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MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 09-04-2009, 06:15 PM
After reading this thread, I am severely tempted to retire my 1 Corinthians 7:7 vow of chastity.
(and take a nice long cold shower).

I'm amazed at the number of Proverbs 31 women in our fellowship

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 09-04-2009, 07:51 PM
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 09-04-2009, 08:45 PM
Brother Basher, I was a young man once too, and I understand the kind of trials and loneliness you are facing.

It is important for you to stay strong no matter what. The Bible tells us we must not have even a hint of immorality among us.

I'm sure you've heard Brother Edward Current speak on the topic of resisting the urge, and I know Pastor Zeke has spent quite a lot of time discussing the issue with you as well. I suggest you find a woman and marry her as soon as possible to avoid sexual temptation!

Do not wait for love, as your love belongs to JESUS! Your goal is to make more True Christians so that future generations of our church youth will not have to resort to marrying their cousins.


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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-03-2009, 10:13 PM
Mr Basher. I feel so sad for you. You seem so lonely Sir. I will pray that our Dear Lord sees fit to send a companion to you.
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-04-2009, 07:36 PM
Thank you Lizzy.

Hmm...

are you seeing anyone...
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-05-2009, 01:12 AM
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Thank you Lizzy.

Hmm...

are you seeing anyone...

No Sir. I'm not seeing anyone. My father has been very careful with me having gentlemen friends. He is very strict.

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-05-2009, 01:18 AM
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-05-2009, 03:49 PM
Oh Mr. Basher. I hope I haven't put you off. My parents have brought me up to ba a good girl. And I have learn't everything from my mother. I cook clean and can iron a shirt with either a crease that is as sharp as a knife. Or without a crease at all. Depending on the way you like it. (Daddy likes a sharp crease).
I am physically quite small with not much weight to me. But I'm not lazy Sir. I work here in my Fathers house from the time I get up to the evening time. And I'm loyal and faithful too.
I just sensed an aire of sadness in your short reply. And felt the need to explain to you.

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-26-2009, 11:33 PM
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Miss April, I am certainly flattered by your interest, and I have always thought you most becoming. Yet I wonder, I have seen you express similar interest to other men on these boards. Still, if you promise you have put such entanglements behind you, I wouldn't mind getting to know you a little better. Would your father be willing to chaperone for us on a date sometime?
Brother Heathen i'm so sorry for the late reply, i have been so busy with my new Job But i'm also very sorry that i have had interest in other Christian man on the Forums its just i'm trying to find the right Christian man for me but its very hard trying to know who is best for me but i think you are the Best match for me But thank you so much for even considering someone like me it means the World to me Yes i'm sure my Father whould be willing to chaperone to us on a date i will go over to my parents House torrow and talk with him about it
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-27-2009, 02:58 AM
Mr. Basher, I think its about time my daughters start findin' themselves some eligible bachelors. They are gettin' of age an all.

How would you like to court my 12 21 year old daughter Amelia-Polly? I aint got no recent pictures of her because she is all shy and demur an all around men and dont like the cameras, but my wifes got a super-deal tatoo of her etched into her arm forever. She just got it done this summer with 20% discount at the 2009 Texas Pro-Life Expo.

Aint she perty?




No dont get all hasty now. Come drive down by Pleasant Fields trailer park in Glasscock TX off Route 24. Shell be waitin' by the phone to hear your manly voice.

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-27-2009, 09:41 PM
Brother Heathen. I am working my way into being Saved. With the help of the Pastors at the LBC I am changing my life of sin into a life of Godliness. When I become saved and get better maybe you would consider having my father accompany us on a date.
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 10-28-2009, 04:45 AM
Well, Miss April and I have a sort of 'understanding' at the moment, but there are plenty of other fine Christian men around.
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 11-11-2009, 09:38 PM
Yep....
Me too.....(alone for 6 years)....
your still a young fellow, you got lots of options ahead of ya.....
Do as I've begun to do: ask the CREATOR of the universe to send you a mate...
there are only "2" things impossiable for GOD......
(1) is for GOD to lie....
(2) is for GOD to die.....
ask; in faith beleiveing....
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 11-12-2009, 06:28 AM
Are you insane? Both of those things are true. God did die. That's a basic tenet of Christianity! Are you denying Christ's holy sacrifice of Himself to Himself?

Also, the Bible tells us God lies all the time:

1 Kings 22:23 Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee. 2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets. Jeremiah 4:10 Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people. Jeremiah 20:7 O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived. Ezekiel 14:9 And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet. 2 Thessalonians 2:11 For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 03-25-2010, 03:33 AM
Mr. Basher,

I have read your words Sir, and deeply respect you're God given desire for a wife to serve you. I am a Canadian girl, though I beg you Sir, not to compare me to others. I am quiet and gentle, submissive, obediant, and respectful. I am a very hard worker, and have always wanted to live on a farm. I would work hard, and serve you faithfully. If you would like to know more about me, I would be honoured Sir, to have further contact with you.

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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 03-25-2010, 02:52 PM
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However, if Brother Basher ever feels the need to join me in prayer he is more than welcome to come over to my Mansion. My Prayer Closet is more than big enough for two.










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Sir, I have no husband. If I had, I'm sure I would be far more concerned with serving him, than being on a computor.
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Default Re: Still alone, my heart needs a companion - 03-25-2010, 04:10 PM
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Sir, I have no husband. If I had, I'm sure I would be far more concerned with serving him, than being on a computor.
Do you have your fathers permission to be here?

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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