[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Zekrom

So if all Christians read the same Bible, then you should have NO qualms with Catholic, Lutheran, Anglican, Eastern Orthodox, or any other denomination of the Christian faith, because you ALL believe in Christ.

Nay, they believe in pagan rituals. It is only the True-Christians™ of Landover Baptist who know the Real Jesus of Nazareth, and we know him because we obey him, thus, we are ultimately moral because of him.

[Zekrom]

I find it painfully hard to believe that one megachurch located in Iowa claims to the be SOLE legitimate Christian faith.

Just goes to show how brainwashed you people really are. You're no different than any extremist group. Extremism, on either ends of the spectrum, yields no positive outcome, and only further marginalizes a belief system that, when a moderate view is adopted, is more appealing to the majority.

Right or left, Republican or Democrat, Capitalist or Socialst, extremes in every system ruin in the foundation of said system. There are good aspects to everything, yet you choose to blindly and, without hesitation or consideration of the other side, slander and conduct smear campaigns against things that, quite honestly, have no direct bearing on your own personal life.

If you honestly believe that one 16 year old kid, who, in his rational mind, decides to play Minecraft (an innocent sandbox game, not dissimilar to Lego's) affects your personal day-to-day life, then you all need to do some soul searching, and really figure out what's important.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by MyLifeIsAThrowAway

Minecraft was meant for fun. Not to question god. I would like it if you actually tried it before you spoke of it. It would put a smile on my face. And if you try it, do this so it justifies your usage of it:

I DID try this horrible horrible game. I always do my research.

1: Make a Cross 2: Make a Small Church 3: Slay the demons of the world to serve your lord, God.

You do realize it is a game now don't you? God wants you to do those things in real life. Not waste your life playing a game with your left hand while masturbating like there is no tomorrow with your right hand.

Thanks for reading!

The only reason I suffer through the horror of reading your utter nonsense, is because Jesus clearly wants me to.

[Noah Sole]

Originally Posted by Zekrom

If you honestly believe that one 16 year old kid, who, in his rational mind, decides to play Minecraft (an innocent sandbox game, not dissimilar to Lego's) affects your personal day-to-day life, then you all need to do some soul searching, and really figure out what's important.

Thank-you for your persecution, the Bible tells us we are blessed by it.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

If you read this thread properly you will see that Minecraft is not an 'innocent sandbox game', if you read this Lego is evil you will see that Lego is evil as well.

All the best

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Zekrom

I find it painfully hard to believe that one megachurch located in Iowa claims to the be SOLE legitimate Christian faith.

Anyone else who follows the Bible as closely as we do is a legitimate Christian. It's simple. We are not the arbiters of the Christian faith. Jesus is.

If you love Jesus, you will follow His commandments.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by HackSpunk

"Boo hoo I burnt down a little church in a game." Cry some more.

So if you simulate burning down a church and post it on the internets that is okay, is it?

That' right: wrong!

If you were to use computer graphical images to simulate you bearing down on a fresh faced, naive, per teen young, virant youth with your penile member clutched firmly in you dirty paws and as you pull down his pants he start to cry out fro succour from the Lamb.

And then if you commit acts of anal aggression while telling the poor boy to 'shush' and to 'let it happen' or 'I'll kill your parents', and posted that in the internets for your depraved fellows to 'get off' over that would be alright, would it? That it's just a game?

You would make me sick, I expect.

All the best.

[Sherman of Babylon]

This is disgusting.

How could something like this happen? Minecrap is an awful, awful thing. Please, friends, we must save our children from sins like this. This world has disintegrated into nothing.

The Obama regime is at fault. When will we have a good, Christian president?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Sherman of Babylon

This is disgusting.

How could something like this happen? Minecrap is an awful, awful thing. Please, friends, we must save our children from sins like this. This world has disintegrated into nothing.

The Obama regime is at fault. When will we have a good, Christian president?

Yes, Minecraft is awful, and yes, we do need a different president, but let's get back to YOU for a minute.

You started an intro thread and abandoned it. We want to get to know you and find out if God can save your soul!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by RubberDuky

Hello Cranky Old Man, I am politely opposing your stance on the topic of Minecraft being Satanic. I am a Christian.


First of all,

First of all, read the 3,400 posts before yours and see which of your imbecilic comments has already been addressed several hundred times.

