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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-15-2013, 05:25 PM

My beloved and Godly husband strictly prohibited me using the internet, except for watching this Godly forum. I'm very thankful to him because in the internet the worst perversions are hidden, like YouTube or Facebook, what's wrong with those pages? The last time Adam knew I was watching them he spanked me in front of our guests in a party in our house, I really deserved it for being so stupid
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 02-29-2016, 12:00 PM

This isn't true. None of it is true. We are equal, period. Back when the bible was written, it was a time where that wasn't true, where slaves were still a thing. Today that's not the case. Stop saying all of this because nobody else in the world thinks it and it would get you punched and in the hospital before you even said the first word if you went out and said it to the real world. I feel bad for the kids who have been raised to believe this and the women who you have brainwashed into thinking that this is true. Go ahead, ban me. I don't want to be on this site anymore with you people. This made me sick.
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This isn't true. None of it is true. We are equal, period.
Um...? Ever heard of discrimination (including but not limited to race, gender, age, sexual preference)?

We are not living in an equal world dear. Otherwise we'd have women and black people as CEOs of big corporations, and men and women earning the same salaries for the same jobs. Now, that would be just weird!

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Back when the bible was written, it was a time where that wasn't true, where slaves were still a thing.
Slavery is still a thing, from food you're eating, through cloths you're wearing, to the I-phone you're using.

Remind me again, how the world today is different from the world when the Holy Bible was written?

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Today that's not the case. Stop saying all of this because nobody else in the world thinks it and it would get you punched and in the hospital before you even said the first word if you went out and said it to the real world. I feel bad for the kids who have been raised to believe this and the women who you have brainwashed into thinking that this is true. Go ahead, ban me. I don't want to be on this site anymore with you people. This made me sick.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 02-29-2016, 09:19 PM

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Um...? Ever heard of discrimination (including but not limited to race, gender, age, sexual preference)?

We are not living in an equal world dear. Otherwise we'd have women and black people as CEOs of big corporations, and men and women earning the same salaries for the same jobs. Now, that would be just weird!

Slavery is still a thing, from food you're eating, through cloths you're wearing, to the I-phone you're using.

Remind me again, how the world today is different from the world when the Holy Bible was written?

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Oh, so many things to contradict today!


1. Race, Gender, Age, Sexual Preference, etc. discrimination- ALMOST NONEXISTENT! It's very ironic that everyone on this site is prejudice against these things. You're adding to the issue


2. The second thing you said? We do have black and women CEO's. They do earn the same salaries. It's just the minority of people who don't do this.


3. We don't have slaves the same way that we did back then. Women and men are actually considered equal. Science has progressed much further, though you probably are too involved with your precious bible to care.


Morale: You guys are adding to the problem with your mini cult. I can deal with the minor things like the earth is flat, but these are just plain stupid. Have fun being too ignorant to come out with the rest of the world when you are the only ones believing this bull. Honestly, how am I not banned yet?
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Oh, so many things to contradict today!
Hello, dear, and welcome to the forum! Please allow me to address some of your misunderstandings. Don't worry, you're not much more ignorant than an average undergraduate student!

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1. Race, Gender, Age, Sexual Preference, etc. discrimination- ALMOST NONEXISTENT! It's very ironic that everyone on this site is prejudice against these things. You're adding to the issue
Srsly? Are you from Mars or something?

If there is such a perfect equality hen why are women making less money for the same job? (And it's not just US, either)

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2. The second thing you said? We do have black and women CEO's.
Oh really? How many comparing to white male CEOs?

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They do earn the same salaries. It's just the minority of people who don't do this.
I think you meant to say, it's the minorities who don't get good jobs.

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3. We don't have slaves the same way that we did back then.
Well, personally, I don't think it matters if we have slaves the same way as in the past, I think it really matters that we still have and depend on slave labor in the 21st century.

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Women and men are actually considered equal.
Then why it is the woman who is expected to change her last name after marriage, and why do children inherit father's name?


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Bible Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 02-29-2016, 09:36 PM

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Oh, so many things to contradict today!


1. Race, Gender, Age, Sexual Preference, etc. discrimination- ALMOST NONEXISTENT! It's very ironic that everyone on this site is prejudice against these things. You're adding to the issue
The thing is, we don't see them as problems. They are part of life as God intended.

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2. The second thing you said? We do have black and women CEO's. They do earn the same salaries.
I'll admit: a few white women did slip through the cracks in the ceiling. Truly, that is most unfortunate.

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3. We don't have slaves the same way that we did back then.
As long as they are not paid for their work, it looks fine to me, as it keeps goods cheep for me to buy.

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Science has progressed much further, though you probably are too involved with your precious bible to care.
The Bible does tell us that science is baloney:

1 Corinthians 1:20-21
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 02-29-2016, 09:37 PM

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Hello, dear, and welcome to the forum! Please allow me to address some of your misunderstandings. Don't worry, you're not much more ignorant than an average undergraduate student!

Srsly? Are you from Mars or something?

If there is such a perfect equality hen why are women making less money for the same job? (And it's not just US, either)

Oh really? How many comparing to white male CEOs?

I think you meant to say, it's the minorities who don't get good jobs.

Well, personally, I don't think it matters if we have slaves the same way as in the past, I think it really matters that we still have and depend on slave labor in the 21st century.

Then why it is the woman who is expected to change her last name after marriage, and why children inherit father's name?


