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Default Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 05-19-2013, 07:45 PM

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Bless youcollywobbles
I knew that the blessings of papists were a naked curse, God's commandment to so not bow down at idols being, in your warpedness, an entreaty to bow down at idols, pray at them, touch their shiny heads, put them in your car so it doesn't crash & perch them on your trashy graves
but your curses won't work on us as you must have realised by now
though if you dain't twig they bishops of Rome working for the murder goblin you'd have black as white and darkness at noon forever
this thread is not about your bedfellows

TURTLE'S HEAD SOUP is a smashing entrée served thick and crunchy (no jokes about Maurice Lester please) or using other parts for a delicious consommé, the fresh water species are simply gorgeous.
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Smile Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 05-19-2013, 08:07 PM

My favorite is Baby Panda on a spit.
Smells something awful until the fur burns off but the skins holds in the juices. The bones are soft and slightly rubbery and what meat there is (like a quail) just slips off, so tender. A little A1 and good eating!
I sure hope we can have that again!


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Leviticus 11:1-47
11 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.
3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
24 And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the carcase of them shall be unclean until the even.
25 And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.
26 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.
27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.
28 And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto you.
29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.
32 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.
33 And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it.
34 Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every such vessel shall be unclean.
35 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be unclean unto you.
36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.
37 And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed which is to be sown, it shall be clean.
38 But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you.
39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even.
40 And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.
41 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten.
42 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.
43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.
44 For I am the Lord your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
45 For I am the Lord that bringeth you up out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy.
46 This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every creature that creepeth upon the earth:
47 To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not be eaten.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 05-19-2013, 08:58 PM

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Talk about a misleading thread title.

I assumed this was a dinner for decently educated Baptists!



Bless you, my culinary collywobbles,
Father Mo





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Charity begins at home - or maybe you need to be paying attention to your own Bishops in Venezuela. It seems there is a shortage of the sacramental wine and hosts necessary to carry on the Vatican scam.

The LIEberal voting cathylicks that put the socialists in power also seem to have created a toilet paper shortage as well. No doubt the two are somehow linked.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/17/...-paper-crisis/

Bless you too, my transubstantiation con artist.

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Venezuelan food shortage threatens supply of wine for Mass

Caracas, Venezuela, May 16, 2013 / 12:16 pm (CNA/EWTN News).- Reporter Macky Arenas of the Catholic Lay Report said the serious food shortage in Venezuela could lead to a lack of wine and hosts for the celebration of Mass.

Arenas explained that the shortage in the country is due to “the lack of raw materials.”

“This is not a country known for the production of wine, and the only national company has told the bishops it will not be able to meet demand,” she said in statements to CNA.

Officials in Venezuela are warning that the situation will not improve in the short term, she added.

The liturgy committee of the Venezuelan Bishops’ Conference issued a statement warning that Vino Ecclesia, the company that supplies wine for Eucharistic celebrations, has said it cannot guarantee continuous production and regular distribution because of the lack of supplies needed to make its product.

The committee also said importers are having trouble obtaining foreign currency to bring in liturgical wine made in other countries.

“If it is impossible to obtain wine for Mass certified by other bishops’ conferences, the purest and most natural wine possible should be used instead,” the committee instructed.

The food shortage has become so great that President Nicolas Maduro spoke about it during a visit to Uruguay last week.

Arenas noted that in their statement, the bishops “are not even questioning anyone; they are just simply pointing out a problem and getting in front of the consequences by proposing alternatives.”

She predicted that there will also be “a shortage of wheat for hosts” in the future.

The problem, she contended, is largely due to “the corruption that reigns in the government administration.”

“This is setting the stage for an explosive situation in Venezuela,” she warned.

http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/ne...wine-for-mass/


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Default Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 05-19-2013, 10:32 PM

Stupid papists. If they Had Jesus on their side, He could solve the problem instantly.



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Default Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 05-19-2013, 10:57 PM

You know what would be even better than an endangered species dinner? An extinct species dinner! For a while ago, Lonesome George, the last remaining Pinta Island tortoise died. It's possible that there still might be meat left in the freezer.




There is also perfectly preserved frozen mammoths, is it possible to buy some chunks of meat?
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There is also perfectly preserved frozen mammoths, is it possible to buy some chunks of meat?
No offense, but would you really want to eat meat which was first handled by some Russians?



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Charity begins at home - or maybe you need to be paying attention to your own Bishops in Venezuela. It seems there is a shortage of the sacramental wine and hosts necessary to carry on the Vatican scam.
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Cracking jokes and ad-libbing, the new pontiff addresses the world's media and explains why he chose to name himself after St Francis of Assisi. Lizzy Davies reports from Vatican City:

Francis added that the reminder had made him think of St Francis – a man "who wanted a poor church". "Ah, how I would like a church," he said, "that is poor and is for the poor."

Juan Camilo, a 23-year-old Colombian in the audience, was impressed. "I liked most of all this part, because it is a sign of transformation.."
Now that the vatican has transformed itself into penury (interestingly, just before the lawsuits get going in earnest) perhaps there remain insufficient funds to send any wine to South America?


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I like to go down to the Florida Everglades and catch manatees. I used to just run into them with my motor boat propeller, but I have since discovered that they taste best if you kill their children in front of them.
I heard that their Australian cousins are even tastier.

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Default Re: Annual Endangered Species Dinner - 08-01-2015, 12:00 AM

Great news for the upcoming endangered species dinner!

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Freehold, IA

Minnesota dentist Walter J. Palmer shocked the nation when it was revealed that it was he who illegally shot Cecil, a famous and well known lion outside a national park in Zimbabwe. But not everyone shares the grief. Now it appears that the controversial Landover Baptist Church based in the town of Freehold outside Des Moines, has acquired the remaining carcass of Cecil in an agreement between the Freehold Hunters' Association and Bushman Safaris of Zimbabwe. The carcass of Cecil arrived in Freehold this morning and is now being minced to hamburgers to be served at Landover's highly controversial endangered species dinner next week. The annual endangered species dinner is a long running tradition at Landover with a special permit to kill, import and serve endangered species following the lawsuit Landover vs. Iowa in 1975. "The Bible tells us that man has dominion over all animals", says Freehold mayor Johny Joe hold, "nothing illustrates this better than having an annual dinner consisting of only endangered species", he continues.

The tradition, which in recent years has served the meat of animals such as spotted owl, bald eagle, Mexican grey wolf, manatee, white buffalo and bottlenose dolphin, has drawn plenty of criticism from the Humane Society of Iowa and the World Wildlife Fund. "It's outrageous that this church is exempt from the federal Endangered Species Act" says Minnesotan wildlife conservationist Kent Nygaard, who has campaigned against the event for decades.

This year's endangered species dinner has additonally also drawn criticism for being racist as the lion burgers will allegedly be served by Landover church members dressed in traditional African clothing and blackface.

Mayor Hold however states that there are no plans of changing anything at this year's event that is taking place at the Landover Baptist Church next week in Freehold, Iowa.
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