[Uncle Rutherford]

When will I get my reparations? I read that California is giving out a big handout to descendants of slaves soon and I have to ask. When will I get reparations? As a True Christian ™️ I feel that I have been persecuted by Joos given all of the crimes they have committed against us. My people have long been persecuted by the witches in the woods who willingly chose to defy The Bible’s teachings. I also feel my people are currently being persecuted by the LGBTQ people who also blame us for their shortcomings. When will the paycheck come?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

When will I get my reparations? I read that California is giving out a big handout to descendants of slaves soon and I have to ask. When will I get reparations? As a True Christian ™️ I feel that I have been persecuted by Joos given all of the crimes they have committed against us. My people have long been persecuted by the witches in the woods who willingly chose to defy The Bible’s teachings. I also feel my people are currently being persecuted by the LGBTQ people who also blame us for their shortcomings. When will the paycheck come?

Brother Rutherford, you are both a member at LBC in good standing and one whose group deserves compensation from the Jews and LGBTQ. LBC is supporting your demand for reparations 100%.

We white people at LBC also have been wronged by the Jews (they killed Jesus) and LGBTQ. Every church member, including yourself of course, demands reparations for wrongs of the past.

Those of us who share the experience of being wronged must stick together so that justice will be done.

[Dennis Lukes]

My dear boy, you and your people have been getting reparations for decades. It's called welfare. They take money from hardworking whites like me and give it to blacks. Now you've been a very good fellow and we've very much enjoyed having you around. But I warn you, not another word about this.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

My dear boy, you and your people have been getting reparations for decades. It's called welfare. They take money from hardworking whites like me and give it to blacks. Now you've been a very good fellow and we've very much enjoyed having you around. But I warn you, not another word about this.

Now more than ever, Christians such as you and I are being persecuted by lieberals and LGBTQ people. This isn’t about nigras hahaha. This is about you, me, and especially Pastor Ezekiel receiving due compensation from those who discriminate us. I would be just as fine if Joe Biden were forced to pay the full price tag for Pastor Ezekiel’s new jet if that were also an option in court.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Now more than ever, Christians such as you and I are being persecuted by lieberals and LGBTQ people. This isn’t about nigras hahaha. This is about you, me, and especially Pastor Ezekiel receiving due compensation from those who discriminate us. I would be just as fine if Joe Biden were forced to pay the full price tag for Pastor Ezekiel’s new jet if that were also an option in court.

Ah, I see. I've gone back and read the stuff you wrote after the title of the post and I get your meaning now. Christians are the most persecuted minority on earth. Our oppressors owe us big.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Who is supposed to pay for all these "reparations"? The same ones as always, the rich. I'm tired of being oppressed by those who would award themselves my hard-earned multigenerational wealth just because they couldn't be bothered to do the work themselves. In my family when I grew up, if you put out hand begging it came back with red welts on it. You go out and take what you want.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Just doing the math here, I'm not sure what the result will be after we white True Christians™ have received what is due us. I'd certainly hope there would be some left for minority Christians who deserve some reparations but there is this matter of who comes first and who is to follow.

The Jews owe us Christians a bundle for killing Jesus. And, even though some are very rich, the numbers of Jews are falling. I would just suggest that minorities who have been wronged and deserve reparations be realistic about how much will be coming their way.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Who is supposed to pay for all these "reparations"? The same ones as always, the rich. I'm tired of being oppressed by those who would award themselves my hard-earned multigenerational wealth just because they couldn't be bothered to do the work themselves. In my family when I grew up, if you put out hand begging it came back with red welts on it. You go out and take what you want.

I wouldn't worry too much. I think all the reparations were settled through trade agreements in this case back in the 1800s. The people who'd collected and sold the slaves in the first place, Arabs mostly and divers rival tribes successful in territorial expansion (it was better to sell the vacating occupants than to eat them) so a Prince or an Ayatollah would be footing the bill this time around. I'm sure a phone call to Tehran would get an immediate response.

Additionally, a whole new country was purchased where an economy could develop for liberated persons without European social norms being imposed. I haven't been there but no doubt without the millstone of imperialism around their necks the place has prospered. There was also a period when British convicts were exported to the New World en masse – but these do not seem to be eligible for anything and just have to get on as best they can. That dried up in the late 1700s of course. I don't know what happened to the convicts. Shot, probably.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Just doing the math here, I'm not sure what the result will be after we white True Christians™ have received what is due us. I'd certainly hope there would be some left for minority Christians who deserve some reparations but there is this matter of who comes first and who is to follow.

The Jews owe us Christians a bundle for killing Jesus. And, even though some are very rich, the numbers of Jews are falling. I would just suggest that minorities who have been wronged and deserve reparations be realistic about how much will be coming their way.

