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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Landover Baptist University Associate Professor Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 09:00 AM
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So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.
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I was kidding. But about you and Brother Basher, why not? Many a truth is spoken in jest, after all...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 11:19 AM
Is Hell-bound satanic deviant pervert Atheist day over?
That is good.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 02:35 PM
Yes, it's over, we can start acting normal again. Which reminds me I have to shoot some bunnies for dinner.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 03:14 PM
Ahah, we Christians are such jokes.
Good one Rev. Osborne!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 03:43 PM
Wait, so the crew that gang-raped Eliot shouldn't have?
The DOF report does say he claimed it was all a joke, but they figured he was just terrified because they sent a crew of ex-Negroes-in-training . . .
Um, sorry, Eliot! Er, does it hurt much?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Wait, so the crew that gang-raped Eliot shouldn't have?
The DOF report does say he claimed it was all a joke, but they figured he was just terrified because they sent a crew of ex-Negroes-in-training . . .
Um, sorry, Eliot! Er, does it hurt much?
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Quick! Lets form a prayer group for the healing of poor Eliot's rectum, STAT!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! -
04-02-2010, 06:14 PM
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Quick! Lets form a prayer group for the healing of poor Eliot's rectum, STAT!
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Nurse, it turns out it wasn't Eliot!
But nobody knows who it was. Some are speculating that Beaux McManless may have made his way back to Freehold at just the wrong time . . .
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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