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Default 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 12:52 PM

Friends,

I'm not going to mince my words here, The Simpsons is quite frankly the most disgusting, sinister and depraved Secular TV show in the World. It is also, more worryingly, the most popular (especially amongst children and young adults).

Not content to brainwash innocent children into homosexuality, idolatry, cross-dressing, hate for Christianity, and every perversion under the sun. Now the creators of this repulsive pile of garbage have gone yet another step further - by promoting pornography to children !!!

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The Simpsons 20th anniversary: Marge Simpson appears in Playboy



Marge Simpson, the wife of Homer Simpson, has appeared nude on the cover of November's Playboy to mark the 20th anniversary of the show.


The blue-haired housewife became the first cartoon character to appear in the adult magazine, with her modesty concealed by a Playboy bunny-shaped chair.


Inside, she features in a three-page spread including a centrefold pullout, and there is an interview entitled "The Devil in Marge Simpson".


Playboy founder Hugh Hefner said an alternative cover, featuring lingerie model Alina Puscau, would also be available, adding: "True fans will want both."

He also revealed that the raunchy shots, which show Bart, Lisa and Maggie's mother in various states of undress, were taken by her husband Homer.

The move came as the team behind the cartoon, America's longest-running American sitcom, celebrated the eve of its 20th birthday in California.

Al Jean, executive producer, said: "I talked to Marge today. She's a little embarrassed. She wanted people to know the photo is Photoshopped. It's really the body of Wilma Flintstone."

A number of celebrities who have been guests on the show over the years were keen to praise Mrs Simpson as they strode down the yellow carpet at the party in Santa Monica.

Robert Englund, best known for playing Freddy Kreuger in the Nightmare on Elm Street films, said: "Marge is hot – big hair and all. I've loved Julie Kavner [who supplies the voice of Marge] since Rhonda, so I'm glad some manifestation of her is getting to finally show it off."

George Takei, the Star Trek actor, added: "It is hilarious. [The Playboy spread] is the kind of thing that makes The Simpsons a perennial. It's going to live long and prosper."

Speaking about his show's milestone, Simpsons creator Matt Groening said: "It's really weird. I mean, I thought the show would be successful. But the fact that we're still standing here some 20 years later and talking about it is very peculiar. But very happy."
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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 09:40 PM

At least it's not South Park


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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 09:45 PM

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At least it's not South Park
How so, the makers of South Park are noted and outspoken Libertarians so that makes them good Christians.



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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 09:50 PM

I just don't see South Park as all that wholesome. Too much swearing.


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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 10:05 PM

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At least it's not South Park
I'll say this again - The Simpsons is one of THE most popular TV shows in the World. This is a fact given by several surveys, many of which rated the Simpsons at Number 1 in most popular shows in the last 10 years. This gives you an idea of the kind of impact and influence it has on innocent children Worldwide.

Now, have a read of THIS -

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An episode of hit cartoon The Simpsons has sparked outrage among conservative groups in America, who accuse it of promoting gay marriage.
On Sunday's (20FEB05) episode of long-running show, character Homer Simpson performed dozens of gay marriages, and his wife MARGE's sister, PATTY BOUVIER, showed up with her girlfriend.

But while the episode entertained a number of fans, L BRENT BOZELL III, the president of the PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL, blasts, "At a time when the public mood is overwhelmingly against gay marriage, any show that promotes gay marriage is deliberately bucking the public mood."

Representatives of network FOX TV have declined comment.
But then, what do you expect from a show where the lead character is called HOMER Simpson (Obviously a gay reference).

Then we have the blatant Blasphemy of the show, the open mocking of Christianity, the anti-Christian message the show puts out.

Have a look at their open mockery of the Birth of our Lord...



Or their endorsment of the Heavy Metal Deathstyle...



It's really not hard to see how evil this show really is.
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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 10:27 PM

I don't even look at the magazine rack, anymore. It's too tempting.


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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 10:30 PM

We shuld picket Walmart!


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We shuld picket Walmart!
Friend, only communists "picket" Walmart.

And I don't recall seeing Walmart selling any pornography.

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Friend, only communists "picket" Walmart.

And I don't recall seeing Walmart selling any pornography.

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Yes. Wallmart selling Playboy? :/ They only sell family magazines like Muscle and Low Rider. No smut.



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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-21-2009, 11:29 PM

Yes Sirs, Pastors Sirs!

Anywhere else I can picket instead?


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Yes Sirs, Pastors Sirs!

Anywhere else I can picket instead?
Well, I suppose you could picket in front of that new convenience store on Dead Squaw Road. They got some towelhead running the place, and they are the only place nearby that carries poronography like "Playboys" magazine.

Just don't picket your nose.


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Default Re: 'The Simpsons' promotes Pornography to Children !! - 10-22-2009, 12:23 AM

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Just don't picket your nose.
Why would I picket my nose sir Pastor Ezekiel sir? I don't git it...


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