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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
08-27-2022, 04:47 AM
FBI agents need to get Saved® too - just like everyone else. Let's hope they do some reading while in possession of Trump's Bibles. As long as you're still alive it's never too late to cram for the final.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
08-27-2022, 07:12 AM
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Sister Mitza! I am shocked! You do not recognize a watered silk weave finished fabric? Quelle surprise.
Do I need to explain the difference between satin and sateen, velvet and velveteen, organdy and organza? Get thee to thy sewing room, Sister! And study the ways of fibers and weaves vis a vis fabric.
Tell me that things have not gotten so far out of hand that you have started conflating gingham with calico.
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Calico and poplin are both very nice fabrics and better than gunny for hats. 
. . . . . . . . gunny hat
At present I have this lovely canvas I can't decide what do do with, about 3 or 4 yards I think. Rather heavy and a nice printed pattern - maybe a coat (lined) for winter? There's some cotton velvet striped material here, rather dismal sort of dirty lead/dark fawn could make a lining – or a cloak? It could be several layers or one of those cape things wrapped round.

<—— Swedish canvas (about 4 yards) ——>

Cotton velveteen (lots of this, at least 20 yards)
What do you think?
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 01:40 AM
More items from the FBI inventory.
- One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
- One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Donald Trump.
- One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Donald Trump.
- One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Donald Trump.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 02:36 AM
One small condom, used.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 12:44 PM
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Swedish-made
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Well spotted. Yes, the canvas is Swedish. And libidinous though they are, not all libertines are Swedish, even to the extent of insinuating themselves into regions failing my personal cost/benefit analysis where ..issues ..flesh folds ..I've forgotten what I was going to post
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 04:39 PM
It's looking like the feds were searching for homer addresses--wanting to destroy President Trumps appeal to sound heterosexual men and women. They found nothing. Trump has defeated Biden again. For six years, now, Trump has defeated his enemies. It continues.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 05:19 PM
I question anything found other than Trumps KJV Family Bible.
In my own case, when the Feds came-a-knocking in the middle of the night (about 9:15PM) everything they claim they found was planted.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-03-2022, 06:50 PM
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....In my own case, when the Feds came-a-knocking in the middle of the night (about 9:15PM) everything they claim they found was planted.
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But that was a weed bust, so...yeah.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-04-2022, 04:56 PM
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But that was a weed bust, so...yeah.
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Mr. Much, I am not sure that I take your meaning. Weeds, by their very nature as part of God's Vegetation Creation©, have to be planted, of course. Where else would they come from?
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-04-2022, 06:24 PM
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Mr. Much, I am not sure that I take your meaning. Weeds, by their very nature as part of God's Vegetation Creation©, have to be planted, of course. Where else would they come from?
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Sister Handy, I suspect the atheist, Mr. Much, knows nothing about Devil Weed. Atheists don't want to confront their own sins. To them life is a lark they skip through without ever considering the serious matter of eternity.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
09-05-2022, 05:25 PM
Was the wand ever relocated used when sitting for his charming statue? In later pictures, it seemed to be missing.
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Re: 9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe -
02-24-2023, 11:10 PM
More discoveries today.
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Classified Trump schedules were moved to Mar-a-Lago after FBI search
Donald Trump’s lawyers found a box of White House schedules, including some that were marked classified, at his Mar-a-Lago resort in December because a junior aide to the former president had transported it from another office in Florida after the FBI completed its search of the property.
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I have obtained copies of these top secret schedules - look away now if you don't have the necessary security clearance. Unbelievable how lax the federal govt is about securing vital national security documents, and the poor work ethic. Here's an average Wednesday for the federal govt on your tax dollars. It's 3 a.m. p.m. at the Whitehouse - who do you want answering the phone?
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