[Des]

As many of you know, we are losing a great advocate for morality and God with the sad news that Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern will not be returning to office when her term is complete.

Mrs Kern did what she could to protect the state of Oklahoma from the looming horror of buggery. She introduced House Bill 1597 to protect God fearing shop owners from being forced to service sodomites, House Bill 1598 to allow parents to deprogram their anally brainwashed children, and House Bill 1599 to keep tax money out of the semen & exfoliating cream stained hands of the homosexuals.

She was an outspoken advocate for public decency, insisting that Big Gay was a bigger threat to our nation than terrorism.

The face of big sodomy

It was not enough. Perhaps had she been a man, they would have listened. Perhaps all of America would have listened. So I am going to say it now. I am going to say all that Mrs Kern said, and since I am male with correspondingly greater mental prowess and insight, people will more likely listen this time.

The Gay Agenda is five hundred times worse than terrorism!

Gays destroy small business: By forcing their well-dressed selves into shops, the deviants force Godly Mom & Pop businesses to close their doors or suffer the consequences of frivolous lawsuits when they refuse to bake pornographic, semen iced 'wedding cakes' and roofie cookies that these homosexual predators give to young boys in order to abduct, sodomize, and convert them. Gays hate the economy.

What sodomy did to Detroit.

Gays cause abortion: The increase in gay marriage leaves more unmarried women. Unmarried women are 268,384 times more likely to have an abortion than married women are. Gays hate babies.

We assume this fellow is gay.

Gays spread disease: Gays are the primary carriers of Aids. They spread the Aids and other communicable diseases through sodomy, toilet seats and the practice of shared drug needles. Gays hate health.

Gay marriage hurts middle class women: By not marrying a woman slightly less affluent than themselves, the gays cause these women to spiral into poverty as the greater income of a male provider is denied them. Gays hate the middle class.

Gays rape children in bathrooms: By legalizing transgendered use of public bathrooms, gays threaten the anal integrity of every child using a public bathroom anywhere in America. Millions of children are just one halfway through homeroom bathroom pass away from a prolapsed rectum. Gays hate non-prolapsed rectums.

Gays cause skyrocketing taxes: By forcing their ungodly agenda, gays force state and federal lawmakers to spend countless time and money revamping state and federal laws. Billions in tax money is required to make legal accommodations for a collection of boy-hungry mincing pedophiles who at most represent 5% of the voting public. Gays hate frugal taxation.

Gays destroy churches: In addition to outright burning them, gays also subtly force churches to close their doors as more and more states succumb to the evils of allowing gay marriage. Gays hate God.

Gays want to shove a big, throbbing gag in our mouths: By having lawmakers declare anti-sodomy sentiment 'hate speech' gays deny us our freedom of speech. Gays hate the Constitution.

Truly wicked and disgusting.

Gays destroy entire communities: Gays are hands-down the leaders in gentrification. They collectively identify charming communities with rustic appeal, buy up property in the area, and build organic markets, art galleries, discos, and day spas. Property & commodity prices skyrocket, forcing entire communities full of families to move. Gays hate family and community.

Gays make retards: Gay marriage opens the door for incestuous marriage which results in millions of little inbred retard babies. Gays hate IQ above 90.

Gays jeopardize national security: It is an established medical fact that gay butt sex causes muscular atrophy which is greatly pronounced in the wrists. In addition to causing the floppy wrist gay marker, this prevents gays from being effective combat soldiers as they are unable to hold rifles or throw grenades. Furthermore, their notion of camouflage consists of floral prints. Finally, their propensity for sodomasochistic acts anywhere at any time leaves gay troops vulnerable to sneak attacks. Gays have been known to drop their weapons and present their backsides when faced with combat. Gays hate national security.

Sissy trying to do sports.

Gays invoke God's Wrath: 2 Peter 2:4-6 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an example unto those that after should live ungodly;

In summation, the Gay Agenda is a multi-pronged attack on the morality, economy, and social coherence of America. The Gay Agenda seeks nothing less than to make you homeless and force you to watch as they sacrifice the fetuses of impoverished unwed mothers to Satan and sodomize your son in a public bathroom to the beat of the gay discotheque next door.

Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Anointed preaching, brother. Truly dire warnings for the once Godly USA.

[Samuel Levenson]

Amen to that. The Soviets sent godless fags into this country back in the fifties to destabilize our economy and make all children attend public school. The fact that a queer can get a security clearance and I can't carry my .357 Magnum revolver under my jacket on a cold day is INSANITY of the worst kind.

[Veronica Brentwood]

Amen Brother Des!

Being new here and to forums in general, I believe there should be a warning above a post that has explicit gay photos so no one goes through violet vomiting like I just did 20 minutes ago.


Does anyone know if dry cleaners launder shoes? Mr. Brentwood just bought these Louboutin Pigalle Follies for me and now they're ruined. I'd like to get them cleaned before he gets home and I get the strap.


V.B.


Dictated but not read.

[Samuel Levenson]

Originally Posted by Veronica Brentwood

Does anyone know if dry cleaners launder shoes? Mr. Brentwood just bought these Louboutin Pigalle Follies for me and now they're ruined. I'd like to get them cleaned before he gets home and I get the strap.

Not meaning to derail this thread, but it seems you and Mr. Brentwood have a wonderful marriage that Jesus is surely proud of. As long as you remember your place- behind your husband- it will stay that way.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Veronica Brentwood

Being new here and to forums in general, I believe there should be a warning above a post that has explicit gay photos so no one goes through violet vomiting like I just did 20 minutes ago.

Oh, mercy me! I had assumed that trigger warnings were only for the exceptionally weak-willed, ultra-feeble 'empowered' feminazis who faint at the thought of the smallest of things only seconds after proclaiming how they are equal to if not better than men in every sense and field. How thoughtless of me to forget that their need for such protective shielding stems from the inherent weakness in all women.


I shall strive to take into consideration the frail constitution of all womenfolk in the future.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists:

Brother Des, you have vastly underestimated: Gays are 22,600% more likely to kill you:

An estimated 1,155,792 Americans have HIV and all of them will die horribly. -> http://www.healthline.com/health/hiv...cs-infographic

Since 1865, 5,106 Americans have died as a result of terrorism -> http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/terrorism/wrjp255a.html

You are 226 times more likely to be killed by a queer than a terrorist.

Landover's fight against the Homosexual Lifestyle Choice goes on and President Donald Trump has the slight terrorist inconvenience in a stranglehold.

Case closed.

[GayGayAndGay]

Originally Posted by Des

As many of you know, we are losing a great advocate for morality and God with the sad news that Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern will not be returning to office when her term is complete.

Mrs Kern did what she could to protect the state of Oklahoma from the looming horror of buggery. She introduced House Bill 1597 to protect God fearing shop owners from being forced to service sodomites, House Bill 1598 to allow parents to deprogram their anally brainwashed children, and House Bill 1599 to keep tax money out of the semen & exfoliating cream stained hands of the homosexuals.

She was an outspoken advocate for public decency, insisting that Big Gay was a bigger threat to our nation than terrorism.

The face of big sodomy

It was not enough. Perhaps had she been a man, they would have listened. Perhaps all of America would have listened. So I am going to say it now. I am going to say all that Mrs Kern said, and since I am male with correspondingly greater mental prowess and insight, people will more likely listen this time.

The Gay Agenda is five hundred times worse than terrorism!

Gays destroy small business: By forcing their well-dressed selves into shops, the deviants force Godly Mom & Pop businesses to close their doors or suffer the consequences of frivolous lawsuits when they refuse to bake pornographic, semen iced 'wedding cakes' and roofie cookies that these homosexual predators give to young boys in order to abduct, sodomize, and convert them. Gays hate the economy.

What sodomy did to Detroit.

Gays cause abortion: The increase in gay marriage leaves more unmarried women. Unmarried women are 268,384 times more likely to have an abortion than married women are. Gays hate babies.

We assume this fellow is gay.

Gays spread disease: Gays are the primary carriers of Aids. They spread the Aids and other communicable diseases through sodomy, toilet seats and the practice of shared drug needles. Gays hate health.

