[Elmer G. White]

Friends,

I received a HAND-WRITTEN letter from two poor souls residing in godless Estionia & Finland. They are devastated by the persecution of Christians and by the laws requiring mandatory abortions, anal condoms and homer marriage. The two nice persons, Johan and Kristina (cannot disclose their full names, they are in grave danger) requested that we pray for their desolate sorry excuses for countries.



I find the request well motivated. We know very well that God our LORD DOES HATE AND DESPISE both godless Estonia AND heathen Sinland for the grave and mostly unexcusable SINS the citizens of these sorry excuses for countries have committed against GOD OUR LORD including the sin of SODOMY, the worst of all...

Thus, I hope and pray that Sweet Jesus be kind to send perhaps the only aspiring True Christian™ world leader, Vladimir Putin to invade these sorry excuses for countries. Putin is extremely pious, well-known for his relentless hatred against homersexuals and blasphemers. He also has the material wealth of his prosperous country and a mighty fighting force to subdue the sorry excuses for military forces of these two sorry excuses for countries, Estonistan and Sinland.

My prayers are meagre alone, Brethren! Please join me in this campaign, this Godly endeavor! We do not have to stop here, once these anal sorry excuses for countries that reside in Satan's RECTUM are secured, our prayers can get the ANGELS of God to help Putin to move on to pagan Sweden, Denmarkistan, Hungary, cat lick Polistan, etc. At that point Putin will revel his obviously True Christian™ agenda and discard his fake Russian Orthodox cover.

Help us this this, dear Jesus! HELP us, dear Jesus!

Genesis 19:13
For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is waxen great before the face of the LORD; and the LORD hath sent us to destroy it.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

It is clear that these Norwegian countries must be high on the Lord's smite list. The seemingly endless variety of sin in that place is an abomination and obviously anathema in the eyes of the Lord.

God has used President Brother Vladimir Putin as His agent a number of times in the last few years. There is considerable reason to believe that He will use Brother Vlad for this purpose as well.

I believe that a general massacre of the sinful Norwegians would please God and be of much benefit to the overall moral character of people in general.

I am looking forward to witnessing the punishment that is on the horizon for these wretches.

[Bobby-Joe]

Glory!

It is high time God used Putin as his instrument to clear out these commie northern European country and return them to traditional Christian values.

[Mother Of Seven]

Dear God, I pray for your dear disciple, the manly Mr Putin to take over the running of the Baltic nations of Lithuania and Sweden and rid them of liberals and gaysexurals. Amen.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Praying

[Elmer G. White]

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD!

I have the feeling that this could escalate into a mighty campaign for CHRIST OUR LORD.

GLORY!

I am utterly convinced that the LORD will harken to our prayers and, behold! It won't be long until these sinful sorry excuses for nations (plus those mentioned by you other True Christians™) will repent under the iron fist rule of Vladimir Putin.

I recruited my children to recite prayers for this. For their convenience, I wrote down a short prayer that is suitable for underage praying (the bold typeface shows where it is recommendable to put in a strong emphasis when praying aloud).

Dearest God, our Sweet Lord JESUS
Hear our prayer!
Please descend as the Holy Spirit
into the heart of Vladimir Putin!
Please Jesus,
touch him in his deepest place!
Please GOD,
harden his heart.
So that he yields to Thy Will fully
and disregards the pleads for mercy
of the peoples of these vile nations.
For these cries are
the vile whinings of SATAN
in his last desperate effort
to gain supremacy.
Please GOD,
destroy these filthy sorry excuses for countries
in Thy unmeasurable MERCY.
Please Jesus,
prepare a place for Putin in Heaven in Thy sight.
Please! Hear our call!




AMEN!

Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

As some of you might know I live in Finland. Sir Elmer's prayer has been really hard thing for me and it has tested my faith. Bless You, Sir Elmer, for that!!!
My grandfather, who was born in Holy America, has shot many Soviet commies very much dead during the WW2. We have rejoiced that for years. And Mr Putin has been on the commie side when Soviet Union existed. That is why I had some difficulties to accept that this is a right thing to do.

However, I now believe that Brother Valodja has seen the light and is really GOD'S MIGHTY WEAPON! Thank you LORD!!!

Isaiah 6: 9-13

I have no doubt - I join Sir Elmer's prayers!!!

Romans 11: 33-34

[Alvin Moss]

In America, we are not allowed to shoot communists.

They don't even let us shoot Mexicans anymore.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

As some of you might know I live in Finland. Sir Elmer's prayer has been really hard thing for me and it has tested my faith. Bless You, Sir Elmer, for that!!!
My grandfather, who was born in Holy America, has shot many Soviet commies very much dead during the WW2. We have rejoiced that for years. And Mr Putin has been on the commie side when Soviet Union existed. That is why I had some difficulties to accept that this is a right thing to do.

However, I now believe that Brother Valodja has seen the light and is really GOD'S MIGHTY WEAPON! Thank you LORD!!!

