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Default Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-05-2007, 12:01 PM

THIS story just burns my bottom. I want to know how these camel-loving sand nigras can get away with such blatant racism! Where is the ACLU NOW!? Oh, I forgot. When Christians are persecuted, that's perfectly fine.

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Muslim Cabbies in Minneapolis Refusing Service to Passengers With Alcohol, Dogs

MINNEAPOLIS — Muslim cab drivers are refusing service to a growing number of passengers with alcohol or dogs, and officials at Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport are trying to fight it.

“Our expectation is that if you’re going to be driving a taxi at the airport, you need to provide service to anybody who wants it,” said Patrick Hogan, spokesman for the Metropolitan Airport Commission.

Each month, about 1000 people are denied cab service at the airport. Refusals for religious reasons have grown in recent months, airport officials said. About three-quarters of the 900 taxi drivers at the airport are Somali, many of them Muslim.

By its very nature, Islam makes it extremely difficult for Muslims to integrate. Islam means submission, and the Quran makes it clear that Muslims expect non-Muslims to submit to Islam. Western values are not compatible with Islam.

Officials on Wednesday asked the commission for permission to hold public hearings on a proposal that would suspend or revoke drivers’ airport licenses for refusing service for reasons other than safety concerns. The commission is expected to vote Jan. 16.

Last year, the airports commission received a fatwa, or religious edict, from the Minnesota chapter of the Muslim American Society saying “Islamic jurisprudence” prohibits taxi drivers from carrying passengers with alcohol, “because it involves cooperating in sin according to Islam.”

Eva Buzek, a flight attendant, said she was recently refused service by five taxi drivers when she was carrying wine as she returned from a trip to France.

“In my book, when you choose to come to a different country, you make some choices,” said Buzek, a native of Poland. “I never expected everything to be the same way as in my homeland, and I adjusted. I never dreamed of imposing my beliefs on somebody else.”

Muslims do not consume, carry, sell or buy alcohol, and Islam also considers the saliva of dogs to be unclean, Hassan Mohamud, an imam and director of the Islamic Law Institute at the Muslim American Society of Minnesota, told the Star Tribune newspaper.

Mohamud said he would ask airport officials to reconsider.
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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-08-2007, 12:13 PM

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THIS story just burns my bottom. I want to know how these camel-loving sand nigras can get away with such blatant racism! Where is the ACLU NOW!? Oh, I forgot. When Christians are persecuted, that's perfectly fine.

This is just one more example of why Jesus hates the satanic mudslimes.
Typical Mahommedan madness. They refuse to serve passengers who have a nice American brew in their hand, or a faithful hound, but if a passenger came in with a camel, and urinated all over the cab, they'd probably thank them.
Why are these crazed moon-worshippers so desperate to enrage Christ?


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-08-2007, 03:54 PM

So how does this thread relate to its title?

Arab-Americans refusing to service people with alcohol or dogs?
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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-08-2007, 04:11 PM

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So how does this thread relate to its title?

Arab-Americans refusing to service people with alcohol or dogs?

Friend,

Are implying these moonworshiping cabbies are male prostitutes? Don’t you think that is excessively vindictive. We of Landover do not tolerate people using Jesus’ forum to launch sweeping racist attacks.



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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-11-2007, 11:43 PM

But in another forum y'all didn't want the Irish to provide service for sinners. I detect an inconsistency here!


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-11-2007, 11:51 PM

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But in another forum y'all didn't want the Irish to provide service for sinners. I detect an inconsistency here!
Sister, what you detect is your female inability to comprehend True Christian™ Men discussing worldly affairs. Have you found a Godly husband yet? Have you at least perfected your rabbit casserole recipe?


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 12:29 AM

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Sister, what you detect is your female inability to comprehend True Christian™ Men discussing worldly affairs. Have you found a Godly husband yet? Have you at least perfected your rabbit casserole recipe?
I made a veggie burrito for dinner. Does that count? (I actually made these last week but I had it again tonight.)
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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 12:46 AM

Now all this MudSLIME stuff is getting carried TOO far! This is CHRISTIAN America NOT MUDSLIME america! We cannot allow these people to keep taking over our CHRIST GODLY NATION!! Brother Temperance said, "Why are these crazed moon-worshippers so desperate to enrage Christ?"

Answer: They obviously have a hidden desire to enrage the Almighty to WRATH and be wiped off the planet!!

America was FOUNDED on FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN values NOT on MOON worshipping DEMONIC LACK of values! The Cabbies refusing GODLY AMERICANS service should be thrown our of OUR Christian nation, immediately!


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 12:46 AM

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I made a veggie burrito for dinner. Does that count? (I actually made these last week but I had it again tonight.)
Sweet Jesus! don't ever post a photograph of such Godawful messicant slop in God's favorite forum again! I wouldn't feed that lump of crap to my dogs.

Can't you cook any Godly American food? Like pot roast for example?


