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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:25 PM

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Can you back that up with Scripture, or are you just pulling it out of your ass?

Go back and READ THE FIRST POST in this thread and you will see why Jesus could not possibly have been a damned hook-nosed joo.
You look like a homo. Have you anything to divulge?
Jesus spoke to me last night and informed me you were a closet homosexual.
To say I am disgusted is an understatement....You sir shall be spending eternity in hell for your sins
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:27 PM

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The OP can't even spell "Jew"
It's because swearing is not allowed. Reported.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:30 PM

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You look like a homo (gay slur). Have you anything to divulge?
Jesus spoke to me last night (mocking Christianity) and informed me you were a closet homosexual (homophobic again)
Typical atheist

Pile up insult after insult and then expect more intelligent people to copy your opinion. How is that logical? You, child, are deluded


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:39 PM

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More nonsense from the Hellywood propaganda machine -- no surprises who you are working for!
Saying that the Jews came before the Christians is NOT fiction, it is truth. The Jews are not a religion, they are a race, formerly know as the Israelites, who appear throughout the Bible. You cannot tell me that they did not come first when there is no meantion in the Bible of Christians during the times of the Jews. Christians came from Catholics when the church split and the protestants were formed. More splits occurred and every form of Christian church that we know today is from them. This is basic history that CHILDREN learn in school (even private Christian schools). No amount of racism against them will change that.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:42 PM

I was not mocking anyone sir, rather you are mocking me.

My opinion is my own, and reffering to closer homosexual is not a sign of homophobia.
Condeming Homosexuals to hell IS homophobia. Something that all members here are guilty of, so why direct that at me alone?
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:49 PM

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It's because swearing is not allowed. Reported.
More racism. I had thought Christians were above this, but apparently not all.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:56 PM

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Condeming Homosexuals to hell IS homophobia.
I do not condemn anyone to Hell. >> I << want all the homersexuals to go to Heaven!

But the Bible says that homersexuality is a sin and they will go to Hell.

What I would love to see is that all homersexuals will choose to become straight and have a shot at going to Heaven. They may even remain effeminate. I want them to come to Heaven and be gay in another way (i.e. happy, not homo) for eternity.

In the meantime, you are throwing around allegations of homersexuality as an insult, without showing intent of wanting to cure them.

So who exactly hates them then, eh?


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 03:59 PM

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I do not condemn anyone to Hell. >> I << want all the homersexuals to go to Heaven!

But the Bible says that homersexuality is a sin and they will go to Hell.

What I would love to see is that all homersexuals will choose to become straight and have a shot at going to Heaven. They may even remain effeminate. I want them to come to Heaven and be gay in another way (i.e. happy, not homo) for eternity.

In the meantime, you are throwing around allegations of homersexuality as an insult, without showing intent of wanting to cure them.

So who exactly hates them then, eh?
HomOsexuality is a choice, not a disease. You cannot "cure" it, a person must choose of their own free will.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 04:32 PM

I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 04:38 PM

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I do not condemn anyone to Hell. >> I << want all the homersexuals to go to Heaven!

But the Bible says that homersexuality is a sin and they will go to Hell.

What I would love to see is that all homersexuals will choose to become straight and have a shot at going to Heaven. They may even remain effeminate. I want them to come to Heaven and be gay in another way (i.e. happy, not homo) for eternity.

In the meantime, you are throwing around allegations of homersexuality as an insult, without showing intent of wanting to cure them.

So who exactly hates them then, eh?
About actually quoting scripture rather than telling everyone that it says something.

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I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?
Apparently. I however disagree. It is a choice. (now I await the infractions/ban that will result from me stating my opinions)
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 04:39 PM

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I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 04:47 PM

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I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?
The Bible says it is an abomination (see Leviticus), not a disease.

If it were a disease, it would mean that God caused them to be that way. Disease is God's way of punishing us.

Homersexuality is a choice. When we make sinful choices, God punishes us with disease. That is why HIV/AIDS is prevalent among homers.