Gay marriage hurts middle class women: By not marrying a woman slightly less affluent than themselves, the gays cause these women to spiral into poverty as the greater income of a male provider is denied them. Gays hate the middle class.

Gays rape children in bathrooms: By legalizing transgendered use of public bathrooms, gays threaten the anal integrity of every child using a public bathroom anywhere in America. Millions of children are just one halfway through homeroom bathroom pass away from a prolapsed rectum. Gays hate non-prolapsed rectums.

Gays cause skyrocketing taxes: By forcing their ungodly agenda, gays force state and federal lawmakers to spend countless time and money revamping state and federal laws. Billions in tax money is required to make legal accommodations for a collection of boy-hungry mincing pedophiles who at most represent 5% of the voting public. Gays hate frugal taxation.

Gays destroy churches: In addition to outright burning them, gays also subtly force churches to close their doors as more and more states succumb to the evils of allowing gay marriage. Gays hate God.

Gays want to shove a big, throbbing gag in our mouths: By having lawmakers declare anti-sodomy sentiment 'hate speech' gays deny us our freedom of speech. Gays hate the Constitution.

Truly wicked and disgusting.

Gays destroy entire communities: Gays are hands-down the leaders in gentrification. They collectively identify charming communities with rustic appeal, buy up property in the area, and build organic markets, art galleries, discos, and day spas. Property & commodity prices skyrocket, forcing entire communities full of families to move. Gays hate family and community.

Gays make retards: Gay marriage opens the door for incestuous marriage which results in millions of little inbred retard babies. Gays hate IQ above 90.

Gays jeopardize national security: It is an established medical fact that gay butt sex causes muscular atrophy which is greatly pronounced in the wrists. In addition to causing the floppy wrist gay marker, this prevents gays from being effective combat soldiers as they are unable to hold rifles or throw grenades. Furthermore, their notion of camouflage consists of floral prints. Finally, their propensity for sodomasochistic acts anywhere at any time leaves gay troops vulnerable to sneak attacks. Gays have been known to drop their weapons and present their backsides when faced with combat. Gays hate national security.

Sissy trying to do sports.

Gays invoke God's Wrath: 2 Peter 2:4-6 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an example unto those that after should live ungodly;

In summation, the Gay Agenda is a multi-pronged attack on the morality, economy, and social coherence of America. The Gay Agenda seeks nothing less than to make you homeless and force you to watch as they sacrifice the fetuses of impoverished unwed mothers to Satan and sodomize your son in a public bathroom to the beat of the gay discotheque next door.

Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.

I love it when my my gay girlfriend ***stupid attempts to shock Jesus removed by moderator*** ;)))

[Des]

Please, sweet Jesus, strike this filthy pornography from Your Godly forum and smite the poster with finger cancer to prevent her from soiling our pure boards again!


Edited to add: Merciful Jesus has heard my prayers and answered my humble appeal the very moment I prayed! What more proof of miracles do the filthy atheists need?

[GayGayAndGay]

Originally Posted by Des

Please, sweet Jesus, strike this filthy pornography from Your Godly forum and smite the poster with finger cancer to prevent her from soiling our pure boards again!


Edited to add: Merciful Jesus has heard my prayers and answered my humble appeal the very moment I prayed! What more proof of miracles do the filthy atheists need?

but pastor! [HILLBILLY PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

[Des]

Originally Posted by GayGayAndGay

but pastor! [HILLBILLY PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

I notice that in your indecent attempts to offend little baby Jesus, you ignore the many key issues brought up in the OP. Are we to accept this as an admission by a representative of the Gay Agenda that gays really are conspiring to destroy America and therefore the last bastion of human decency?

