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Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 05:30 PM
The last time I saw sweet Sister Sue Vera, she was beside herself with fear -- disoriented and confused, because she thought Dunkin Donuts supported the Islamofascists who want to destroy Fairfield and America. And can you blame Sister for being upset? Of course not. Look at that TV ad Dunkin Donuts has been broadcasting nonstop for the past few days. It shows the hellish Rachael Ray dressed up in a not-so-cleverly disguised authentic replica of an Islamofascist scarf! the kind worn by men! can you believe it!
It's like the Godly Michelle Malkin said in her column:
"many readers have e-mailed about, Dunkin Donuts’ spokeswoman Rachel Ray's clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I’m hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology."
The always thoughtful Michelle goes on to say that -- although it's too soon for True Christians™ to boycott Dunkin Donuts -- she, herself, sought out one of Dunkin Donuts' competitors this morning, as a better place to buy her morning donuts.
Well, thankfully common sense has struck Dunkin Donuts' executives. I'm relieved to report that they have canned Rachael Ray and her Islamofascist agenda. Praise God.
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/a...achael_ray_ad/
Word has it that Rachael Ray’s boyfriends in Al Qaeda have already asked her to appear in Bin Laden’s next video.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 05:45 PM
My GOD, Brother Larry Lee, I was on the No-Donut Diet for weeks due to this!
And I haven't seen Officr Martin around here lately; perhaps he's parked the cruiser 24/7 at D.D. now to make up for lost time the homer
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 05:49 PM
I'm glad to see that the donut purveyors have seen the wisdom to alter their advertising images. This show awareness towards the good Christian people of America (their core customer base). I plan on buying a dozen out of thanks for our local PD, who, although they don't need to work very hard, are always available to keep the peace.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 05:51 PM
I was just thinking: Maybe that nice Heather at Account Services would fit in here?
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
The last time I saw sweet Sister Sue Vera, she was beside herself with fear -- disoriented and confused, because she thought Dunkin Donuts supported the Islamofascists who want to destroy Fairfield and America. And can you blame Sister for being upset? Of course not. Look at that TV ad Dunkin Donuts has been broadcasting nonstop for the past few days. It shows the hellish Rachael Ray dressed up in a not-so-cleverly disguised authentic replica of an Islamofascist scarf! the kind worn by men! can you believe it!
It's like the Godly Michelle Malkin said in her column:
"many readers have e-mailed about, Dunkin Donuts’ spokeswoman Rachel Ray's clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I’m hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology."
The always thoughtful Michelle goes on to say that -- although it's too soon for True Christians™ to boycott Dunkin Donuts -- she, herself, sought out one of Dunkin Donuts' competitors this morning, as a better place to buy her morning donuts.
Well, thankfully common sense has struck Dunkin Donuts' executives. I'm relieved to report that they have canned Rachael Ray and her Islamofascist agenda. Praise God.
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/a...achael_ray_ad/
Word has it that Rachael Ray’s boyfriends in Al Qaeda have already asked her to appear in Bin Laden’s next video.
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It's just a paisley scarf - Michelle Malkin must be really desperate for column material.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-28-2008, 08:45 PM
Leave it up to Lump to devalue the cultural symbolism of a culture she's not directly part of.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-29-2008, 02:13 PM
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Leave it up to Lump to devalue the cultural symbolism of a culture she's not directly part of.
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It's NOT a cultural symbol because the scarf she's wearing isn't actually a keffiyeh. Even Malkin didn't claim it was actually a keffiyeh- she just complained that it looked too much like one.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-29-2008, 02:34 PM
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Even Malkin didn't claim it was actually a keffiyeh- she just complained that it looked too much like one.