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 12:47 AM

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I made a veggie burrito for dinner. Does that count? (I actually made these last week but I had it again tonight.)
What are those bugs? Are they maggots?


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 01:06 AM

You two! I'm trying very hard not to laugh, I mean cry right now. How could you hurt my feelings that way?

Pastor Ezekiel, pot roast isn't really my kind of thing. I'm more of a coconut & spinach pasta kind of girl. Although I do make some mean lamb!

Pastor Pistle thats brown grain rice you're looking at! Doesn't your wife feed you rice?


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 01:26 AM

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Well it isn't just xtians those muslims are against by the sound of things, it sounds like everybody besides muslims. (Sound familiar?) I'm sure the ACLU will be onto it soon enough.

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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 01:33 AM

There must be at least two heart attacks in each serving of that icky gravy.


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Balderdash. Makes me hungry just looking at it.



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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 02:06 AM

I dunno! I love steak but that gravy and carrots-from-a-can just aren't doing it for me.


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 02:12 AM

Hmm, the carrots don't look quite canned. Guess you can't really tell from a pic though. Ah well, if I was making it, I'd make fresh gravy and carrots. None of the canned stuff.

Lol, sorry, I've derailed again....on topic.....Muslims don't like potroast....er....people in general .



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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 02:12 AM

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But in another forum y'all didn't want the Irish to provide service for sinners. I detect an inconsistency here!
There is no inconsistency at all here. Refusing to serve sinners because of God's commands is one thing; refusing to serve decent Americans because of crazed prejudices handed down by demons is quite another.
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I made a veggie burrito for dinner. Does that count? (I actually made these last week but I had it again tonight.)
Friend, if I didn't know better, I'd think it sounded as if you were associating with vegetarians and vegans. Those people are some of the lowest scum on God's green earth. They'd stop people from drinking nice American beer, just because it's got a little bit of fish bladder in.


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Default Re: Racist Muslims Refuse Christians...IN AMERICA! - 01-12-2007, 03:08 AM

Personally loves, I think all the SELF RIGHTEOUS, EGOMANIAC, Bible SMOKERS should be sent off across the seas with their bibles in hand and forbidden to ever return. BTW loves...I hear there's some empty land in the middle of the South Pole....interested? (snicker, snicker)


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Hmm, the carrots don't look quite canned. Guess you can't really tell from a pic though. Ah well, if I was making it, I'd make fresh gravy and carrots. None of the canned stuff.

Lol, sorry, I've derailed again....on topic.....Muslims don't like potroast....er....people in general .
I was exaggerating. :p But it's good to know you'd be using proper fresh ingredients as a Godly woman should!

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There is no inconsistency at all here. Refusing to serve sinners because of God's commands is one thing; refusing to serve decent Americans because of crazed prejudices handed down by demons is quite another.
But I thought most Americans were dirty sinners, except the Landovers? All those false denominations? I think someone needs to read over their pamphlets...

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I can't help it, there are a lot of nice hippies here. One of my roommies is an ES grad student, although she's not vegetarian/vegan. One of my last roommates was though! She's the one that got me into some yummy soy burgers.


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I was exaggerating. :p But it's good to know you'd be using proper fresh ingredients as a Godly woman should!
Hellsing does nothing as a Godly woman should. Her idea of "fresh" is something that's been in the skip for less than a week.

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But I thought most Americans were dirty sinners, except the Landovers? All those false denominations? I think someone needs to read over their pamphlets...
You are hopelessly confused. Refusing to serve someone because they do not follow all the teachings of Our Lord Jesus Christ is one thing, but having an irrational hatred for everyone who offends against the random prohibitions handed down from a false demonic moongod is just racist and worng. It's like the difference between killing Jews and Communists because God tells you to, and killing Jews and Communists because the Pimp in the Vatican tells you to.

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I can't help it, there are a lot of nice hippies here. One of my roommies is an ES grad student, although she's not vegetarian/vegan. One of my last roommates was though! She's the one that got me into some yummy soy burgers.
Now that's two oxymormons in four sentences. Saying there's a lot of nice hippies around is like saying you're surrounded by exceptionally tall midgets. It just don't make no sense. Your animal-devouring ecoterrorist roommate sounds like an antichrist and a hypocrite, both of which are things that God hates. I'd advise you to move out as soon as possible, before God decides to smite them and everyone in their immediate vicinity. It is a well-known fact that soy is an integral part of the homosexual agenda, and recent evidence has emerged linking it with radical conspiracies against democracy. Sadly, Brother Marshall Wiseman's classic treatise on hippies doesn't appear to have made it to this board, but there should be an archived version here. (Let me know if that link doesn't work.) And do you really think it's a coincidence that Morningstar farms produce so much vegetarian food? Friend, vegetarians and vegans are just a rabble of succubi who love bunny rabbits more than Jesus Himself.


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