[BrotherLarry]

I've narrowed down my choices of a home to the following. If anyone can tell me anything about these I'd appreciate it. (Like, who lives close by - and if I can have horses!)


777 Obadiah Overlook: 7 BR, 4 BA. 2 miles from LBC, 1 mile from Landover University. Features 400 sf prayer room, pool, large backyard with beautiful vistas of Lake Freehold. $1.5 million


4032 Leviticus Landing: 4 BR, 2 BA cottage, 10000 sf. 4 car heated garage with guest quarters above; pool, security system, wired for high speed JesOS, underground bunker, (and the ad says "This was a savage-free property - what's that mean???) $890,000


10490 Jesus Wept Way: 9 BR, 8 BA on large 13 acre lot with high fencing and all the finest amenities. Comes with housekeeper and groundskeeper (their quarters are behind trees so the homeowner never sees them) Former home of a senior pastor! $999,400


111 Great Physician Court: 7 BR, 4 BA, 28000 sf, 3 vehicle garage underground, room for 2 more cars in covered carport. Walk to church, school, shopping. May contain traces of homer demons due to sinful former owner who was booted from Freehold. No pastoral fees for cleansing $280,000 as is.


3900 Judges Row: In exclusive Virgin Birth Cove. Special application required for this beautiful 8 BR, 4 BA mansion. Certified demon free, this amazing property borders the main chapel of LBC and is just steps from the Crystal Walkway for platinum tithers (not for general public use). New kitchen, heated pool, baseball field, basketball courts, and HUGE back yard. NO PETS. NO LOUD PARTIES. NO SINNING! $23 million plus $200,000 fee.


OUTSIDE FREEHOLD: 124 Scribes and Pharisees Road: 2 Br, 2 BA 899 sf bungalow. 10 miles from the gates of Freehold. Not recommended for True Christians™. $20,000 as is.


9020 Judas Iscariot Hwy: This charming 1 BR mobile home has well water, most appliances work. Near KMart and hardware store. Rated "OK" for TC's, unsaved trash are on the next block. $13000


Why are the properties outside Freehold so cheap and also have less than desirable street names?