If we do the math, we take the estimated average salary of a Jew and take 15 percent (the recommended minimum amount of yearly tithe for a churchgoer. I’m being generous in this percentage of course) of that times every Jew currently alive. Times that by the number of years between now and the murder of Jesus by the Jews and that would be a reasonable number.

According to GlassDoor, the average salary of a Jew on the high end is 94,000 dollars. There are an estimated 15,000,000 Jews alive today. Jesus died on the cross on year 30 AD, so that’d put his death at about 1993 years ago. When I do the math in a calculator, I get 2.81013e+15 dollars. And that’s just for the Jews. Don’t even get me started on the atheists.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

When I do the math in a calculator, I get 2.81013e+15 dollars.

I don't know what that means, Brother Unc. I mean, I know what "e" means, but can't work the sum out in real numbers without paper and a sharp pencil. Is it a lot of dollars?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I don't know what that means, Brother Unc. I mean, I know what "e" means, but can't work the sum out in real numbers without paper and a sharp pencil. Is it a lot of dollars?

I think it means they owe us a lot of money yeah. I was never good at math but that’s not important. The only numbers I really need to worry about are cubits yes? If I work from Bible verses, it’s 1 Timothy 5:8 that reinforces the idea that they NEED to pay up. The number I came up with is probably on the lenient side and I’m not sure how many zeroes are in the real number (more than 15?) but it has to be close.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

The number I came up with is probably on the lenient side and I’m not sure how many zeroes are in the real number (more than 15?) but it has to be close.

Of course, even if it is merely 15 zeros, there's a world of difference between 15 zeros preceded by a "1" and 15 zeros preceded by - say - "999,999,999". Either way, though, it would be a welcome addition to the Pastoral Jet Fund. I assume the extra "+15" at the end is just some sort of gratuity?

[James Hutchins]

Brother Rutherford, I understand your pain. The stitching on the leather seats of my Whale Tail are splitting. I've prayed and my prayers were answered by God telling me to find those responsible and make them pay. Apparently, the persons responsible retired and died. I am afraid you may find out your are in a similar situation.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

2.81013e+15 dollars

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I know what "e" means, but can't work the sum out

There's a high: but there's also a low: or so they say. 2.81013 is about 2⅘ or in other words nearly 3e. That would not be recommended, simultaneously more & less than the sum total of its parts (after being subdivided, that is) whether or not one has $15 in reserve. I suspect Uncle was using an electronic device whereas I'd always recommend clockwork. More robust and immune to disabling by gamma flash when the commies take over.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

More robust and immune to disabling by gamma flash when the commies take over.

I don't know who Gamma Flash is or what comic book he's from, but one group that we should be suing for reparations are the Injuns. The gross total military expenditure on their annihilation must be calculable from the public record. When you have vermin infesting your property, you call the Orkin man and pay him to kill them. But what if you could make the vermin pay for it? That's my idea here. God put the Americas here for His people to settle and our Manifest Destiny was unjustly delayed by the beastly heathens already squatting here. The amount they owe us, adjusted for inflation (let's go Brandon!), must surely be in the trillions.

[MitzaLizalor]

I haven't been feeling very well and can see my post was a bit vague. To compensate, I reviewed some figures I was already familiar with ‑ish using the OECD site. Covering social, economic, production, multisector, general, debt, humanitarian & other [per the link] seems fairly exhaustive and I'm including three different criteria over two years for a workable average to get a total for two centuries from 1823 in real terms.

https://www.oecd.org/dac/financing-s...lance-2019.pdf

Top 10 recipients	US$ (2017)	Top 10 donors	%
Ethiopia	4,117,000,000	U.S.A.	21
Nigeria	3,359,000,000	E.U.	13
Tanzania	2,584,000,000	IDA [WORLD BANK]	12
Kenya	2,475,000,000	U.K.	7
Dem. Rep. Congo	2,280,000,000	Germany	7
South Sudan	2,183,000,000	Global Fund [MEDICAL]	6
Uganda	2,008,000,000	Afr. Dev. Bank	5
Morocco	1,885,000,000	France	4
Mozambique	1,776,000,000	Japan	3
Somalia	1,760,000,000	Canada	2
Others	28,373,000,000	Others	19
TOTAL	52,800,000,000	TOTAL	100

3 criteria over 2 years
(2016 CONSTANT USD)

ODA disbursements	2016 ($)	2017 ($)
net	49,908,000,000	51,833,000,000
gross	55,967,000,000	58,602,000,000
commitments	62,022,000,000	66,103,000,000
mean	55,965,666,667	58,846,000,000

"Commitments" are not paid all at once but as and when required, such as beds only being supplied after the hospital has been built. Also $1 had different purchasing power in 1823, for example $∞ would be insufficient to buy a television or even a Rolls-Royce for the serene leader (may his enemies have fleas forever) but other items would be available such as a solid gold bust of himself or gem‑encrusted Imperial crown jewels. Overall, we can average this out to $11,481,166,666,600 that is about 11½ trillion.