So:

- sinful choice (homer) <--- thing to fix
- result: disease


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 05:03 PM

Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?

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homo = gay slur
homers = gay slur
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 05:40 PM

jesus not a jew strange! very strange so he's parents weren't jewish? moses wasn't jewish? so who did he took to the promised land non jews?


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 05:41 PM

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We are all being punished, why?
Gee, millions of people campaigning for gay marriage... what could possibly by the reason God punishes such people with homer diseases?


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?
Because people like you are tolerating and condoning homerism.





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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 06:02 PM

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Gee, millions of people campaigning for gay marriage... what could possibly by the reason God punishes such people with homer diseases?
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Because people like you are tolerating and condoning homerism.
So how does that explain it amongst people who do not support or condone homosexuality?

And like it has been said before: homo and homer are gay slurs.
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Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?

Also:

homo = gay slur
homers = gay slur
If you have sexural relations with a homersexural you will get the AID!
If you don't have sex with a fag, you won't get the AID, Simple!

Why do you consider the word homer a slur? After all they are homersexurals.
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Oh, and just so you know, using logical fallacies is NOT an argument.
That just shows how weak your faith is. As a True Christian, I know that if God wants a logical fallacy to be a good argument, then that logical fallacy will be a good argument. Hallelujah!
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HomOsexuality is a choice, not a disease. You cannot "cure" it, a person must choose of their own free will.
If there's no cure for homosexuality, how do you explain the AIDS?

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jesus not a jew strange! very strange so he's parents weren't jewish?
No, God isn't Jewish.
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moses wasn't jewish?
What? Do you think Moses was Jesus' mother? You are a very confused little boy, and I find your idea of God impregnating Moses to be rather offensive.
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so who did he took to the promised land non jews?
Jesus didn't lead anyone to the promised land, you drooling ape! Go back and read your Bible again!
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So how does that explain it amongst people who do not support or condone homosexuality?
They've probably enraged God by praying to Mary or working on the Sabbath or building a new house without a battlement around the roof (Deuteronomy 22:8) or failing to cleanse an unclean house properly or going near a woman on her period. God always has a reason.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-13-2010, 06:39 PM

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If you have sexural relations with a homersexural you will get the AID!
If you don't have sex with a fag, you won't get the AID, Simple!

Why do you consider the word homer a slur? After all they are homersexurals.
You can get AIDs from anyone who has it, that is how it spreads.

And homer is a slur because they are homosexuals, not homersexuals. And the word fag is also a slur.

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That just shows how weak your faith is. As a True Christian, I know that if God wants a logical fallacy to be a good argument, then that logical fallacy will be a good argument. Hallelujah!
Then the fact that it was not a good argument must prove that God did not want it to be right? Or are you going to say that you know the inter-workings of God's mind? Do you even know what a logical fallacy is?

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If there's no cure for homosexuality, how do you explain the AIDS?
AIDs is not a cure for anything, it is a disease. And it does not affect only homosexuals, it also affects the straight communities.

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No, God isn't Jewish.

What? Do you think Moses was Jesus' mother? You are a very confused little boy, and I find your idea of God impregnating Moses to be rather offensive.

Jesus didn't lead anyone to the promised land, you drooling ape! Go back and read your Bible again!
He was most likely referring to Mary. I doubt he was making any connection between Mary and Moses other than that they were both Jewish. And he was referring to Moses leading the Jews to the Promise Land you ignorant mormon. Instead of being an idiot, why don't you carefully make sure you actually know what you are reading before you open your mouth and prove to everyone what you really are.

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They've probably enraged God by praying to Mary or working on the Sabbath or building a new house without a battlement around the roof (Deuteronomy 22:8) or failing to cleanse an unclean house properly or going near a woman on her period. God always has a reason.
That is one of the most idiotic replies I have heard yet. Like you have never been near a woman near her period. Do you know how difficult that would be considering you do not know when every woman in the world is having it? And laws have changed from what they were then. Do you have battlements on your roof? Do you even know what that is?
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