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And thank God for people like Michelle. People who can pick up on the even the possibility of a slight against Jesus and make some noise about it. Rachel Whore Ray deserved to lose her job and I hope she never works again. I really don't know why we can't deport Americans who are insensitive to Christ's feelings.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-29-2008, 02:56 PM
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I really don't know why we can't deport Americans who are insensitive to Christ's feelings.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-29-2008, 11:41 PM
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My GOD, Brother Larry Lee, I was on the No-Donut Diet for weeks due to this!
And I haven't seen Officr Martin around here lately; perhaps he's parked the cruiser 24/7 at D.D. now to make up for lost time the homer
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Either that, or else he just heard that they were hiring Islamofascist sympathizers and decided that frying donuts beat giving out parking tickets.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-30-2008, 04:16 PM
Yes, it is obvious that the only way America can be protected from Al-Queda is by fashion-policing articles of clothing that resemble the traditional clothing of foreign cultures. But remember, you can't be too safe. Here are some other suggestions:
Boycott NASCAR until they stop using the checkered flag, which is basically just a keffiyeh on a stick (which I've heard in the Middle-East is called a keffiyeh-ka-bob).
Boycott any business that uses checkered black and white floors. And, of course, boycott chess and checkers.
Also, boycott any supermarket that sells sour-kraut. Kraut is symbolic of Nazi Germany, in fact, the slang term for Germans during WW2 was "kraut". Supermarkets must remove sourkraut from their shelves, in order to show sensetivity to those of us who oppose Nazism, and its murder of 600 jews during the holocaust.
Boycott anyone who has anything to do with fuzzy hats, Fuzzy hats are traditionally worn in Russia, so obviously anyone who wears them is engaging in Stalin-chic and supports Stalin's atrocities.
Also, let's not forget Kamakazie-chic. It has been fashionable to emulate the suicide bombers of WW2 by wearing the WW2 japanese flag across the forhead. The WW2 Japanese flag is a lot like a Keffyeh, only instead of black and white squares, it has red and white stripes. Anyone that has anything to do with flags with red and white stripes is obviously pro-suicide bomber and anti-America.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
05-30-2008, 04:21 PM
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Supermarkets must remove sourkraut from their shelves, in order to show sensetivity to those of us who oppose Nazism, and its murder of 600 jews during the holocaust.
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My goodness, Trent, have they upped the estimate, again?
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
06-01-2008, 07:34 PM
Editorial from the Freehold Truth and Light:
The sight of Rachel Ray in a paisley scarf clearly is an endorsement of terrorism. Dunkin’ Donuts has acknowledged as much by withdrawing a television commercial featuring Ms. Ray in her chic of Araby. The decision to make her wear a kaffiyeh must have been a subliminal message: Kaffiyeh sounds like "coffee yea!"
But the danger is far greater than just a scarf: coffee is an Arabic word!
Yes, like any terrorist, qahwah has disguised its real identity by passing itself off under a false name–the Italianized caffe. Generations of Americans have been addicted to this Arabic drug, and recent demographic studies have revealed what must be qahwah’s insidious effects. Statistics prove that on average Americans are becoming smaller and darker. (I can personally attest to looking slightly Semitic under certain lighting conditions.)
Our national survival demands that we stop drinking qahwah. Without having to acknowledge that the American Revolution was a mistake, we could resume drinking tea. But tea is a Chinese word, and that nation is not exactly trustworthy either. Milk might seem wholesome but it is dangerously similar to the Iranian word melq. Perhaps we should adapt the habits of our Founding Fathers. John Adams, Ben Franklin and Button Gwinnett drank hard cider and ale for breakfast. (Washington could afford wine.) Of course, we cannot endorse "alcohol" as our national beverage–if only because alcohol is an Arabic word. But there is nothing subversive about the Dutch word "booze."
So, for the sake of Western Civilization, start off each day the way I do: with an Irish coffee–but skip the coffee.
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Re: Dunkin Donuts outs Islamofascist sympathizer Rachael Ray -
06-02-2008, 04:55 AM
I have to agree with Michelle on this one, and not because I publicly stated my intentions to court her.
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