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Default "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 01:01 PM

God bless Todd Palin for showing us what a father does when his attractive 16 year old daughter gets herself knocked up... Offer the slut a car if she agrees to break up with the father of her baby!

That's how Todd Palin handled his daughter Bristol -- And it worked. Bristol's got the car, and Mr. "Sex On Skates" Levi Johnston is out on the Palin doorstep, where he can look through the screen door at his baby.

Thanks Todd, for serving as such a noble example of wise True Christian™ parenting. You'll be taking Bristol to the Purity Ball this year, for sure!

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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 02:55 PM

Who can blame him? A father will do everything he can for his little girl to make sure that she is safe and happy. God help any man who gets in her way.


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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 03:10 PM

Exodus 22:16-17: And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

I wonder how much Levi had to shell out.


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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 04:15 PM

Thank the Lord for giving Todd the wisdom to get his daughter and grandson away from that boy. Who knows what would have happened had he not.

This picture clearly shows Leavi considering engaging in an unnatural act with Tripp Palin.



I expect Todd is advising Bristol to keep this pedophile out of her child's life. May God protect this innocent baby, and keep his True Family safe.
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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 04:20 PM

May god protect the baby that the father doesn't tattoo his name on his arm. Is that like a memory aid?


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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 04:30 PM

If he can't even remember his own name how are we to expect he will remember to take Tripp to church or not to leave him in the car on a hot day? Todd may have just saved his grandson from baking like a muffin.
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Default Re: "Offer your knocked-up daughter a car!" Todd Palin says - 05-29-2009, 05:01 PM

Why does that NAKED MAN have a NAKED BABY in his arms??? God have mercy!


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