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Mayor of Freehold
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God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-04-2021, 03:24 PM
Every month I'm on a ZOOM session with other Christian Mayors from across the Middle West. We pray and talk about our issues.
There is a set of Mayors from Central North Dakota who just don't get it. They say, "I know homerism is a sin. But homers are in my city, they are my constituents. How can I call them out as sinners?" Then they change the subject and start talking about the severe drought in their area and how the fire and dust threat is high.
I want to say, "Bucko, this ain't rocket science. One causes the other." We at Landover Baptist know God will not be mocked.
Here is a map of North Dakota. The red is severe drought. Brown is fire and dust danger.
A really homer city, Bismarck, is in the middle of the brown.
Gayest Places In North Dakota, 2020 - RoadSnacks
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-04-2021, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Every month I'm on a ZOOM session with other Christian Mayors from across the Middle West. We pray and talk about our issues.
There is a set of Mayors from Central North Dakota who just don't get it. They say, "I know homerism is a sin. But homers are in my city, they are my constituents. How can I call them out as sinners?" Then they change the subject and start talking about the severe drought in their area and how the fire and dust threat is high.
I want to say, "Bucko, this ain't rocket science. One causes the other." We at Landover Baptist know God will not be mocked.
Here is a map of North Dakota. The red is severe drought. Brown is fire and dust danger.
A really homer city, Bismarck, is in the middle of the brown.
Gayest Places In North Dakota, 2020 - RoadSnacks
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Bismarck! Well, dear Brother Mayor Hold, all I can say is that this is a fine reminder of what happened to another Bismarck! This can only be a prophetic warning from Almighty , to those perverts and their pervert-loving mayors!
Genesis 19:24 "Then the rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the out of heaven;"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-04-2021, 07:50 PM
Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, from your helpful link:
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The 10 Gayest Places In North Dakota For 2020
1. Fargo
(and then some others)
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That list is just made up, for sure. Is "Fargo" even a real place? It's the name of a movie, though "black comedies" are not the sort of movies that any True Christian™ white woman would dream of watching.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-04-2021, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, from your helpful link:
That list is just made up, for sure. Is "Fargo" even a real place? It's the name of a movie, though "black comedies" are not the sort of movies that any True Christian™ white woman would dream of watching.
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Good questions, Sister Joanna. It looks like God is moving the worst of the drought toward homer central, Fargo. I only know of Fargo through calls from Mayor Timmy Mahoney plus that dark movie and the huge homer population. Mayor Timmy often asks me what he can do to get rid of the homers like we did in Freehold. I tell him he needs a preacher like Pastor Zeke to hit the pulpit with his fist and shout of eternity in hell. Timmy tells me the Lutheran Norwegian preachers in Fargo don't want to offend anyone. That's the problem.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-05-2021, 12:06 AM
When will they learn? How many people need to suffer before they turn to Christ, fall and their knees, and apologize?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-05-2021, 01:27 PM
God's punishment of Fargo ND started in 1984. A Mayor back then, hopefully now in hell, yielded to Satan with this Proclamation. Just a few years before that God had Mayor Moscone and his friend homer Harvey Milk in San Francisco murdered. One would have thought there was a lesson there for North Dakota. Today, the anniversary of the Proclamation, it is a living hell in Fargo, 100 F. God does not forget.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-12-2021, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
God's punishment of Fargo ND started in 1984. A Mayor back then, hopefully now in hell, yielded to Satan with this Proclamation. Just a few years before that God had Mayor Moscone and his friend homer Harvey Milk in San Francisco murdered. One would have thought there was a lesson there for North Dakota. Today, the anniversary of the Proclamation, it is a living hell in Fargo, 100 F. God does not forget.
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And, the same will happen in Washington, DC, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I've just had a chit-chat with Agatha (my sister), and what Aggie told me almost made me choke on my Earl Grey. Apparently, that Kameleon Harris woman (and her not-gay husband), marched in the Pride Shame parade in Washington today. What happened in Fargo, and in San Francisco, will also happen in Washington -- mark my words. The will not stand for this debauchery! He will not tolerate it!
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“Happy Pride,” Harris told members of the crowd as she waved to people cheering on sidewalks. Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, wearing a t-shirt with rainbow lettering, joined Harris and the other marchers headed toward the Capital Pride rally at Freedom Plaza.
In brief remarks, Harris called for the passage of the Equality Act and said the Biden administration understands the importance of advancing LGBTQ+ rights.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...-dc/ar-AAKYNQ1
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-13-2021, 08:38 AM
God punished all of America for letting the Democraps steal the election by taking Rush Limbaugh from us.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-13-2021, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
God punished all of America for letting the Democraps steal the election by taking Rush Limbaugh from us.
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This country is not recovering well from the death of Rush Limbaugh. Without him to put the brakes on moral decline the nation just drifts downward to who knows where.
An example is the appointment of Pete Buttigieg. The public just seems to shrug and say, "Anal sex? What's the big deal?" It's as if an entire nation has never heard the word, AMBOMINATION!
If Rush were alive he would be making daily jokes about Buttigieg. A typical one might be, "I wonder what Judge-My-Butt is doing for fun tonight?" We're missing Rush.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-13-2021, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
This country is not recovering well from the death of Rush Limbaugh. Without him to put the brakes on moral decline the nation just drifts downward to who knows where.
An example is the appointment of Pete Buttigieg. The public just seems to shrug and say, "Anal sex? What's the big deal?" It's as if an entire nation has never heard the word, AMBOMINATION!
If Rush were alive he would be making daily jokes about Buttigieg. A typical one might be, "I wonder what Judge-My-Butt is doing for fun tonight?" We're missing Rush.
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I know! And what a thinly veiled 'appointment' it is. Secretary of Transportation? Buttiplug only wants to transport his Johnson into a little boy's anus.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-14-2021, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Des
I know! And what a thinly veiled 'appointment' it is. Secretary of Transportation? Buttiplug only wants to transport his Johnson into a little boy's anus.
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No doubt he favors... pubic transport
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-16-2021, 12:30 AM
I want god to punish me if you know what I mean. UwU
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: God Punishes in Many Ways -
06-16-2021, 12:36 AM
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I want god to punish me if you know what I mean. UwU
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Jesus will punish you with never ending hemorrhoids and pubic lice if you don't learn some respect (Deuteronomy 28:27).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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