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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 03:38 AM

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Come on now, it's time to stop the lies. We've got a preliminary file from the DOF on you, and we know that your real name is Sierra, and that you work as a stripper at some sleazy club in Poland.
Haha, ok, I'll play along.

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Hi there, Sierra! Or Caron. Which do you prefer?.
Sierra is fine.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 03:49 AM

Instead of adding '(stage name "Sierra") to my username, can you just change it to Sierra? That would be easier for a stupid slut like me to remember.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:17 AM

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... a stupid slut like me ...
I don't understand why you'd take the easy way through life, earning your living on your back with legs raised mockingly towards God. Sure, you might be able to get upwards of $25 a ride now... but give yourself a few years and you'll be lucky to get pocket change. Why can't you think ahead? Didn't your parents raise you right?



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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:25 AM

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Sierra is fine.
What would you like to learn about Jesus?


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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:26 AM

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Didn't your parents raise you right?
My parents weren't around much, and they ignored me when they were around.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:38 AM

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Why does he think pole dancing is bad? I'm not trying to argue, I'm just curious.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:41 AM

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Why does he think pole dancing is bad? I'm not trying to argue, I'm just curious.
That curiosity is what lead you down the path of perversion young lady. Curiosity is the devil's tool. Why do you think your cooter is as big as a canyon right now?


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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:49 AM

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That curiosity is what lead you down the path of perversion young lady.
Hmm. Good point.

If you kind Christian men will excuse me for a moment, I have to get ready for work.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 04:53 AM

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If you kind Christian men will excuse me for a moment, I have to get ready for work.
A moment?

How long does it take to take off all your clothes like a slut?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 05:01 AM

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A moment?

How long does it take to take off all your clothes like a slut?
I don't "take off all my clothes" when I'm GOING to work.. I do that when i get there.

I have to do my makeup, which takes about 2 minutes at the most (glittery blue eyeliner to match my eyes), then I get dressed; whatever I'm wearing on stage that night under a Voltaire t-shirt and skinny jeans, then my favorite combat boots. Then I throw my makeup bag and high-heels (for on stage) in my backpack (so I'll have something to put my clothes in while I'm working). Then I fix my hair. Then, I have some time to relax before I leave for work.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 05:02 AM

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I don't "take off all my clothes" when I'm GOING to work.. I do that when i get there.

I have to do my makeup, which takes about 2 minutes at the most (glittery blue eyeliner to match my eyes), then I get dressed; whatever I'm wearing on stage that night under a Voltaire t-shirt and skinny jeans, then my favorite combat boots. Then I throw my makeup bag and high-heels (for on stage) in my backpack (so I'll have something to put my clothes in while I'm working). Then I fix my hair. Then, I have some time to relax before I leave for work.
You are revolting, young lady.

I don't suppose you have any photos of yourself working...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 05:13 AM

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I don't suppose you have any photos of yourself working...
No, I don't. Sorry.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 06:12 AM

I doubt anyone cares, but I decided to wear black eyeliner instead to go with my goth outfit
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I doubt anyone cares, but I decided to wear black eyeliner instead to go with my goth outfit
Goth stripper-whore? I'm confused...

Obviously, any of the weaker sex that participate in Goth subculture are, by definition whores. But you mention being a paid stripper. Since when does anyone with actual money pay to see a Goth strip? Disgusting.

Young lady, you're on the wrong path! You know this already but you may not realize the huge risk you are taking. If you died right now, you'd wake up in time for judgment day with moments to go before being cast into eternal hellfire. Come to Jesus! Cast yourself at His feet and beg forgiveness.



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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 08:06 AM

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Goth stripper-whore? I'm confused...

Obviously, any of the weaker sex that participate in Goth subculture are, by definition whores. But you mention being a paid stripper. Since when does anyone with actual money pay to see a Goth strip? Disgusting.

Young lady, you're on the wrong path! You know this already but you may not realize the huge risk you are taking. If you died right now, you'd wake up in time for judgment day with moments to go before being cast into eternal hellfire. Come to Jesus! Cast yourself at His feet and beg forgiveness.
...I'll consider it.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 08:12 AM

Are you actually working as a stripper, or is this just some persona that you have made up to try to shock the True Christians at this site?

If you're really a stripper whore then you could use some personal spiritual counseling. I'd be willing to minister to you directly.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 08:18 AM

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If you're really a stripper whore then you could use some personal spiritual counseling. I'd be willing to minister to you directly.
Aww, that's so sweet of you

And yes, I really am a stripper.
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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 08:20 AM

Do you ever get to Iowa?


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Default Re: Hi - 03-21-2011, 08:22 AM

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Hmm.. Never.
Sadly it seems we're not able to help you find God. Maybe you should leave and take your pervertic life style with you.


1 Corintians 5:9-13:

I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:

Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.

But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?

But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.



Know that if you'll continue your life with satan, you will be met with Sword of God!

Romans 13:4:

For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.


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I doubt anyone cares, but I decided to wear black eyeliner instead to go with my goth outfit
You have chosen your way (down). There's a perfect thread on God's favourite forums for goths like you:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18345


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And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Do you ever get to Iowa?
No, but it would be fun to go to America. I've never left Wales.
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