Because he is giving Baal, Moluch, Beezlebub, and Pelosi a little time to wreck havock on the Earth. It's our job to resist their temptations and as the Bible says, They will be quick to flee from us. Now, if you're watching filth, then you are just allowing Baal--and who knows who else--to legally come into your life. If you do that then you are on the road to gay.
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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 02-23-2013, 01:08 AM

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Baal has no power except that God grants him to have. Why doesn't God just crush him right this instant then? Because he is giving Baal, Moluch, Beezlebub, and Pelosi a little time to wreck havock on the Earth. It's our job to resist their temptations and as the Bible says, They will be quick to flee from us. Now, if you're watching filth, then you are just allowing Baal--and who knows who else--to legally come into your life. If you do that then you are on the road to gay.
I apologize, I misread your post and gave you a negative rep. I'll make sure I rectify the situation as soon as I can.

You are right, the Bible is pretty clear about why they're around. Also "false god", "demon", how do you know the difference between the two? More than likely the exact same thing.


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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 02-25-2013, 06:50 PM

There can be only one God.

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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 02-25-2013, 07:27 PM

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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-01-2013, 01:31 PM

Yet another sad, delusional example of why I have little hope left for the United States. 'Gay', or 'homosexual', is defined as an individual who is attracted to another individual who is that of the same gender as themselves. If a man engages in sexual activity with a woman, then you are linguistically incorrect to call it 'gay'. So, technically, this entire post is wrong.
And besides, wasn't the Bible written by humans? And didn't God make homosexuals, as he did all of humanity (according to you lot, anyway)? Have you ever considered that the human population of the time was incorrect when writing their part of the Bible in that God believe homosexuality wrong?
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And besides, wasn't the Bible written by humans?
The Bible was written by holy men under the guidance and inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

2 Pet 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Yes, God made everyone.

Prov 16:4 The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

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No more than I have considered that they were wrong when they were writing about God. As I said earlier, the Bible was inspired by God. It is unpolluted by man's biases.


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Blah, blah, blah...sissy pants...blah, blah....fancy boy....blah, blah, Freddie Mercury...blah, blah blah...
The logic is so simple that it baffles me that so many get it wrong:

1- God inspired men to write the Bible
2- The Bible is the word of God
3- God is not going to change his mind about any of the things in the Bible and he did not, can not, and will not make a mistake.
4- Jesus came to Earth so we could be changed (saved). Not to make changes. Jesus is one with the Father meaning Jesus is God.
5- One of the rules of the Old Testament is that Homosexuality is wrong. All Homosexuality. There are no loop holes for bi-sexuals, lesbians, or "consenting adults"; Homosexuality is an abomination.
6- The same rules apply to the New Testament and our lives today.
7- If you love Jesus (God) you will want to follow his rules.
8- If you are engaged in homer activity you are breaking his rules.
9- If you are breaking the rules you are not showing love for Jesus.
10-If you are a homersexual you can't call yourself a Christian.

Finally, this applies mostly to people who claim to be or want to be Christians. If you are a Godless heathen or you belong to the devil's team then knock yourself out and do what you want...just don't blame me when you find yourself here
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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-01-2013, 08:08 PM

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Yet another sad, delusional example of why I have little hope left for the United States. 'Gay', or 'homosexual', is defined as an individual who is attracted to another individual who is that of the same gender as themselves. If a man engages in sexual activity with a woman, then you are linguistically incorrect to call it 'gay'. So, technically, this entire post is wrong.
So all those gay guys who spend their nights in bathhouses while telling their wives and children that they're "working overtime" aren't really gay? Wow, what other mental gymnastics do you have to go through to "not be gay"?

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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-18-2013, 03:49 AM

I LOVE porn. It's gives me new ideas for things to do to my tricks!
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Porn is disgusting! If you are watching harlots and manwhores fornicate, you may as well be in on the loathesome action yourself! I have never seen a naked man in my life, as I close my eyes when Johnathan requires his husbandly right, and unless he commands otherwise, I never will!
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Porn is disgusting! If you are watching harlots and manwhores fornicate, you may as well be in on the loathesome action yourself! I have never seen a naked man in my life, as I close my eyes when Johnathan requires his husbandly right, and unless he commands otherwise, I never will!
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Angry Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-18-2013, 09:50 PM

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Um.. What if you walked in on him during a shower? Would God smite you?
Only a whore would intrude during a mans 'private time'.


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Default Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-18-2013, 10:00 PM

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Um.. What if you walked in on him during a shower? Would God smite you?
If her good husband commands her to gaze upon his nudity, she must do so. However, if her husband commands her to keep her eyes closed while he is planting his manseed in her womb, she must do this as well. She is his helpmeet and must obey him as he obeys Christ.


Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Colossians 3:18


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Smile Re: All Porno is Gay Porno and Leads to Demon Possession! - 03-18-2013, 10:04 PM

Thanks Professor! Did not know that!!
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