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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:35 AM
But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:41 AM
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What are you rambling on about??
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u whould not understand me if i whould try to tell u that
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:41 AM
Hmmm... maybe 'cause Iceland is so close to hell, the ice has melted over the last 6000 years...
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02-23-2010, 12:42 AM
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But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
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This is not from the Holy Bible. Iceland is made from ice, it's why it is called Iceland. It's just common sense actually.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:42 AM
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But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
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Are you suggesting it is impossible to dig a hole through ice? Because if so, that is a very retarded thing to say...
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02-23-2010, 12:44 AM
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u whould not understand me if i whould try to tell u that
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What does "whould" mean? Is that an Icelandic word?
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02-23-2010, 12:45 AM
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Hmmm... maybe 'cause Iceland is so close to hell, the ice has melted over the last 6000 years...
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Wow, I wonder if this could be a banned user trying to sneak back in...
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02-23-2010, 12:45 AM
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Are you suggesting it is impossible to dig a hole through ice? Because if so, that is a very retarded thing to say...
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I never said that,,,,,just that i had never done it,,,,but i have long lost count on how many holes i have dug .
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02-23-2010, 12:48 AM
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I'm not sure what that means, but I take it as a threat and have notified the proper authorities.
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Im sorry but it was not meant as a threat,,,,and i really cant see how u can think that,,,,but if i offended u then im sorry
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02-23-2010, 12:52 AM
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This is not from the Holy Bible. Iceland is made from ice, it's why it is called Iceland. It's just common sense actually.
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So ur saying that Greenland is made of color(green) ???
correct me if im wrong
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:58 AM
So you claim there is no ice on Iceland?
Then please explain this ( Jökulsárlón Glacier, southwest Iceland):
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 12:59 AM
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So ur saying that Greenland is made of color(green) ???
correct me if im wrong
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You're still here? After alluding to mass murder in your past and threatening a forum member with the same fate you should be running. Hard and fast. The authorities are on their way.
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02-23-2010, 01:12 AM
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You're still here? After alluding to mass murder in your past and threatening a forum member with the same fate you should be running. Hard and fast. The authorities are on their way.
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Mass murder????what are u talking about???Threatening a forum member???? im not sur i know what ur talking about my good sir but i think there has been some misunderstanding somewhere.If i have offended someone here then im really truly sorry for that it was not my intend
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 01:15 AM
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So you claim there is no ice on Iceland?
Then please explain this ( Jökulsárlón Glacier, southwest Iceland):
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Cranky i never said that there was no ice on Iceland just that iceland is not made of ice
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02-23-2010, 01:25 AM
Even your homes and bars are made out of ice, the Ice Bar is the most well known bar in Iceland, located in the capital, it looks like this:
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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 01:34 AM
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Cranky i never said that there was no ice on Iceland just that iceland is not made of ice
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Neither did we. That's crazy. It's just COVERED in ice. I'm sure there's land underneath there somewhere.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 01:39 AM
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Neither did we. That's crazy. It's just COVERED in ice. I'm sure there's land underneath there somewhere.
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I have heard that just under the layer of ice are the gates of hell. Occassional eruptions created the great demonic sulfur pits. The crotch stench of the Devil Himself.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 01:43 AM
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Mass murder????what are u talking about???Threatening a forum member???? im not sur i know what ur talking about my good sir but i think there has been some misunderstanding somewhere.If i have offended someone here then im really truly sorry for that it was not my intend
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When you make a statement like this we have to wonder, The papist ran mafia digs holes to get rid of problems.
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But one thing i dont understand is that u say that iceland is made of ice if im not mistaken,,,,but i havent seen that having worked on big diggers for last 10 years i have never dug a hole that was not made of dirt or rocks,,,,but well u people must be right if god said it then it must be
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-23-2010, 02:12 AM
No, no, this is the right flag!
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02-23-2010, 02:17 AM
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Wow, you guys do not age well at all. Perhaps eating less blubber might be a good idea.
We are dumb? Please.
You do not know you have a Beer Day, I provide independent links to prove it.
You do not think you are eskimos, I provide independent links to prove it.
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Please show me those links Mr. Hutchins, my daughter is in Iceland. Thank you.
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