[Just Chris]

Omg you people are crazy. As someone who has fought the terrorist I can tell you the gay are in no way more dangerous. We do not have to worry about the gays putting land minds into the deep desert sand. We do not have to worry about them running at you throwing grenades and shooting you with ak 47's trying to murder you. You don't have to worry about them capturing your comrades and torturing them for information and when or if they get it to keep you alive so they can continue to do their horrible torture all over again or kill you and dump their bodies some where in the middle of the desert never to be seen again and hurt their families because they never knew if they were dead or alive because they went missing in action due to their kidnapping. no one is more dangerous then the terrorist.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

Omg you people are crazy. As someone who has fought the terrorist I can tell you the gay are in no way more dangerous. We do not have to worry about the gays putting land minds into the deep desert sand. We do not have to worry about them running at you throwing grenades and shooting you with ak 47's trying to murder you. You don't have to worry about them capturing your comrades and torturing them for information and when or if they get it to keep you alive so they can continue to do their horrible torture all over again or kill you and dump their bodies some where in the middle of the desert never to be seen again and hurt their families because they never knew if they were dead or alive because they went missing in action due to their kidnapping. no one is more dangerous then the terrorist.

Well, tell me this, sweetie, what's worse: torturing and murdering people in this life, or exposing them to eternal torture in Hell?

[Just Chris]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Well, tell me this, sweetie, what's worse: torturing and murdering people in this life, or exposing them to eternal torture in Hell?

I don't believe God hates all gays.Their is one i know in the army and he was a religious and good man. My friend and commanding officer Sergeant David Johnson was in charge of my squad when I was first in Iraq. We were ambushed while doing a reconnaissance mission and we fought those terrorist with all our might we noticed more of them were coming so we were ordered to retreat. We were almost to our humvees and right before I got to it my commandibg noticed one of those terrorist had his gun pointed at me and got behind me and took the bullet and died. He sacrificed himself for me. I turned around and shot that terrorist and picked up David and hopped on the humvee. I got on the gun in the back and with blinding rage I was shooting at every terrorist as they tried to stop our escape. He was a homosexual but he was also a heroic man who sacrificed himself for me to live. I'm sure the good Lord overlooked his so called flaw as a homosexual for the hero that he was.

[Just Chris]

We all know that the Lord chooses when we all to go heaven on that day it seems heaven needed a hero. That hero was sergeant David Johnson.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

I don't believe God hates all gays.

Then, why does He call homosexuality an abomination worthy of death?

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

[Just Chris]

The bible was written thousands of years ago. Could his mind have been possibly been changed by the ones like my deceased friend who sacrificed his life for mine. I'm sure the Lord will always accept those who do Nobel deeds such as those.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

...I'm sure the Lord will always accept those who do Nobel deeds such as those.

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Alfred Nobel
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Alfred Nobel

Alfred Nobel
Born Alfred Bernhard Nobel
21 October 1833
Stockholm, Sweden, Sweden–Norway
Died 10 December 1896 (aged 63)
Sanremo, Italy
Resting place Norra begravningsplatsen, Stockholm, Sweden
59°21′24.52″N 18°1′9.43″E
Occupation Chemist, engineer, innovator, armaments manufacturer and inventor
Known for Invention of dynamite, Nobel Prize
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Alfred Bernhard Nobel (/noʊˈbɛl/; Swedish: [ˈalfrɛd nʊˈbɛl] About this sound listen (help·info); 21 October 1833 – 10 December 1896) was a Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator, and armaments manufacturer.
Known for inventing dynamite, Nobel also owned Bofors, which he had redirected from its previous role as primarily an iron and steel producer to a major manufacturer of cannon and other armaments. Nobel held 355 different patents, dynamite being the most famous. After reading a premature obituary which condemned him for profiting from the sales of arms, he bequeathed his fortune to institute the Nobel Prizes.[1][2] The synthetic element nobelium was named after him.[3] His name also survives in modern-day companies such as Dynamit Nobel and AkzoNobel, which are descendants of mergers with companies Nobel himself established.
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1 Life and career
2 Death
3 Personal life
4 Inventions
5 Nobel Prizes
6 Monuments
7 Criticism
8 References
9 Further reading
10 External links
Life and career