I agree with some of the things you said. The slave part is true, although we don't personally have slaves. Speaking of which, are they slaves in the sweatshops? Do they get paid? Idk, but no matter, I don't really care about today and then anymore. What I want to know is the purpose of this thread. Why are women and children so looked down upon here that you say we should beat them, burn them, or sell them? What is the point? I'm sorry that I came here so strongly. I just felt angry that there is a lot of prejudice in these forums.
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I agree with some of the things you said.
Thank you.

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The slave part is true, although we don't personally have slaves. Speaking of which, are they slaves in the sweatshops? Do they get paid? Idk, but no matter, I don't really care about today and then anymore.
You don't care to know if the person who made stuff you buy got paid or not? Interesting. I wouldn't say that makes you a good person...

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What I want to know is the purpose of this thread. Why are women and children so looked down upon here that you say we should beat them, burn them, or sell them? What is the point? I'm sorry that I came here so strongly. I just felt angry that there is a lot of prejudice in these forums.
You see, this lovely community (which I am studying as part of my Ph.D. dissertation research) really believes in the Bible. I have encountered people of many faiths in my life, but this church is truly unique in that it does not reject the parts of the Bible that do not agree with contemporary morality, but embraces all of it. Including the really nasty parts of the Bible that other churches ignore. While that puts the members of this community at odds with the mainstream society, you must admire them for their true faith in God - faith that no other church possesses!


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It's very ironic that everyone on this site is prejudice against these things.
You could not be more wrong. I actually know a few gay people and they are surprisingly decent and nice people. And I also happen to know several very smart women. But my personal experience is irrelevant. The Bible tells me women should shut up (1st Timothy 2:11-12) and obey their husbands (Genesis 3:16). It also tells me all gays should die, provided we would have Biblical law (Leviticus 20:13).

So what we do here is exactly what God demands from us. Ignore common sense and personal experience and instead follow the Holy Bible to the letter!


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 02-29-2016, 10:46 PM

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Thank you.

You don't care to know if the person who made stuff you buy got paid or not? Interesting. I wouldn't say that makes you a good person...

You see, this lovely community (which I am studying as part of my Ph.D. dissertation research) really believes in the Bible. I have encountered people of many faiths in my life, but this church is truly unique in that it does not reject the parts of the Bible that do not agree with contemporary morality, but embraces all of it. Including the really nasty parts of the Bible that other churches ignore. While that puts the members of this community at odds with the mainstream society, you must admire them for their true faith in God - faith that no other church possesses!
Sorry, I meant I didn't care about how today is different about when the Bible was written anymore. Also, yes, these people do have a very strong bond to the bible.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 03-01-2016, 10:59 PM

Women who are on the internet are like sins. They should, but cannot be stopped. For shame.
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You could not be more wrong. I actually know a few gay people and they are surprisingly decent and nice people. And I also happen to know several very smart women. But my personal experience is irrelevant. The Bible tells me women should shut up (1st Timothy 2:11-12) and obey their husbands (Genesis 3:16). It also tells me all gays should die, provided we would have Biblical law (Leviticus 20:13).

So what we do here is exactly what God demands from us. Ignore common sense and personal experience and instead follow the Holy Bible to the letter!
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You could not be more wrong. I actually know a few gay people and they are surprisingly decent and nice people. And I also happen to know several very smart women. But my personal experience is irrelevant. The Bible tells me women should shut up (1st Timothy 2:11-12) and obey their husbands (Genesis 3:16). It also tells me all gays should die, provided we would have Biblical law (Leviticus 20:13).

So what we do here is exactly what God demands from us. Ignore common sense and personal experience and instead follow the Holy Bible to the letter!
Thank you, Brother. Many could consider me to be a highly intelligent woman, but if I were to be out in the career field, I'd be wasting my God-given ability to birth children and be a homemaker and be a delight (Proverbs 5:18) to my husband.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 03-06-2021, 08:25 PM

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Thank you, Brother, for summing up the Truth so precisely. The unsaved act like it's too difficult to be a Christian but it really is just that simple!
I feel like the whole "woke" culture is a group project by the unsaved to make things more complicated than they need to be in order to justify bitching and moaning against the Word of God.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 12-20-2021, 03:57 PM

Well, well, lookie here....Miss Billy Hellish has given a tell all about her virtual porn escapades. Does she think she's special because she's rich?

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Part of the problem with porn is that so much of it depicts violence and aggression and the objectification of women. Eilish told Stern that she frequently watched violent porn, and the first few times she had sex, she didn't say "no" to things that were "not good" because she thought that's what she was supposed to find attractive.
Part of the problem too is that you're just not finding the right man, because if you did, you know that you don't get to say no. A good man takes control and disarms all your defences. Clearly porn has corrupted and confused Ms Ellish to know her role in the bedroom.

I know you can't read this Billie, but take some advice from me. You don't need porn! It's second to none other than the Bible for your sexual education.

Colossians 3:18

18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Song of Solomon 4:5
Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?
9 If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar.
10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.




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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 01-15-2022, 04:24 PM

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Well, well, lookie here....Miss Billy Hellish has given a tell all about her virtual porn escapades. Does she think she's special because she's rich?

<<<a series of unnecessary references to female biology removed by a helpful moderator>>>

Part of the problem too is that you're just not finding the right man, because if you did, you know that you don't get to say no. A good man takes control and disarms all your defences. Clearly porn has corrupted and confused Ms Ellish to know her role in the bedroom.

I know you can't read this Billie, but take some advice from me. You don't need porn! It's second to none other than the Bible for your sexual education.

Colossians 3:18

18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Song of Solomon 4:5
Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

8:10

8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?
9 If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar.
10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.




Mrs. Jen, if I were you I would worry more about your addiction to gnome's pornography. I hope you'll spend your time thinking how to stop your depravations while you are Quarantined.
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