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Default Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 05:04 PM

Hello ladies! Everybody knows being a bulldyke is a choice, so here are is a tip for girls who choose to change back from being a bulldyke!

Don't look at any of the devils bulldyke bait! That is a girls Breasts, Behind ,Crotch and lips, never look at any of these spots EVER these spots are what the devil uses to make girls lust for women. If you stop doing this it will help, because for every girl If you look at one of these three spots all the sudden you start thinking about then one thing lead to another, and so on. So never look ladies!
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 07:07 PM

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Don't look at any of the devils bulldyke bait! That is a girls Breasts, Behind ,Crotch and lips, never look at any of these spots EVER these spots are what the devil uses to make girls lust for women. ..So never look ladies!
If you don't look at other women you can't tell a slip is showing or they've had an "accident" or lipstick on the teeth / and / or / brastraps are lose. this is a favor women do for ones and the other, men wouldnt understand
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 08:52 PM

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If you don't look at other women you can't tell a slip is showing or they've had an "accident" or lipstick on the teeth / and / or / brastraps are lose. this is a favor women do for ones and the other, men wouldnt understand
How do you look at those spots and not get sucked into the devils bait?
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 09:53 PM

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How do you look at those spots and not get sucked into the devils bait?
BECAUSE i am a straight heterosexual mother of two Yes one of my daughters is and has been lesbian but that doesn't mean everyone who comes in contact or looks at her is. This is ridiculous as I got an infraction as the "Vain Repeater" because I was talking about the 9so-called) homosexual THREAT elsewheres but there are so many threads and posts here bashing the poor lesbians/gays/bisexuals how can someone AVOID talking about it. Crazy

But I don't know how old you are but girls dont suddenly GO LESBIAN from looking at other girls and boys don't go overnight gay because they were in lockerrooms with undressed men. we know this And Why? Because otherwise everyone who ever was on a sports team would be gay/lesbian/bi. What is this FEar Factor?
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:33 PM

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This is ridiculous as I got an infraction as the "Vain Repeater" because I was talking about the 9so-called) homosexual THREAT elsewheres but there are so many threads and posts here bashing the poor lesbians/gays/bisexuals how can someone AVOID talking about it. Crazy
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:37 PM

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BECAUSE i am a straight heterosexual mother of two Yes one of my daughters is and has been lesbian but that doesn't mean everyone who comes in contact or looks at her is. This is ridiculous as I got an infraction as the "Vain Repeater" because I was talking about the 9so-called) homosexual THREAT elsewheres but there are so many threads and posts here bashing the poor lesbians/gays/bisexuals how can someone AVOID talking about it. Crazy

But I don't know how old you are but girls dont suddenly GO LESBIAN from looking at other girls and boys don't go overnight gay because they were in lockerrooms with undressed men. we know this And Why? Because otherwise everyone who ever was on a sports team would be gay/lesbian/bi. What is this FEar Factor?
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you probably got an infraction because you spread lies and say it is OK to choose to be a bulldyke...ITS NOT
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:47 PM

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no it is the Double standards that hurt read my post again.

Your free to talk about what you want but I get infracted when I talk about the very same thing. No one's perfect but I ask you to look at this in your heart of hearts: Its not easy but ask Yourself, Is it really fair? Infracted 1000 points!

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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:48 PM

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no it is the Double standards that hurt read my post again.

Your free to talk about what you want but I get infracted when I talk about the very same thing. No one's perfect but I ask you to look at this in your heart of hearts: Its not easy but ask Yourself, Is it really fair? Infracted 1000 points!
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:52 PM

Infractions are there for instruction; whenever you are infracted you should accept that rebuke with humility.

Think of the moderators as teachers; whenever you try to stick your greasy mitts into the fire, they gently and lovingly slap your hand away from the flames.

That tiny virtual "slap" of an infraction is our way of guiding you to the narrow gate to Heaven; ignore them at your peril, little lost sheep!


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-19-2011, 10:55 PM

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no it is the Double standards that hurt read my post again.

Your free to talk about what you want but I get infracted when I talk about the very same thing. No one's perfect but I ask you to look at this in your heart of hearts: Its not easy but ask Yourself, Is it really fair? Infracted 1000 points!
Friend, maybe you are just slow? Don't you see the pattern here?

Promote mud packing = infraction

Complain about infraction = infraction

Ignore gentle guidance and resume advocating queer sex = infraction

Complain about infraction = infraction

Only you can break this cycle you find yourself in.

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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-20-2011, 01:03 AM

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BECAUSE i am a straight heterosexual mother of two Yes one of my daughters is and has been lesbian but that doesn't mean everyone who comes in contact or looks at her is. This is ridiculous as I got an infraction as the "Vain Repeater" because I was talking about the 9so-called) homosexual THREAT elsewheres but there are so many threads and posts here bashing the poor lesbians/gays/bisexuals how can someone AVOID talking about it. Crazy

But I don't know how old you are but girls dont suddenly GO LESBIAN from looking at other girls and boys don't go overnight gay because they were in lockerrooms with undressed men. we know this And Why? Because otherwise everyone who ever was on a sports team would be gay/lesbian/bi. What is this FEar Factor?
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How heterosexual can you be if you are looking at girls Breasts, Behinds, Lips and Crotches???
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Default Re: Tip for recovering bulldykes! - 05-21-2011, 12:57 AM

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BECAUSE i am a straight heterosexual mother of two Yes one of my daughters is and has been lesbian but that doesn't mean everyone who comes in contact or looks at her is. This is ridiculous as I got an infraction as the "Vain Repeater" because I was talking about the 9so-called) homosexual THREAT elsewheres but there are so many threads and posts here bashing the poor lesbians/gays/bisexuals how can someone AVOID talking about it. Crazy

But I don't know how old you are but girls dont suddenly GO LESBIAN from looking at other girls and boys don't go overnight gay because they were in lockerrooms with undressed men. we know this And Why? Because otherwise everyone who ever was on a sports team would be gay/lesbian/bi. What is this FEar Factor?
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Also you should really have your daughter get on these forums, she could get some great advice from everybody on how to get away from her bulldyke lifestyle.
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