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Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2021, 01:22 PM
May the be with you, on your blessed birthday, dear Sister Basilissa, as you become another year closer to your eternal, heavenly mansion!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2021, 02:33 PM
Dearest sister, your mind is acute and sophisticated but please, abandon it and start begetting in a Godly, marital manner!
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2021, 04:47 PM
I shall say a special birthday prayer to Jesus in your honor today, Dear Sister in Christ. It's the least I could do.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2021, 06:56 PM
On this your special day let's sing praise to the boy Jesus.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2021, 08:02 PM
Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.
With fondest sisterly love,
Joanna
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-08-2021, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.
With fondest sisterly love,
Joanna
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Verily, sister, I am not the one who likes gossip and do not spend my time in idle ladylike conversation about womanly thingies but I'm just asking where that Enrique fellow is? The one with the very handsome moustache and economical stability. I am just worried that he might be persecuted in his cesspithole country for courting an intelligent woman whose main obsession is not to obtain more high heels and who does not speak broken Vulgar Latin and paint her lips in the color that would be more suitable for the lanterns of the mighty Reperbahn.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-08-2021, 02:19 PM
Yes dear Sister,
Happy birthday, but one less year of fecundity. I pray that you and Enrique become married before too long and start the Soldier for Christ production line.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-08-2021, 04:34 PM
Happy belated Birthday Sister. Sorry for being late. Too much work here at the border trying to keep the remains of the wall from the filthy demoncrats trying to tear it down to the ground.
Anyway, how was your day?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-08-2021, 04:49 PM
Dearest Sister in the Lord, I do hope that you had a blessed birthday.
Remember that Jesus is watching over you at all times.
And I mean At ALL Times.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
05-16-2021, 11:05 PM
Birthday greetings!
Remember: temperance in all things (cakes are permissible, however)
Rev'd Gomm's advice remains sound, his is a timeless wisdom
All the best for the coming year,
In Him
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Associated override I am accuse -
07-07-2021, 08:00 AM
Gentle christians. I am from Phillippines and a good catholic. I am persecuted because some ladyboy boys (11 years) accuse me of molestations. I am innocent as my local priest cans tell. please support me and buy my product sr for sale mysteriously neutrophils ending infarct.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-07-2021, 07:19 PM
It is two months today since Sister Basilissa's birthday and personally I think it is quite thoughtless, even unkind, to keep reminding her of her age.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-08-2021, 11:42 PM
As the years pass and you shed the distracting attractiveness of transient youth, I'm sure you will move closer, in spirit, to Our Lord.
A Happy Birthday Sister Basilissa.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-11-2021, 02:31 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-11-2021, 10:56 PM
It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio ( Datura sanguinea).
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-12-2021, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio ( Datura sanguinea).
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Don't make Him have to come over there and take care of it.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-13-2021, 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio ( Datura sanguinea).
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Perhaps some of the folks making this mistake are European. I understand they write their dates out differently. May 7th becomes the Fifth of July with these people.
And this confusion confirms all the more that America needs to be in charge of everything--assuming that True Christians™ will be in charge of America.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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07-24-2021, 10:38 PM
Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-24-2021, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by HowardPaila
Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.
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Goodness, gracious, Miss Howardpaila; you do seem to be perturbed about something. We could supply you with countless references to the , to show you that the is, indeed, very real. However, one of the best ways for you to learn for yourself, is to open the and to start reading. Now, I have no doubt that you are not in possession of this blessed Book; however, I am more than happy to provide you with a link to an online, free resource:
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
There, you will find such wondrous assurances as this:
John 3:16 " For so loved the world, that he gave only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."
It is my prayer that you will seek the today.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa! -
07-24-2021, 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HowardPaila
Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.
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Howie, who do you think backed having the Bible created (not those joos The Berstein Bears)? Who gave you the gift of Free Will? Not Salvador Dali. God did, with all His magnificent, selfless grace.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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