Originally Posted by IndoctrinatedWebsite

Ive burned a cathedral before on minecraft.

Cool! Anything that can be done to rid the world of those God-mocking Papist Catholics is a good thing.

Originally Posted by Zekrom

Funny, since when did Baptist thought become the SOLE source of morality for ALL of mankind? Hmm, funny. I'm pretty sure the Greek philosophers came up with the concept of the noble good WITHOUT religion.

Citation needed.

You can have morality without religious faith; get over yourselves.

Then why don't you?

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

(Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.)

Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


More Satanic Minecraft:

I am a 36 year old over weight gay black man, who plays minecraft on his Xbox 360 daily. Why you gotta hate on me? Love me and cuddle with me!

P.S You all know you love minecraft, It keeps your kids outta your hair, D-bags.

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by snailsnot

Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other players to bow before it.

Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.

Forgot to X out of your tabs buddy. Dumbass.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HappygoluckyDad

I am a 36 year old over weight gay black man, who plays minecraft on his Xbox 360 daily. Why you gotta hate on me? Love me and cuddle with me!

P.S You all know you love minecraft, It keeps your kids outta your hair, D-bags.

Friend, I do not even know you.
I am very upset you assume I hate you. However, you obviously have few friends and a strong guilt/persecuttion complex due to your perversions.
My kids do not ever get in my hair. If you people would stop with the wacky hair do-s perhaps kids would not want to play with it.

I'll pray for you friend.

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Friend, I do not even know you.
I am very upset you assume I hate you. However, you obviously have few friends and a strong guilt/persecuttion complex due to your perversions.
My kids do not ever get in my hair. If you people would stop with the wacky hair do-s perhaps kids would not want to play with it.

I'll pray for you friend.

You want an apology? How 'bout this? ***PROFANITY DELETED OUT OF SIMPLE HUMAN DECENCY*** YOUR ONLINE CHURCH SLAMS EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR CULTURE AND ENTERTAINMENT! AS SOON AS ANYBODY RETALIATES YOU DEMAND TO SAY I'M SORRY! IM NOT GUNNA SAY I'M SORRY FOR MY OPINION AND MY GENERATION! IF YOU WANT KICK ME OUT! DONT TRY TO CHANGE ME! Good day sir!!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HappygoluckyDad

You want an apology? How 'bout this? ***PROFANITY DELETED OUT OF SIMPLE HUMAN DECENCY*** YOUR ONLINE CHURCH SLAMS EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR CULTURE AND ENTERTAINMENT! AS SOON AS ANYBODY RETALIATES YOU DEMAND TO SAY I'M SORRY! IM NOT GUNNA SAY I'M SORRY FOR MY OPINION AND MY GENERATION! IF YOU WANT KICK ME OUT! DONT TRY TO CHANGE ME! Good day sir!!

Sorry friend, I do not speak 'jive'. Could you repeat your monkeyspeak in English or preferably, American?
Thanks ever so much!

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Sorry friend, I do not speak 'jive'. Could you repeat your monkeyspeak in English or preferably, American?
Thanks ever so much!

It's English not American! ENGLISH MOTHA piffleA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HappygoluckyDad

It's English not American! ENGLISH MOTHA piffleA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Sorry friend, you are still using jigaboo. Perhaps you can get a normal, (white) person to help you.

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by HappygoluckyDad

It's English not American! ENGLISH MOTHA piffleA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

STREAM OF COLORED, RACIST PROFANITY THAT WOULD MAKE A SAILOR BLUSH DELETED

[Johnathan]

Originally Posted by HappygoluckyDad

It's English not American! ENGLISH MOTHA piffleA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Christ looks down on nigras. Cut with the Baboon talk or face his wrath.

[James Hutchins]

I can wait, I know it is difficult for you to articulate what you want.
While we are waiting, tell me all about your niglet babies (they are so cute with their fats lips and shuffling feet).

[HappygoluckyDad]

Originally Posted by Johnathan

Christ looks down on nigras. Cut with the Baboon talk or face his wrath.

Is this FRED PHELPS JR. Or you just pifflin' me? All you haters must pay! Your gonna die in a fiery pit of hell! And our lord and savior, Samuel L. Jackson! AKA Nick fury!