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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:35 AM
But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:41 AM
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What are you rambling on about??
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:41 AM
Hmmm... maybe 'cause Iceland is so close to hell, the ice has melted over the last 6000 years...
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:42 AM
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But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
This is not from the Holy Bible. Iceland is made from ice, it's why it is called Iceland. It's just common sense actually.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:42 AM
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But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
Are you suggesting it is impossible to dig a hole through ice? Because if so, that is a very retarded thing to say...
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:44 AM
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u whould not understand me if i whould try to tell u that
What does "whould" mean? Is that an Icelandic word?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:45 AM
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Hmmm... maybe 'cause Iceland is so close to hell, the ice has melted over the last 6000 years...
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:45 AM
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Are you suggesting it is impossible to dig a hole through ice? Because if so, that is a very retarded thing to say...
I never said that,,,,,just that i had never done it,,,,but i have long lost count on how many holes i have dug.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:48 AM
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I'm not sure what that means, but I take it as a threat and have notified the proper authorities.
Im sorry but it was not meant as a threat,,,,and i really cant see how u can think that,,,,but if i offended u then im sorry
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:52 AM
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This is not from the Holy Bible. Iceland is made from ice, it's why it is called Iceland. It's just common sense actually.
So ur saying that Greenland is made of color(green) ???

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:58 AM
So you claim there is no ice on Iceland?

Then please explain this (Jökulsárlón Glacier, southwest Iceland):

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 12:59 AM
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So ur saying that Greenland is made of color(green) ???

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 01:12 AM
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You're still here? After alluding to mass murder in your past and threatening a forum member with the same fate you should be running. Hard and fast. The authorities are on their way.
Mass murder????what are u talking about???Threatening a forum member???? im not sur i know what ur talking about my good sir but i think there has been some misunderstanding somewhere.If i have offended someone here then im really truly sorry for that it was not my intend
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 01:15 AM
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So you claim there is no ice on Iceland?

Then please explain this (Jökulsárlón Glacier, southwest Iceland):
Cranky i never said that there was no ice on Iceland just that iceland is not made of ice
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 01:25 AM
Even your homes and bars are made out of ice, the Ice Bar is the most well known bar in Iceland, located in the capital, it looks like this:

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Cranky i never said that there was no ice on Iceland just that iceland is not made of ice
Neither did we. That's crazy. It's just COVERED in ice. I'm sure there's land underneath there somewhere.
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Unhappy Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 01:39 AM
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Neither did we. That's crazy. It's just COVERED in ice. I'm sure there's land underneath there somewhere.
I have heard that just under the layer of ice are the gates of hell. Occassional eruptions created the great demonic sulfur pits. The crotch stench of the Devil Himself.

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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Mass murder????what are u talking about???Threatening a forum member???? im not sur i know what ur talking about my good sir but i think there has been some misunderstanding somewhere.If i have offended someone here then im really truly sorry for that it was not my intend
When you make a statement like this we have to wonder, The papist ran mafia digs holes to get rid of problems.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 02:12 AM
No, no, this is the right flag!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 02:17 AM
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Wow, you guys do not age well at all. Perhaps eating less blubber might be a good idea.


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