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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:04 PM

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Why? Maybe some hard labour would help clean your sick head from this unnatural alien bullshit.
Just so I know we're on the same page, what about alien life would be unnatural?
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:10 PM

Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:12 PM

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Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
What? You actually mean that your towering intellect, insults, and bullshit didn't sway anyone here?


Whodathunkit.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:16 PM

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Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
I see you still have not picked up the Holy Bible. It's much easier than you think - you can read it for free for example here:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

And then we can really talk about the beauty of it!
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Cross Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 03:27 PM

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I would love to see your stupid kind back in the gulags being forced to mine and being tortured every day. Maybe it would shut your smartass up.
So much hate, just because we are different.
FYI, True Christians™ do not personally mine, we have people for that.


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Why? Maybe some hard labour would help clean your sick head from this unnatural alien bullshit.
We do not believe in green eyed fake aliens, we believe in a blues eyed God. There is a difference.


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Im tired of all this bullshit you are speewing, i have alredy spent too much time on this garbage than i should have. So goodbye.
No friend, you need to get right with The Savior® Only he can Save© you. LBC can get you on the path to True Salvation™. contat Miss Cookie in the Church office for the forms and required reading.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Cross Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 06:59 PM

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Your psychotic fearmongering doesn't work on me. However when I think about all the lesser minds that have fallen for this fictious blackmail, how many lives were ruined (Including children) because of this shit all the while the kings and bishops were laughing behind their pile of gold, I get incredibly angry. If it would depend on me, I would make you and your kind eat their own disgusting sadistic threats. I would saw you in half hanging upside down from groin to head. I would slice you up with a chainsaw inch by inch while i would constantly spray the wound with hydrochloric acid and ant venom. I would slowly dislocate every one of your usless limb and would poke your stupid eyes out with flaming hot rods. All the while smearing shit and piss all over your wounds. All the while I would think about the harm your kind has caused to mankind, and I would just get angrier and angrier, and laugh with pure joy seeing you suffer to the core, and feel relief knowing that the world will have one less psyhotic cultist retard (I would also cut your dick off, since apperantly guys with cut off dicks cant go to heaviiiin haha).
Dear Godmocker,

Thank you for taking the time to crawl out from whichever rock you live under to come to our forum and belittle us and spread lies about us because we dare to stand up for Jesus. If you had ever opened a Bible, you would know that we are blessed because of your persecution (
Mt 5:10-11), so I thank you for that.

I would also like to thank the Lord Jesus that I don't live in a police state like Germany where the police can come and shut down any website that the government disagrees with. God bless the USA!


There is no racism here, friend, and making such false accusations is a violation one of the ten commandments. I hope you enjoy your time in Hell, Mary-worshiper.

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We don't hate anyone, either. We love sinners, and that's why we preach the word to them. People can't get saved if they don't recognize that they need to get saved.

God's Plan of Salvation is to:

  1. Recognize and admit that you are a sinner (Rom 3:23,Rom 5:12,1 John 5:10).
  2. Repent of sin (Lk 13:5,Acts 17:30).
  3. Believe that Jesus died for your sins and was resurrected (John 3:16,Rom 5:8,Rom 10:9).
  4. Pray and ask Jesus to become your personal Savior (Rom 10:10,Rom 10:13)
    Friend, it is not too late for you. Please read the Bible verses linked from the Plan of Salvation, and think long and hard about them. Then I want you to do it. Admit that you are a sinner, repent from sin, believe on Jesus, and pray this prayer:
Dear God, I know that I am a worthless sinner, abominable in your sight, and need I forgiveness. I believe that Jesus Christ shed His precious blood and died for my sin. I am willing give up my sin and live without it. I now invite Christ to come into my heart and life as my personal Saviour.

Amen


I will be praying for you also, friend.

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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-16-2021, 07:42 PM

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I would saw you in half hanging upside down [. . . ] All the while smearing [bad word removed] and piss (This word is in the Bible, so it's okay.) all over your wounds.
Well, that's not very nice.


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Jesus Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-18-2021, 05:27 PM

Last night, just before Jesus called me to a blissful night of sleep, I was thinking about this thread.
I was wondering if this fixation on penis size was related to hand size. I was contemplating, just because these people in third world countries have poor diets and restricted bowels, they would also have small hands (gooks for example, have tiny hands). Perhaps commie hungrairians have tiny hands from living on a potato based diet and accordingly in comparison, they just think they have a large penis. I have massive hands, close to eight inches across the palm and a seven inch index finger from my steak diet. I am able to just about get my fingers around the bulk of my manhood for proper urination. Flaccid, of course, Erect would be sinful.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Perhaps commie hungrairians have tiny hands from living on a potato based diet and accordingly in comparison, they just think they have a large penis. I have massive hands, close to eight inches across the palm and a seven inch index finger from my steak diet. I am able to just about get my fingers around the bulk of my manhood for proper urination.
Sir, based on your statistics, I imagine a Hungarian man's p*nis in your hands would look no bigger than a little baby's tinkle-winkle.


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Jesus Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-18-2021, 05:42 PM

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Sir, based on your statistics, I imagine a Hungarian man's p*nis in your hands would look no bigger than a little baby's tinkle-winkle.
Yes, exactly as I'd imagine a small boys talleywacker would look if I were to grasp one firmly.


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Yes, exactly as I'd imagine a small boys talleywacker would look if I were to grasp one firmly.
Yes, that really does test the imagination.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-21-2021, 10:28 PM

Has anyone noticed that the Chinese seem to suffer from incredible penis envy of our bulky American men??

They don't even do a good job hiding it! They project it subconsciously in their trains.


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If so, what is the average organ length reported by heterosexual men?
Are we talking just white men, or are we including the lesser races? The Chinese really bring the world average down. Or so I've heard.


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The Chinese really bring the world average down. Or so I've heard.
You may have heard correctly, Brother, but stacked end to end I think the Chinese have the largest total penis. A billion Chinese penises, now that's something to visualize.


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A billion Chinese penises, now that's something to visualize.
No thanks. And there are a billion chinks total, so counting out the female chinks (or counting them in, but as their combined penis length adds up to zero it seems irrelevant) that's probably only like 800,000,000 chinee wieners, which adds up to around 1.6 billion inches, or 25252.525 miles. There's something strange about that number, so naturally I assume that angels or demons are involved.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-27-2021, 05:47 AM

Twenty five thousand miles of penis would be sufficient to circumnavigate the 4 corners of the Earth. If it were made into a rope, one could conceivably pull oneself all the way around on a raft for months and months, purely on the basis of Chinese penis. That's how much there is.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 09-28-2021, 12:26 AM

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Twenty five thousand miles of penis would be sufficient to circumnavigate the 4 corners of the Earth. If it were made into a rope, one could conceivably pull oneself all the way around on a raft for months and months, purely on the basis of Chinese penis. That's how much there is.
That's truly some Biblical imagery right there. Something like that could only happen through the power of God. And them chiners have been cruising for a divine bruising for quite a while now.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 10-02-2021, 10:59 PM

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That's truly some Biblical imagery right there. Something like that could only happen through the power of God. And them chiners have been cruising for a divine bruising for quite a while now.
I mean, to put it another way... while we're on the topic - 25k miles of Chinese penis would reach to the Sun (less than 500 mlles away), form a bow around it and the Moon then hang a loop down the middle to form a giant celestial penis and balls constellation in the sky.


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