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HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:29 AM
Hello,,,,
new to the site just surf here and there on the tablet but love the lord and will be on here alot now
just getting a hang of it now lol,,,,,,
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:35 AM
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new to the site just surf here and there on the tablet
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What sort of "tablet" are you on? Rohypnol? LSD? You should not be surfing at all, especially not on illicit substances.
Please repent of your drug addled beach bummery and embrace the Lord Jesus Christ before He has you swept away in an undertow and sent to Hell by sharks one limb at a time.
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:37 AM
LOL,,,,,,, funny,, x,. no on my internet tablet!! nice to meet you
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:45 AM
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Hello,,,,
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Hey Debra. Does your Husband know you're using his internets?
You also failed to actually introduce yourself properly, But I understand some women have a hard time with reading
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:46 AM
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LOL,,,,,,, funny,, x,. no on my internet tablet!! nice to meet you
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This is called the INTRODUCTION section for a reason. Please tell us about yourself, your husband, the church he takes you to, and maybe your best pie? How many sons have you given to Jesus?
Can I have your assurance as a Christian that you have your husband's permission to be posting here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:47 AM
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LOL,,,,,,, funny,, x,. no on my internet tablet!! nice to meet you
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Friend, aeternal damnation and estrangement from God is no laughing matter. You may "love" the Lord, but do you obey the rest of His hundreds of mandates? Without the Bible and its wisdom we are lost on the sea of eternity, and all directions lead to Hell.
How many soldiers for Christ have you given your husband? Or has God struck you barren for crimes against grammar and punctuation?
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:49 AM
hi scott,,,,, he does but hes not at home,,,,but i have permission to do what i want,,,,
i am a 48 year old mother of 1 boy,,,,,, my husband has been with me for 11 years and we go to the old time baptist. my best pie would be pumpkin!,,,,,how bout yourselves?
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:57 AM
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I understand some women have a hard time with reading
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A woman who can read is like a Muslim with a pilot's license. The only knowledge she can be trusted with is the Bible, cookbooks, scrubbing floorboards, and pulling a plow. They can learn all of these things by gossping in the churchyard.
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 01:58 AM
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hi scott,,,,, he does but hes not at home,,,,but i have permission to do what i want,,,,
i am a 48 year old mother of 1 boy,,,,,, my husband has been with me for 11 years and we go to the old time baptist. my best pie would be pumpkin!,,,,,how bout yourselves?
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Your Husband sounds like one of those women enablers, Tell me friend would you see yourself as mans equal?
How come you've only given  one child?
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:04 AM
my husband is a good man,,,, weve only wanted one at this point,,,, and notice my picture on here kinda distorted dont be scared off by that just cause it made my photo alot smaller i think,,,, anyway to fix?
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:05 AM
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my husband is a good man,,,, weve only wanted one at this point,,,, and notice my picture on here kinda distorted dont be scared off by that just cause it made my photo alot smaller i think,,,, anyway to fix?
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Are you a foreigner of some kind? What's wrong with you? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:06 AM
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hi scott,,,,, he does but hes not at home,,,,but i have permission to do what i want,,,,
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I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume he told you to want to visit our website then.
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i am a 48 year old mother of 1 boy,,,,,, my husband has been with me for 11 years and we go to the old time baptist.
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I am truly sorry to hear that you did not bear more fruit before your womb dried up and cracked apart. Why were you married so late? Was your previous husband stoned to death for looking upon another woman with lust?
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my best pie would be pumpkin!,,,,,how bout yourselves?
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I am sorry to hear that you do not know how to make cherry pie, which is the best pie. But at least you are not preparing shellfish or Catholic death cookies.
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10-24-2013, 02:13 AM
excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:24 AM
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excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
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I dont see whats so funny about any of this?
Debra why are you here, can you at least give us your favorite bible verse? how did you find  ?
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:45 AM
i found him while i was in sin following hedonism scott,,,,,,,,
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:58 AM
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excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
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I can find no humor in wasting one's womb. There are precious few opportunities a woman has in life, and you are so callously throwing yours away. How do you think that makes Jesus feel? Did your husband put you up to this?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 08:08 AM
I'm not sure what's going on with your keyboard but at this point you owe the forum $32.55 for wasting commas. Do you think these things are free?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 08:36 AM
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excuse me???? i hope this is a joke,,,,
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Friend, as I have explained, we are as serious as the aeternal pyre of sheol. If you cannot repent of wearing mixed fibers, eating shellfish, feeling lust in your heart, making graven images, taking the Lord's name in vain, cleaving unto your own understanding, pissing against walls, failing to tithe, dressing immodestly, etc. you will be asked to leave.
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Re: HELLO -
10-24-2013, 02:33 PM
Welcome to our friendly forum, Sister Debra.
I rejoice to know that the Lord has saved you from a life of sin. Please tell us about the sordid details and about your walk with Jesus.
What Church do you attend? What is your very favorite Bible verse?
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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