[Vali-the-Minister]

It's those heathen goth witches, luring you men into their beds. Spreadind their filth, depravity, and disease. As easily as they spread their legs. I have recently visited a small town in the north where this plague is growing.

[Brother Ishmael]

Originally Posted by tommy

Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

praise god, these joos can't kill him again

[MitzaLizalor]

Necro Posted by Brother Ishmael

praise god

Just to recap, then:

suggestions for worst false religions

A. lukewarm divots (suggested by Pastor Peters)
B. Muslims (suggested by Brother Temperance)
B (i) ... any other suggestions? (question from Bro. Temperance)
[tacit] yes, here's another worst religion
C. Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (suggested by "tommy")

Jesus is a simple matter of fact. His surviving execution is not only not a false religion it's not even a religion at all. One's response to Christ is also a matter of history - were you among the Saved™ or were you among the tortured?

Jesus loves everyone accepting Him as King.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).

Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.

Sad. True but sad.


Bless you,
My palaestra pollsters




Father Mo







.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.

Thank you for contributing to the forum. I never use butter substitutes and am sure God is helping you towards The Truth; perhaps He's guiding you to consider Rachel's and Leah's struggles to impress their owner? The passage may be meaningless to you, since you've rejected God's very first commandment right there on Creation Day Six Genesis 1:28 but I'll include it anyway:

Genesis 30:7-9 And Bilhah Rachel's maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a second son. And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali. When Leah [the sister] saw that she had left bearing, she took Zilpah her maid, and gave her Jacob to wife.

Persisting in a false religion, and yours is top of the list in O.P., suggests that like Jacob, and his wives, you too are wrestling. With cognitive dissonance whenever you read The Bible and see condemned everything you do or teach or think or say in support of Romish dogma.

You mentioned bonkers. I've never had such thoughts myself since accepting Him and acknowledging the facts of scriptural reliability you understand; even so, have you considered going to Ur next week to commune with Frank? Heretics will be on tap even more than usual and you may well hear something opening your mind to the charade called Rome.

Prayerfully,

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).
Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
Sad. True but sad.
Bless you,
My palaestra pollsters
Father Mo
.

Jesus did wear a pointy hat. I rest my case.

[MitzaLizalor]

In light of so many religions now promoting falsehood instead of Truth (if they ever knew what the word meant) and using the familiar "fish" logo, perhaps an actual crown-of-thorns starfish would be more appropriate? Not as an idol obviously but the real thing.

Heretics always latch onto the least pertinent element of any situation and go on about that as if it were important. Only to deflect attention away from the real issue, sin and death and facts and reason. For so many the Word of God is like a poison barb, for Christians it's the path to eternal life.

I Corinthians 1:23-25 We preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; but unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

[DemonBrat]

Baptist Christianity is a false religion

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

Baptist Christianity is a false religion

Not at all friend. All the members here are Baptists and True Christians™. We bow as hard as the wind, as bright as the sun and as deep as the oceans with edges as sharp as the corners of the Earth.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

Baptist Christianity is a false religion

No. It's not. Haven't you seen our lovely banner at the top of every screen on this site? We Guarantee Salvation.