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Default How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 03:29 AM

And how old was your partner?

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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 03:31 AM

<sigh>

Still waiting for Jesus to choose a husband for me.


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 03:54 AM

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Still waiting for Jesus to choose a husband for me.
How does that work? Why hasn't He chosen already? The only reason Jesus wouldn't choose a man for you would be because you were unfit to be a wife, which I'm sure you're not. How do you know when you meet your husband? Do you get a vision? Or, sounds from heaven like? I ask because Jesus doesn't seem to interfere directly in these matters, in my life, anyway. I have to use wisdom and discernment, or so I would think.

What do you mean by this? I just don't follow...

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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 03:56 AM

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How does that work? Why hasn't He chosen already? The only reason Jesus wouldn't choose a man for you would be because you were unfit to be a wife, which I'm sure you're not. How do you know when you meet your husband? Do you get a vision? Or, sounds from heaven like? I ask because Jesus doesn't seem to interfere directly in these matters, in my life, anyway. I have to use wisdom and discernment, or so I would think.

What do you mean by this? I just don't follow...

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So you couldn't make it with Brother Dewitt, so now your going after Charli? You do realize that Charli is a woman right? She's not a man in disguise so I doubt you'd really be interested in her.


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 03:58 AM

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How does that work? Why hasn't He chosen already? The only reason Jesus wouldn't choose a man for you would be because you were unfit to be a wife, which I'm sure you're not. How do you know when you meet your husband? Do you get a vision? Or, sounds from heaven like? I ask because Jesus doesn't seem to interfere directly in these matters, in my life, anyway. I have to use wisdom and discernment, or so I would think.

What do you mean by this? I just don't follow...

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Have you ever wondered why Jesus does not interfere with your life? Here is your answer, you are not worth His effort, He hates Homersexurals. True Christians have a personal relationship with Jesus, I guess you will never find that out.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 04:06 AM

Is this a sore topic? You seem to be all to ready to derail it. Anyway, I ask because I saw that Lisa would have her father pick out a husband for her when she was eighteen, which is nice, I guess, but it does leave me wondering just how old her spouse would be. Some Christian societies heavily favor middle-aged and beyond husbands for very young wives. I wonder if you consider that sinful or in accord with the will of the Lord?

No harm in asking, since you are all God-fearing, I assume.

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Is this a sore topic? You seem to be all to ready to derail it. Anyway, I ask because I saw that Lisa would have her father pick out a husband for her when she was eighteen, which is nice, I guess, but it does leave me wondering just how old her spouse would be. Some Christian societies heavily favor middle-aged and beyond husbands for very young wives. I wonder if you consider that sinful or in accord with the will of the Lord?

No harm in asking, since you are all God-fearing, I assume.

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I would like to correct you. I am not married.


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Is this a sore topic? You seem to be all to ready to derail it. Anyway, I ask because I saw that Lisa would have her father pick out a husband for her when she was eighteen, which is nice, I guess, but it does leave me wondering just how old her spouse would be. Some Christian societies heavily favor middle-aged and beyond husbands for very young wives. I wonder if you consider that sinful or in accord with the will of the Lord?

No harm in asking, since you are all God-fearing, I assume.

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Depends on your motives.


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Is this a sore topic? You seem to be all to ready to derail it. Anyway, I ask because I saw that Lisa would have her father pick out a husband for her when she was eighteen, which is nice, I guess, but it does leave me wondering just how old her spouse would be. Some Christian societies heavily favor middle-aged and beyond husbands for very young wives. I wonder if you consider that sinful or in accord with the will of the Lord?

No harm in asking, since you are all God-fearing, I
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Yes we are God fearing True Christians™. What wrong Sister Charli not good enough for you. Need to move on to Miss Lisa. Are you feeling hurt because I shot down your Homersexural advances?

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Anyway, I ask because I saw that Lisa would have her father pick out a husband for her when she was eighteen, which is nice, I guess, but it does leave me wondering just how old her spouse would be.
So now you are interested in Lisa are you?

