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Thumbs down I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 12:09 AM

Is anyone else getting tired of people who hide their Asian heritage? It's getting to be where you can hardly tell who is a real American, anymore.


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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 01:47 AM

I don't recognize any of them, but they sure are a filthy looking bunch of mongrels.

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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 08:38 AM

I cannot believe they are accusing Zack Morris of being a half-slant. He should sue them for slander and ruining his good name.


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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 08:59 AM

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I don't recognize any of them, but they sure are a filthy looking bunch of mongrels.

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I cannot believe they are accusing Zack Morris of being a half-slant. He should sue them for slander and ruining his good name.
Is there something wrong with being asian?
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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 10:04 AM

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Is there something wrong with being asian?
Yes, being Asian.

True Christians are different matter, they are not anymore Asians, they become persons.


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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 11:06 AM

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Is there something wrong with being asian?
What's wrong is accusing someone of being something they're not: i.e. saying an American is Asian.


I mean it's bearing false witness against someone. And we know we 'shalt not':


Deuteronomy 19:18And the Iudges shall make diligent inquisition: and behold, if the witnesse be a FALSE WITNESSE, and hath testified falsly against his brother:

Proverbs 14:5A faithfull witnesse will not lye: but a FALSE WITNESSE will vtter lyes.

Mark 14:56For many bare FALSE WITNESSE against him, but their witnesse agreed not together.

Mark 14:57And there arose certaine, and bare FALSE WITNESSE against him, saying,

Deuteronomy 5:20Neither shalt thou beare FALSE WITNESSE against thy neighbour.

Proverbs 19:9A FALSE WITNESSE shall not be vnpunished, and hee that speaketh lyes, shall perish.

Proverbs 21:28A FALSE WITNESSE shall perish: but the man that heareth, speaketh constantly.

Proverbs 6:19A FALSE WITNESSE that speaketh lies; and him that soweth discord among brethren.

Proverbs 19:5A FALSE WITNESSE shall not be vnpunished: and he that speaketh lyes, shal not escape.

Proverbs 12:17He that speaketh trueth, sheweth foorth righteousnesse: but a FALSE WITNESSE, deceit.

Matthew 26:59Now the chiefe Priests and Elders, and all the councell, sought FALSE WITNESSE against Iesus to put him to death,

Exodus 23:1Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to bee an vnrighteous witnesse.
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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 12:08 PM

I'm astonished Clint Eastwood is not on the list. I've always assumed he had some Chink in him with that squint of his.



He has never played a convincing cowboy. If I were to cast him in a Western, he'd be building a railroad or screaming at a white customer who has "no ticky" for his laundry.
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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 01:31 PM

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Is there something wrong with being asian?

That's an odd question to ask.


Are you a gook?


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Default Re: I'm getting tired of Asians in disguise. - 05-26-2011, 01:34 PM

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Is there something wrong with being asian?
Our church has enough Christian love for Asians that we have an ex-Asian ministry to lead them out of that lifestyle choice.


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