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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-08-2010, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
"WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.
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It seems you have an award for "Fairest and most balanced broadcaster" yet you spout childish insults that one would not find of of place in am elementary school playground. Your comment is dissapointing my hope for your integrity as a member of this forum. This is a religious discussion forum not an episode of "Yo' Momma". Please show some restraint, lest you prove yourself even more immature.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-10-2010, 02:55 AM
Oh my, You should never want to accept Christ because you will get some object that you won't be able to take with you on the other side. You should accept Christ because you know he loves you and you love him back
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-10-2010, 03:00 AM
Jesus spoke to me while eating my daily slice of Cherry Pie and he said prefers playing X-Box.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-11-2010, 10:26 PM
Where is my Wii or PS3?
I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-12-2010, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon Tam
Where is my Wii or PS3?
I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.
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Dream on simpleton.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-15-2010, 05:12 PM
Oh, so you receive a free PS3 when you accept God, the only catch is you don't believe they accepted God and therefore don't have to give away a PS3?
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
01-15-2010, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Paper_Cut
Oh, so you receive a free PS3 when you accept God, the only catch is you don't believe they accepted God and therefore don't have to give away a PS3?
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Oh, it's not that difficult. A few substantial tithes and we will start believing you are actually saved. Just contact a pastor about setting up a tithing schedule.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
02-07-2010, 03:56 AM
My dear, you must not feel the need to persuade others with material things. Our Lord would want us to commit for ourselves, not for electronics.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
02-19-2010, 01:46 AM
I'm new here and I'm kinda confused about this site.
Number one, I noticed the title "Unsaved Trash" below my username. Why is that? I'm a born-again Christian who accepted Jesus as my Savior for a number of years and my sin has been washed in His blood the moment I trust Him as my Savior.
Number two, I noticed the post saying "Accept Jesus and get a free PS3". I'm kinda puzzled about this, because we don't accept Jesus just to get a free PS3, that wouldn't be a true salvation. No where in the Bible say we would get anything if we accept Jesus, except eternal life. The proper way to say "Accept Jesus and get eternal life".
Number three, I noticed that unsaved people are not welcome on this site. Why? Why did Jesus come to earth to die on the cross for? He didn't come to save the Christians, but he came to save the sinners (unsaved). The Bible did say that Jesus ate with the sinners, it was His purpose to draw them to the saving faith so they could have eternal life with Him. Also the Bible say we as Christians are responsible to tell the Gospel to the unsaved. If unsaved people are not welcome here, how will they come to know the Gospel and accept Jesus as their Savior? In the book of Proverbs, it says "He that win souls is wise".
I'm sorry, but I'm just confused about this site. I just got on here today. I'm an independent Baptist and a KJV 1611 Bible believer. I believe that Christians should have a higher standards and show love to the world with Christ's love so they can see Jesus in our lives. We don't need all that trash talking to one another on this site, I have seen several of them before registering. Just thought to tell you why I'm confused about all this.
God bless you!!!
Christians who are serious about pleasing the Lord will continually examine and judge their inner thoughts and motives.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
02-20-2010, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Solider of Christ
Number one, I noticed the title "Unsaved Trash" below my username. Why is that?
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Because we are careful people here. You will have to earn our thrust first.
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Number two, I noticed the post saying "Accept Jesus and get a free PS3". I'm kinda puzzled about this, because we don't accept Jesus just to get a free PS3, that wouldn't be a true salvation.
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Trying kids to turn to Jesus is very tough in this day and age. It's just a way to get their attention, once they really are Saved© they will no longer care about the PS3.
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Bible say we as Christians are responsible to tell the Gospel to the unsaved. If unsaved people are not welcome here, how will they come to know the Gospel and accept Jesus as their Savior?
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I assure you we get a lot of unsaved visitors here. We just like to make clear to them they need to become Saved© as soon as possible.
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I'm an independent Baptist and a KJV 1611 Bible believer.
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I am glad to hear that. Do you follow all of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible? What is your favorite scripture?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
02-23-2010, 10:50 PM
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Because we are careful people here. You will have to earn our thrust first.
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Cranky old man, I think maybe you meant trust? Or did you... Is there some kind of strange hazing procedures that I'm not aware of here? I think maybe I'll have to dust off the old metal underwear again. They haven't seen much use since my pilgrimage days of trekking through Russia spreading the good word to those Atheist marxist scum. Talk about behind the iron curtain...
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
02-23-2010, 10:57 PM
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Cranky old man, I think maybe you meant trust?
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Yes you are right I spelled that wrong. I was home schooled and my fathers priority was for me to learn all about the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
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Is there some kind of strange hazing procedures that I'm not aware of here?
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No, you just have to prove to be a True Christian™.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 07:31 AM
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Wrong again, sodomite. On the third day He Rose!! Glory!! He only died TEMPORARILY you fool!
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Matthew 5:22
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 07:33 AM
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Matthew 5:22
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That does indeed seem to apply to you: "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 07:40 AM
Hello Mr. Cranky, long time no see. How does it apply to me?
During m lovely visit here, I don't believe I have called anyone a fool.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 07:51 AM
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Hello Mr. Cranky, long time no see. How does it apply to me? During m lovely visit here, I don't believe I have called anyone a fool.
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No problem. I will be glad to point out, once again, that you are a complete idiot.
Your response to Brother Enoch:
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Originally Posted by DevoutBob
... make you look silly ...
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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 08:12 AM
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No problem. I will be glad to point out, once again, that you are a complete idiot.
Your response to Brother Enoch: Quote:
Originally Posted by DevoutBob
... make you look silly ...
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Mr. Cranky,
let's not truncate my quote to the point of 4 words. It was actually:
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Fortunately for me, your reliance on sly mocks only make you look silly.
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Now, "...make you look silly..." I hardly imagine that to be even remotely synonymous to 'fool'. In fact:
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you are a complete idiot.
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(your words, Mr.Cranky) is synonymous
The hypocrisy.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 08:29 AM
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let's not truncate my quote to the point of 4 words
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I quoted the exact part where you told Brother Enoch he looks silly. That's the entire point of quoting actually, copying the part you want to discuss. If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.
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Now, "...make you look silly..." I hardly imagine that to be even remotely synonymous to 'fool'
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Then there is something seriously wrong with your imagination.
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In fact: (your words, Mr.Cranky) is synonymous The hypocrisy
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You might have noticed Matthew 5:22 also mentions "without a cause". In your specific case I was simply telling the truth as God commands me to do: John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Do you see now how convenient it is that I did not copy the entire Holy Bible here? Do you see now why you are an idiot?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 08:43 AM
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You might have noticed Matthew 5:22 also mentions "without a cause". In your specific case I was simply telling the truth as God commands me to do: John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
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I ask you this, Sir Cranky. Was I without cause?
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I quoted the exact part where you told Brother Enoch he looks silly. That's the entire point of quoting actually, copying the part you want to discuss. If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.
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In doing that you hid critical insight to the story, fooling your Brothers and Sisters into agreeance.
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"Fortunately for me, your reliance on sly mocks"
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If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.
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If you follow my logic, you would post the whole sentance.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-17-2010, 08:50 AM
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I ask you this, Sir Cranky. Was I without cause?
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Yes, it was without just cause.
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In doing that you hid critical insight to the story, fooling your Brothers and Sisters into agreeance.
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You might have noticed that in my quote there is a that allows direct access to the entire posting with just a single click. On the other hand, I would like to point out that you deliberately removed the from most of your own quotes. So it is you who is trying to fool people and not me.
I rather prefer not to do that. I prefer to follow the sound and perfect logic of the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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