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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 12:59 AM

Being familiar with soccer I have observed the Spanish national team and the various teams that participate in your division. Although soccer is pretty fag, Espana takes it to ridiculous levels of fag.

I don't know how you can show any pride in incessant cheating, diving, play acting, pressuring the ref and rolling about at the merest of touch. I'd love to see these so called "galacticos" last two minutes at real man's football. If a fancy haired Spanish maraquita tumbles under the challenge of a fellow skinny Spaniard then I would pay top dollar to see his face as he gets hit with 250lbs of pure American aggression.

Your athletes in Europe are lacking fight, especially the Spanish where your ancestors have ducked any form of combat or confrontation for centuries.

Even the damn limeys kicked your ass when you sent a load of boats over there.

Spanish soccer is fag.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:12 AM

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Spanish soccer is fag.
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Soccer is gaysexual sport. All of it.
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:14 AM

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No.

Soccer is gaysexual sport. All of it.
USA team too then.


(And they never was been WORLD Champions...)


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 06:08 AM

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Miss Villalobos (Which sounds particularly familiar) Just because your inferior country is good at the sport does not mean that it's not a cesspool of homosexuality!

And If I recall correct, the last time Spain played the great USA you "boys" lost 2-0 .. Confederations cup '09..

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 08:21 AM

Further proof Soccer is utterly homersexual.












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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 12:49 PM

all sport is inherently gay, otherwise they'd have individual showers in dressing rooms.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:40 PM

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all sport is inherently gay, otherwise they'd have individual showers in dressing rooms.


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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:46 PM

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Further proof Soccer is utterly homersexual.










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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:47 PM

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is that some sort of inflatable thing you're blowing up in your avatar?

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it's not an inflatable sheep is it? I mean you're not too far from Sheepy Magna, are you?
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 01:51 PM

Footballers are the worst for it.

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 02:08 PM

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 05:12 PM

For sure soccerball is a homersexural sport, the USA could take a team of super athletes with big muscles over there and beat them at their own game due to being superior athletes.
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 05:15 PM

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For sure soccerball is a homersexural sport, the USA could take a team of super athletes with big muscles over there and beat them at their own game due to being superior athletes.
Absolutely spot on..

I have had this exact discussion with friends whom I watch Football with ( A real sport, mind you) and the general consensus is that if America wanted too (Which we wouldn't) we could develop a team of superior athletes who would then dominate the "sport" known as soccer..

It's common sense really.

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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 05:21 PM

Footballers are metrosexual nowadays, and metrosexual is just one step away from being a gay.
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Default Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports! - 05-03-2011, 05:44 PM

I have met many of the fans and am certain they have websites specifically set up to discuss gay sex and savoury pasty fillings. I couldn't believe it until a friend showed me the depravity for myself.
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I have met many of the fans and am certain they have websites specifically set up to discuss gay sex and savoury pasty fillings. I couldn't believe it until a friend showed me the depravity for myself.
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