Alfred Nobel at a young age
Born in Stockholm, Alfred Nobel was the third son of Immanuel Nobel (1801–1872), an inventor and engineer, and Carolina Andriette (Ahlsell) Nobel (1805–1889).[4] The couple married in 1827 and had eight children. The family was impoverished, and only Alfred and his three brothers survived past childhood.[4][5] Through his father, Alfred Nobel was a descendant of the Swedish scientist Olaus Rudbeck (1630–1702),[6] and in his turn the boy was interested in engineering, particularly explosives, learning the basic principles from his father at a young age. Alfred Nobel's interest in technology was inherited from his father, an alumnus of Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm.[7]
Following various business failures, Nobel's father moved to Saint Petersburg in 1837 and grew successful there as a manufacturer of machine tools and explosives. He invented modern plywood and started work on the "torpedo".[8] In 1842, the family joined him in the city. Now prosperous, his parents were able to send Nobel to private tutors and the boy excelled in his studies, particularly in chemistry and languages, achieving fluency in English, French, German and Russian.[4] For 18 months, from 1841 to 1842, Nobel went to the only school he ever attended as a child, the Jacobs Apologistic School in Stockholm.[5]
As a young man, Nobel studied with chemist Nikolai Zinin; then, in 1850, went to Paris to further the work. There he met Ascanio Sobrero, who had invented nitroglycerin three years before. Sobrero strongly opposed the use of nitroglycerin, as it was unpredictable, exploding when subjected to heat or pressure. But Nobel became interested in finding a way to control and use nitroglycerin as a commercially usable explosive, as it had much more power than gunpowder. At age 18, he went to the United States for four years to study chemistry, collaborating for a short period under inventor John Ericsson, who designed the American Civil War ironclad USS Monitor. Nobel filed his first patent, an English patent for a gas meter, in 1857, while his first Swedish patent, which he received in 1863, was on 'ways to prepare gunpowder'.[5][9][4][10]
The family factory produced armaments for the Crimean War (1853–1856); but, had difficulty switching back to regular domestic production when the fighting ended and they filed for bankruptcy.[4] In 1859, Nobel's father left his factory in the care of the second son, Ludvig Nobel (1831–1888), who greatly improved the business. Nobel and his parents returned to Sweden from Russia and Nobel devoted himself to the study of explosives, and especially to the safe manufacture and use of nitroglycerine (discovered in 1847 by Ascanio Sobrero, one of his fellow students under Théophile-Jules Pelouze at the University of Paris). Nobel invented a detonator in 1863; and, in 1865, he designed the blasting cap.[4]
On 3 September 1864, a shed, used for the preparation of nitroglycerin, exploded at the factory in Heleneborg, Stockholm, killing five people, including Nobel's younger brother Emil.[5] Dogged by more minor accidents but unfazed, Nobel went on to build further factories, focusing on improving the stability of the explosives he was developing.[5] Nobel invented dynamite in 1867, a substance easier and safer to handle than the more unstable nitroglycerin. Dynamite was patented in the US and the UK and was used extensively in mining and the building of transport networks internationally.[4] In 1875 Nobel invented gelignite, more stable and powerful than dynamite, and in 1887 patented ballistite, a predecessor of cordite.[4]
Nobel was elected a member of the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences in 1884, the same institution that would later select laureates for two of the Nobel prizes, and he received an honorary doctorate from Uppsala University in 1893.

Alfred Nobel's death mask, at Bjorkborn, Nobel's residence in Karlskoga, Sweden.
Nobel's brothers Ludvig and Robert exploited oilfields along the Caspian Sea and became hugely rich in their own right. Nobel invested in these and amassed great wealth through the

Listen, kid, your musings about a sweet and accepting god are all nice and great and make me want to hug ponies and crap, but they have NO support in Christianity. So give it up and call yourself something else already.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

If we've learned anything from the Florida "Pulse" incident it's that gays attract mooselimb terrorists - one more thing to add to the threat list.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

The bible was written thousands of years ago.

So? God knows everything in the past and future, don't you think He would have predicted thatt the Holy Bible would still be read thousands years after it was written?


Have you seen an expiration date on your Bible? I haven't seen it on mine.

his mind have been possibly been changed by the ones like my deceased friend who sacrificed his life for mine.

So you don't think He knows everything. Don't you think He's omnipotent, though, and could have changed the Bible if He wished to do so?

I'm sure the Lord will always accept those who do Nobel deeds such as those.

1. Unfortunately, you have no proof for that - and we have the proof for the contrary.


2. The word you're looking for is "noble." A Nobel is what you get if you invent or discover something special. Well, not you specifically, obviously.