Maybe you need to sort out your relationship with God before you worry about a relationship with Mr Dewitt, myself or Lisa.

I am concerned you will be lusting after Sister B.I.G's rottweilers next.

Do you have a local Baptist Pastor you can go and talk to SAS? Clearly you have a lot of deep rooted issues you need to deal with.


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Yes we are God fearing True Christians™. What wrong Sister Charli not good enough for you. Need to move on to Miss Lisa. Are you feeling hurt because I shot down your Homersexural advances?



Be careful Lisa, he is a stalker.
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So now you are interested in Lisa are you?

Maybe you need to sort out your relationship with God before you worry about a relationship with Mr Dewitt, myself or Lisa.

I am concerned you will be lusting after Sister B.I.G's rottweilers next.

Do you have a local Baptist Pastor you can go and talk to SAS? Clearly you have a lot of deep rooted issues you need to deal with.
Good point Sister, he has some deep seated issues. He wants to rape me, you, Lisa and now BIG's poor dogs. A Pastor is going to have a hard time beating the Homer perversions out of that boy.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 04:30 AM

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I would like to correct you. I am not married.
I'm sorry I meant Felicity. My mistake.

So, how old were you when you married (not you Lisa, question is for everyone I'm sure you understand)?? Or what do you expect in your married life, in your partner? Is it customary for young girls to marry old men/"farts" in Freehold?

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I'm sorry I meant Felicity. My mistake.

So, how old were you when you married (not you Lisa, question is for everyone I'm sure you understand)?? Or what do you expect in your married life, in your partner? Is it customary for young girls to marry old men/"farts" in Freehold?

Please answer me honestly.

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Good point Sister, he has some deep seated issues. He wants to rape me, you, Lisa and now BIG's poor dogs. A Pastor is going to have a hard time beating the Homer perversions out of that boy.
Homer, bestiality, and now his interest in Felicity shows him to also be a paedophile.

Mr SAS .... you need to email Pastor Zeke - details are at the bottom of all his posts.

I doubt anyone else would be able to show you the right path to Jesus with all this perversion you display.



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I'm sorry I meant Felicity. My mistake.

So, how old were you when you married (not you Lisa, question is for everyone I'm sure you understand)?? Or what do you expect in your married life, in your partner? Is it customary for young girls to marry old men/"farts" in Freehold?

Please answer me honestly.

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Ya pervert Felicity is barley 16, what the hell is the matter with you?And I can assure you of this she will have nothing to do with you, she detests homers.
Now you are moving on past Lisa. Who's next Mistress Cookie?

I am 40, my wife is none of your business.
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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 04:49 AM

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No, this is a personal topic. Why would any True Christian want to share any personal information with you?


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No, this is a personal topic. Why would any True Christian want to share any personal information with you?
I think he wants to induce us into his decadent ways of homersexuality, beastiality, pedophillia, and possibly atheistic communism (since he wants to know so much about our personal lives)


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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 04:53 AM

I thought Felicity was older, since she posts so much on the forum, I mean I wouldn't expect a sixteen year old to stick up for herself so well, or for her parents to allow her to partake in a forum on that level anyway, my mistake. I expected her to just shy of eighteen like a few months or weeks even..

Anyway her manner around the forum made me think otherwise, she seems to be running the show almost, the rest of you guys are more immature

Thank you for clarifying, I wasn't interested in Felicity, at least not a lot, but knowing her age, I can decidedly say no. Hopefully the rest of the old farts in Freehold will have the same sense and let her marry someone slightly above her own age.

Last, James, I know your wife is none of my business, why would you even think that, I'm starting to think you're a sexual predator, anyway no harm in asking her age, I mean, it's not like she's twenty-five, right? Or younger than that? Because if she is then you are a dirty old man, and no True Christian is like that, right?

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Default Re: How old were you when you were married? - 08-04-2010, 04:56 AM

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I think he wants to induce us into his decadent ways of homersexuality, beastiality, pedophillia, and possibly atheistic communism (since he wants to know so much about our personal lives)
Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.


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