Although emigration schemes were not terminated uniformly, the inward flow of money has been considerable in real terms with many infrastructure projects funded rather generously. Perhaps if reparations were sought, Africa would be the place to go? Regarding heathens for some reason settled in America, since China is now a major provider of African rail & roads together with employment opportunities in the mining sector, any Amerindians dissatisfied with current arrangements may find what they're after in the lands of their forefathers and, of course, their forefathers' fathers before them. Manchuria is not a country any more but in the coming century is likely to reemerge and will be looking for population, the region being rather sparse just now: a real win/win.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I think it means they owe us a lot of money yeah. I was never good at math but that’s not important. The only numbers I really need to worry about are cubits yes? If I work from Bible verses, it’s 1 Timothy 5:8 that reinforces the idea that they NEED to pay up. The number I came up with is probably on the lenient side and I’m not sure how many zeroes are in the real number (more than 15?) but it has to be close.

My goodness, Brother Rutherford, we white people owe a lot of money. I'm with you on that.

It's just that the accumulated interest on the debt owed us starts back on Good Friday about 2,000 years ago. The Jews killed Jesus on that Easter weekend. The amount due us had doubled about every eight years since that day. We have been grieving ever since and deserve just compensation.

I'm certain that if we had the cash on a table in front of us from liquidated Jews all over the world we could work something out.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Ugh, those "recipient" countries (PC way of saying international welfare queens) don't sound like very nice places. Lets look at their positions on the Human Development Index.

10. Somalia - N/A (too crappy to be calculated)
9. Mozambique - 185th
8. Morocco - 123rd
7. Uganda - 166th
6. South Sudan - 191st (note - this is DEAD LAST)
5. "Democratic Republic" of the Congo - 179th
4. Kenya - 152nd
3. Tanzania - 160th
2. Nigeria - 163rd
1. Ethiopia - 175th


All of these nations are in the bottom half of the list. In fact they're all in the bottom 40%. If you exclude the statistical outlier Morocco, which has a noticeably higher standard of living and is the only country in this group which is not majority Negro, they're in the bottom 20%. All of which begs the question of what good any of this gibsmedat has done for these failed states if they're still so wretched and miserable after the expenditure of trillions of dollars. Sounds like money pits if you ask me. Might as well take all that cash and burn it in the parking lot, at least that way you'd be fighting Bidenflation. With all of our money in their pockets these damn countries ought to look like Wakanda.





Newsflash - they don't.


Cut off ALL foreign aid NOW!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

When will I get my reparations? . . . When will the paycheck come?

It may already have come and gone, not uncommon among the community if a documentary I chanced upon is accurate. Certainly what's presented is actually taking place – it would have to be to film it!

(excerpt from in-flight documentary)

They seem fairly athletic and the floors are clean but the medical aid ought to cover Saint Vitus' Dance, surely? There's clearly an opportunity for more capable administrators (yourself, perhaps?) to apportion revenue in a better targeted way. For example, King Mswati III by now has quite a few Rolls-Royces yet must arrange reed dances which I will not link to but which may be searched under Swazi Reed Dance (or Umhlanga) – remember Eswatini is "the former Swaziland" where I've come up to the border but never crossed over, due to a policy of not going anywhere called The Former.

It does seem strange that liberated sovereigns would choose English cars rather than locally sourced designs? Probably there's an opportunity for you there, too.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The UK has a fine idea. The budget allocated to foreign aid= aid to foreigners. Foreigners = people who arrive on beaches, in boats, from France.

Effectively, the UK government give money to foreigners and then locks them up and takes the price of locking them up from the foreign aid budget. They pay for their own incarceration.

The more foreigners arrive, the less money there is to give to the swamps and deserts from which they came. This teaches 3rd world governments to stop their citizens from leaving if they want money from the UK to reach their politicians.

America spends $150.7 billion on illegal immigrants each year https://www.fairus.org/issue/publica...taxpayers-2023

In fiscal year 2020 (October 1, 2019 - September 30, 2020),the US government allocated $51.05 billion in economic and military assistance to foreign countries. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United...d%20by%20USAID.

If the US adopted the UK model, it would not spend any more,but would save at least $51.05 billion and be able, honestly to claim that it had tripled its foreign aid.

At this point, I will link back to saying that $51.05 billion seems to be a fair price for Uncle Rutherford's sufferings, and it's not as if it's a recurring payment.

Of course, negotiating such a sum from a Demoncrat government will take some expertise! Fortunately Landover's expensive joo lawyers are up to the job for their usual fees.