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Confirmed Enemy of God, Filthy Harlot Disobeying 1 Timothy 2:9
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11-01-2018, 04:46 AM
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11-01-2018, 10:02 AM
Even worse than the telemarketers - someone who would steal Jesus' precious bandwidth. So low they would take the nails from our Savior's Cross for scrap metal.
Disgusting
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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11-01-2018, 07:03 PM
Looks to me like some house nigress get at her ownersemployers computer.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
11-01-2018, 07:27 PM
1 Timothy 2:9 has something to say about braiding hair. But "synthetic braiding hair" is a whole new level of sinfulness - though I guess it would go up pretty spectacularly when the wearer plunged into the lake of fire!
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
11-02-2018, 07:48 AM
I've recently observed some racist blacks shaming white people for having dreadlocks.
I might order a dreadlock wig from this advertiser so I can take a stand against anti-white racism.
I feel this might also open up some street-preaching opportunities, as young people who see me wearing my dreads will understand I am "hip" and "with it."
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08-09-2019, 09:13 AM
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08-09-2019, 09:31 AM
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Nice try, but this isn't our first rodeo.
Now then, I won't ask you about your relationship with Jesus, because you clearly have none.
Would you like to get saved, though?
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08-09-2019, 01:28 PM
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Hello, Miss Cables, and to at .
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly requests, which are clearly printed at the top of our Introduction Forum:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You will find that we are a group of servants of the , studying the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity:
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
As such, you will find that our objectives are salvation through the shed of the Lamb, repentance, and serving the . Please take note that we have no interest in cables or whatever it is that you're trying to pawn off here. This -sent site has no connection to Aliexpress.
We look forward to getting to know you here, at .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
08-09-2019, 01:38 PM
Miss Cables, please follow forum rules and make an appropriate introductions thread.
I am sorry to hear of all the patches and damage caused by your cat. Perhaps you should cook it, they taste like chicken with the right seasoning.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
08-11-2019, 07:25 PM
There are only three kinds of people who wear wigs: spies, negresses, and Orthodox Jewesses. No decent person would ever consider wearing one. We Christians have real, definitely non-artificial hair, like our glorious leader Donald Trump.
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
08-11-2019, 09:23 PM
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There are only three kinds of people who wear wigs: spies, negresses, and Orthodox Jewesses. No decent person would ever consider wearing one. We Christians have real, definitely non-artificial hair, like our glorious leader Donald Trump.
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Oh, this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes! There is no way on Earth or in Heaven that these golden tresses can be a wig. Why, it shows no sign of flying away here!
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Buy Synthetic Braiding Hair | Synthetic Wigs -
08-11-2019, 10:52 PM
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Oh, this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes! There is no way on Earth or in Heaven that these golden tresses can be a wig. Why, it shows no sign of flying away here!
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Isn't that simply amazing, for him to have such a full head of hair at his age. Why, he has the masculinity of a man half his age!
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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