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Default Let me Testify the Lord Saved me from Buggery!! - 04-21-2010, 11:05 AM

Years ago I was tempted by the sick demonic thoughts of homosexual lust and buggery. But praise the Lord I was saved through Him!! I used to find my eyes being lead by Beelzebub in the locker after track practice to the hard tight muscles of my fellow brothers who also ran for Christ. Watching the clear water splatter on their hard abs and run down their lighty hairy legs. The thought that even appealed to me just makes me want to puke with disgust.

Now, through aversion therapy, regular self flogging, fasting and prayer I have been Homer-Free since 1995!! Praise the Lord Jesus!!!

As we read in the Holy Bible KJV1611 All things are possible with the Lord.

Praise Jesus for making me Buggery Free and saved from spending eternity as Satan's Butt Buddy!!
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