[renaldude]

amazing how so much can be said without answering the question. read the post.

[renaldude]

Originally Posted by SUV

What's this now with this "renaldude" - ? Now there are homosexual preversions which are fixated around... kidneys?

As if those Portnoy joos aren't bad enough with... livers

SUV, I can only admire your innocence, you somehow combine my nick name with my question and decide that there are perversions about Kidneys. How sweet.

[renaldude]

and you still dont answer the simple question.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

- Wears Hawaiian shirts
- Wears a "kilt" (call it what you will, it's still a SKIRT!)
- Derails threads and insist people "answer the question"
- Drinks RC Cola
- Drinks diet sodas
- Diets

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

Probably of the "rainbow flag" variety, no doubt. It angers me that sodomites took the symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again and turned it into something sick!

This enrages me to no end. Why couldn't they take something less inspirational and divine? Like a teletubby or something.

[Brother Harold Porter]

- Plays Sudoku
- Doesn't use Brylcreem
- Uses hand lotion
- Drinks banana smoothies for breakfast
- Wears a beret
- Doesn't own a bass boat

[Bobby-Joe]

- Has a beard (nothing says gay more than having a beard)
- Plays computer games (all gamers are really in it for the gay cyber sex)
- Works at any job described as Hi Tech (Silicon Valley is San Francisco south)
- Drinks any beer with two or my syllables in its (fact: ALL micro breweries are run by gays)
- Watches anything else but ESPEN.

[Born Again Bob]

* refuses to return my leafblower
* "forgot" to invite me to LBC Smores-a-Thon Weekend
* becomes a total drama queen if I put his hood in with a colored load of wash

[Two-Dollar Bill]

- Uses margarine instead of salted butter
- Reads books written by female authors
- Drinks any coffee drink besides piping hot black coffee
- Has a Blu-Ray player
- Cuts crusts off of sandwiches
- Eats croissants
- Owns a Yankees cap
- Drives the speed limit (or under it)
- Talks about fight club

[Virginia Day Templeton]

If a man ever describes something purple as "violet" or "indigo," you can rest assured he's a coprophagist.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

- Calls shrimp prawns
- Thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny
- Wears yellow
- Wears vests
- Wears v-neck sweaters
- Wears sunglasses not purchased at a truck stop
- Makes his bed in the morning
- Uses shampoo and conditioner (instead of a 2-in-1)
- Uses shower gel instead of bar soap
- Cannot identify a balk
- Uses the thimble when playing Monopoly
- Occupies Madagascar when playing Risk
- Owns cookbooks
- Donates money to the Red Cross
- Doesn't own a pair of waders
- Owns more than one pair of sneakers
- Buys organic

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

* refuses to return my leafblower
* "forgot" to invite me to LBC Smores-a-Thon Weekend
* becomes a total drama queen if I put his hood in with a colored load of wash

* Refuses to understand that amount of leaves needed to be cleaned off a large lot.
* Won't check e-mail.
* Thinks wools and whites go together in the laundry.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

- Has a beard (nothing says gay more than having a beard)

May I point out, Brother B-J, that the stache-and-goatee you've grown looks manly indeed, and extremely not gay! I particularly like the way you've grown out and waxed the ends of your moustache.

How far out do you think you will grow it? Like this?



Back to the topic:

- Pretends to be a Christian online so as to upset real, True Christians™
- Uses mustard that isn't bright yellow
- Orders a foot-long weiner and not a Fir Burger
- Dresses in long, flowing garments
- Uses Internet discussion forums to play passive-aggressive head games in attempt to lure opponent into oiled Greek-style wrestling match
- Visits truck stops for reasons other than long-haul trucking or witnessing to the Lord

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

* Refuses to understand that amount of leaves needed to be cleaned off a large lot.
* Won't check e-mail.
* Thinks wools and whites go together in the laundry.

* can't stand up to his own mother
* leaves passive-aggressive "reminders" on the fridge
* must think magic elves do all the shopping and cleaning
Posted via Mobile Device

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

* can't stand up to his own mother
* leaves passive-aggressive "reminders" on the fridge
* must think magic elves do all the shopping and cleaning
Posted via Mobile Device

* Has no respect for others' family (fake farting during other people's phone calls is so classy)
* won't shut the door when using the bathroom (yes, we all know how big you are there already)
* Cries like a little baby during cheesy romances they rent off Netflix. (how many times can someone watch The Notebook???)

[napa valley nan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

- Has a beard (nothing says gay more than having a beard)

well that's interesting

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by napa valley nan

well that's interesting

He was of course talking about modern men, not men that lived 2000 years ago. Nice try with your fallacy.

[wait_what]

This




Or this

[napa valley nan]

Originally Posted by wait_what

He was of course talking about modern men, not men that lived 2000 years ago. Nice try with your fallacy.

not a "fallacy". He said men with beards are "gay". I thought "Jesus" had a beard....so what does that tell us?

Brings us to:

[Nobar King]

Still rolls his socks up into little balls like mommy taught him to.