Isaiah 6: 9-13

I have no doubt - I join Sir Elmer's prayers!!!

Romans 11: 33-34

Thank you, our Friend of eskimo descent. I am glad that you got your priorities right, albeit after contemplation. I am sure your mature way of doing Bible study was helpful!

Regarding you family history and the current spirito-political situation you must also find comfort in this rousing verse:


Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.



For it may be, that your Godly opinions will not gain you prestige in your own life until the invasion we're praying for takes place. Thereafter, I'm certain, you'll be a valuable asset to the new regime. Worry not, Friend! It's all in God's wonderful master plan. I'm sure the invasion will be quick and relatively bloodless as these sorry excuses for countries will probably be able to resist God's Armies only for some minutes, hours at best!

Ezekiel 37:10
So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them, and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great army.


Glory!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[AnettK]

If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by AnettK

If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...

You're confused. President Putin is as Christian as the day is long, dear. If you take a quick look at his public policies, you'll see naught but but an appeal to God's Righteousness.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by AnettK

If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...

Brother Vladimir Putin, who is the Godliest President in the world, is not just a Christian, he is also a personal friend of Jesus.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Brother Vladimir Putin, who is the Godliest President in the world, is not just a Christian, he is also a personal friend of Jesus.

Amen, Brother. President Brother Vladimir Putin is the first God fearing Christian to ever rule Russia. He acts in the Lord's interests in furtherance of His work.

I join you in this prayer and I believe that we are on the verge of the day that Brother Vladimir will invade those savages and smite them into submission to God's will.

His will be done.

[Elmer G. White]

Friends,

We've been praying for this now for a few months and, as always, God answers True Christian™ prayers. Mr. Putin has started his offensive in a subtle and inconspicious manner. His submarines are surveying the situation and we can expect troops any day now, I presume. I am also almost sure that all this is connected to the End of Days. At last, we can breathe freely the air of LIBERATION.

Habakkuk 3:16
When I heard, my belly trembled; my lips quivered at the voice: rottenness entered into my bones, and I trembled in myself, that I might rest in the day of trouble: when he cometh up unto the people, he will invade them with his troops.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Preacher.be]

I was false about Mr Putin.... He should clean the world with Jesus beside him it's the only true Republican in Eurosodom

[WashedWithHisBlood]

I rather pray for the KGB hellspawn to invade China. I truly can't stand those rude- transexual dog eating subhuman slants..

[BrotherLarry]

I join everyone's prayers that the Godly Putin rides shirtless into battle against the stench that is Estonia and Finland, and that the flag of CHRIST is risen high in those lands.

Oh, Heavenly Father, as You have given Vladimir Putin the pectorals of a Christian Soldier, may they not be pierced by sword or ordnance, but rather stand up against the wiles of satan and her minions.

Thank You, JESUS! HALLELUJAH!

What exciting times in which we live, when we can call down the wrath of GOD on those that would fail to do His bidding. Make us Your servants and slaves, Father God, and strike down all that oppose Your Holy Plan. AMEN!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

And now Brother President Putin has started to send his air forces on reconnaissance missions over the Atlantic, the Baltic and the Black Sea, and something called the "Norwegian Sea" - did anyone know they even had one?

It looks as though these sorties may have been intended as a distraction from his real target!

A spokesman stressed there had been no violation of Nato airspace – as there was last week when a Russian spy plane briefly crossed Estonia’s border.

Then, only yesterday, he sought to deceive the hapless Estonians once more by sending one of his magnificent Russian Bears on a sortie over the UK.

Unless there is something we don't know (maybe faulty Chinese-made navigation equipment?) it looks as though we may be about to see some action from Brother Vladimir at last.

Thank you, !

[GeorgeFranklin]

A heathen Orthadox bans homosexuality and now he's a savior. There is much delusion going on here.

And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

2 Thessalonians 2 - 11

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by GeorgeFranklin

A heathen Orthadox bans homosexuality and now he's a savior. There is much delusion going on here...

Mrs. Franklin,

I understand that in matters of Faith you are ignorant and do not necessarily wish to offend Jesus! But you do...

Ephesians 4:18 Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart:

LBC has followed the career of Mr. Putin for years and after very careful scrutiny, our Department of Faith has published several threads that can illuminate the facts about him to the unsaved, such as you. Our Sister Basilissa has previously gathered up the most relevant evidence for the lazy unsaved persons' benefit as follows:

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Don't you know that Putin is a true Republican hero? Don't you realize that Putin should have receive the Nobel Peace Prize instead of that black boy who lives in the White House? Are you not aware that Putin might be the only hope for America? Don't you understand that Putin and Palin are a match made in Heaven? Don't you know that Putin is more trustworthy than the American president?

Brother Putin is a visionary well ahead of our times, and in fact he is the new Nixon.

I'm praying for you as well as continuing my prayers for Mr. Putin, a close personal friend of Jesus Christ our Savior!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

PS: The name of the denomination is "Orthodox", not "Orthadox".