[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Friends,

The granola-munching, carrot-sucking, worm-poo loving organic farmers are at it again. They have a petition that they are using to kick out the new Secretary of Agriculture, just because he understands that food from a factory is better than food from a pile of worm-poop. If you don't believe me, read for yourself:

http://www.fooddemocracynow.org/

Originally Posted by godless hippies

The current system unnaturally favors economies of scale, consolidation and market concentration and the allocation of massive subsidies for commodities, all of which benefit the interests of corporate agribusiness over the livelihoods of farm families...our next Secretary of Agriculture must have a vision that calls for: recreating regional food systems, supporting the growth of humane, natural and organic farms, and protecting the environment, biodiversity and the health of our children while implementing policies that place conservation, soil health, animal welfare and worker’s rights as well as sustainable renewable energy near the top of their agenda...We believe that a new administration should address our nation’s growing health problems by promoting a children’s school lunch program that incorporates more healthy food choices, including the creation of opportunities for schools to purchase food from local sources that place a high emphasis on nutrition and sustainable farming practices.

I know, it's a lot of gibberish, but translated into plain english it means that want more tofu (which is actually made from aborted fetuses put through a meatgrinder) and vegetables (it has been proven that eating vegetables makes people behave like mindless herbivores).

Photo evidence: the horror of Organic farming

One word: dirt. That's right: "organic farming" is nothing but a pretty word for food grown in dirt. And do you know why dirt is brown? Because it's worm-poop!

Not even the respectable dog-poop one can find on a suburban lawn, but WORM-POOP!

Oh, and once again, their true agenda is homosexual: these perverculture farmers want everyone to have vegitable gardens in their backyards, and little family farms all over the place. Where children might come across them. Now why would they want that? Well, take a look at the objects one can find in these "gardens":





Do you want YOUR daughter to lose her virginity to a root-vegetable? Do you want your son to learn to enjoy putting juicy cylinders into his mouth? The liberals do!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Hogwash!

I've seen these so called "organic" farms. Most of them are nothing but Hippie and Mennonite communes. They set up roadside markets to sell their veggies while peddling marijuana out back.

Every right-minded person knows that crops should be genetically enhanced and doused in pesticides, herbicides and fertilizer to achieve maximum yields and neutralize worm poop. If it isn't Roundup Ready (thank you, Monsanto), then it has no place in God's soil!

And what's this about soil conservation? I've never been a no-till farmer and I never will be. I'll be dead and in Heaven with Jesus before the topsoil has a chance to blow away completely, so why should I care?

These pansy, wanna-be orgasm farmers have me all worked up now. I think I'll go lie down.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith

Hogwash!

I've seen these so called "organic" farms. Most of them are nothing but Hippie and Mennonite communes. They set up roadside markets to sell their veggies while peddling marijuana out back.

Every right-minded person knows that crops should be genetically enhanced and doused in pesticides, herbicides and fertilizer to achieve maximum yields and neutralize worm poop. If it isn't Roundup Ready (thank you, Monsanto), then it has no place in God's soil!

And what's this about soil conservation? I've never been a no-till farmer and I never will be. I'll be dead and in Heaven with Jesus before the topsoil has a chance to blow away completely, so why should I care?

These pansy, wanna-be orgasm farmers have me all worked up now. I think I'll go lie down.

BTW Brother Hackwith I've been meaning to ask how were your yields this year. With all the spring rain it was a bit spotty.

Roundup Ready®

[Eugene Hackwith]

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

BTW Brother Hackwith I've been meaning to ask how were your yields this year. With all the spring rain it was a bit spotty.

Roundup Ready®

True Christian™ farmers can always expect their corn to yield over 200 bushels per acre. The Lord guided me very nimbly this year...He inspired me to plant as early as I could, and kept the floodwaters at bay. I laughed all the way to the bank as I passed the snowy fields of lesser farmers that still had corn standing.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Goodness, I do need to pay more attention when reading these thread titles.

I thought this was a warning about Campbell's latest off-label product:



If you don't want your poo soup warm, try:

[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith

True Christian™ farmers can always expect their corn to yield over 200 bushels per acre. The Lord guided me very nimbly this year...He inspired me to plant as early as I could, and kept the floodwaters at bay. I laughed all the way to the bank as I passed the snowy fields of lesser farmers that still had corn standing.

Great news Brother, the elevators have been very inconvenienced by the slackers you describe. They are still straggling in with their pitiful yields. The "My field was under 3 feet of water" excuse is getting old.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Oh my! There should be a warning. I feel violated just looking at those perverted veggies.

[Sally Paulson]

I don't get what all this fuss about organic food is. None of my mooseburgers or harp sealburgers have any chemicals in them. The thought of a harp seal on steroids makes me laugh out loud! Does this look like a steroid user:

The seals that go into my burgers are 100% chemical-free, inside and out. Here's some photos from last winter, judge for yourself:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Sally Paulson

I don't get what all this fuss about organic food is. None of my mooseburgers or harp sealburgers have any chemicals in them. The thought of a harp seal on steroids makes me laugh out loud! Does this look like a steroid user:

What precious face!!

That precious baby can't even roll over! I bet he was tender and delicious!!!

[Repentant Liberal]

It appears the great man Charlton Heston was prophetic in his movie Soylent Green, those Hell-bound liberals are turning aborted fetuses into food. I always knew something was up with tofu, but now I know, "Tofu is people!"

[Brother Temperance]

If God wanted us to eat "organic" food, He wouldn't have given us pesticides and artificial fertilisers. Simple as that.

[Sally Paulson]

Notice how interest in worm-poo-grown food has risen ever since scientists turned worms gay. Hetrosexual worm-poo wasn't good enough for these freaks - they needed their food grown in gay worm-poo!

[Nobar King]

Sister B, I saved one of the cute ones especially for you from this winter's hunt:
I know how much you love seal.