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Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-10-2008, 07:07 PM
Lordy Day! Since the Christmas tree 'suposedly' has a pagan origin, and it's looked down upon doin' a lynchin' these days in Georgia, here's the next best thing.
http://tattoodreams.blogspot.com/200...-ornament.html
NUMBERS 31:17-18 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. Moses tells the Israelites to kill every male and all the non-virgin females, but to keep the virgins for themselves. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-10-2008, 10:02 PM
If I ever saw that on a Christmas tree I'd be quick to burn it down and piss on the ashes!
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-10-2008, 10:28 PM
Just look at that evil sneer, how he looks down his nose at Christians. I get chills down my spine every time I look at him, or hear him speak!
Makes me want to . . . to . . . Excuse me a moment . . .
<Yes? Oh, hello, Agent Cooper. Secret Service? I see. Oh, no, I wasn't going to suggest anything like that . . . Yes, I do like my kneecaps . . . I'll certainly do that . . . No, thank YOU!>
Where was I?
Oh, yes. It makes me want to log on to change.gov and write a letter of appreciation for all the wonderful things he will do for this nation!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-20-2008, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Just look at that evil sneer, how he looks down his nose at Christians. I get chills down my spine every time I look at him, or hear him speak!
Makes me want to . . . to . . . Excuse me a moment . . .
<Yes? Oh, hello, Agent Cooper. Secret Service? I see. Oh, no, I wasn't going to suggest anything like that . . . Yes, I do like my kneecaps . . . I'll certainly do that . . . No, thank YOU!>
Where was I?
Oh, yes. It makes me want to log on to change.gov and write a letter of appreciation for all the wonderful things he will do for this nation!
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Don't sell out brother!
Stand your ground...They can beat your kneecaps in and even kill you, but it'll spark the movement.
THE BLOOD OF MARTYRS IS THE SEED OF CHRISTIANS!
-Tertullian, A.D. Second Century
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-20-2008, 02:04 AM
I won't settle for the next best thing, let's put the real Obama in a tree!
If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-20-2008, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherBill
I won't settle for the next best thing, let's put the real Obama in a tree!
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The pleasure is mine!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-20-2008, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherBill
I won't settle for the next best thing . ..
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Come now, BrotherBill, you know that Messiah Obama can't be on EVERYBODY'S tree at the same time. He's like Santa Claus (one place at a time), not like Jesus (everywhere at once)!
Let's also be cautious about how we say things. We have reason to believe that Obama's people are watching the Internet . . . why, just look what happened to Rev. Rodimer there!
We don't want you to make a joke that lands you in Gitmo, friend!
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-20-2008, 04:45 AM
I know some folks will call me prejudiced, but after adding my life sized George and Laura ornaments, I don't think that little brown Obama ornament will be noticeable.
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Re: Put Obama On A Tree! -
12-21-2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
The pleasure is mine!
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Well, well, speak of the devil.
Did they let you out early for good behavior, or are you on the run again being transferred from parish to parish to avoid the police?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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