[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Benny Hinn had a successful fund drive for his small Gulfstream. The handle used to bring in money was:

DOVE ONE

Let's keep working on this.

Do we need a fund-raiser? Don't we have already have the money invested somewhere by our joo financial advisers?
In other words, let's just go and order it. We can sort out the finer details of fit out while we wait for its delivery.

[Jim Farmer]

OK, we don't.

I've started a campaign thermometer which I will update as the funds are raised. Let's try to raise it all by a couple of days after Easter. $3 million has already been raised of the $86 million required. Please forward your donations to the Freehold office. (It would be appreciated if you could indicate your personal donations in this thread too)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have a 45 minute slot reserved for a multifacted visual presentation to the Congregation on why I need a new plane. Both on Palm Sunday and Easter.

That should cover it.

[Elmer G. White]

Brother Jim,

In addition to my contributions in the design of this vehicle I'm happy to tell you that I've transferred $1320 for this fundraiser. From now on me and my family shall also be preaching on Sundays at a local charity where they distribute food aid.

Luke 21:2-3
And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites. And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all:



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Thank you for your donation Brother Elmer. Please keep us informed of how much the food aid charity and its benefactors donate.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Airbus for the Afterlife?

I'm really having a hard time with this and hope LBC members can help out.

Can we work on the wording? Calling it a "bus" just sounds... poor.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Can we work on the wording? Calling it a "bus" just sounds... poor.

Yes, "bus" will not work for fundraising or will it reflect properly the persona of our powerful preacher, Pastor Zeke.

My thinking has been going in a couple of different directions. One is to combine the word "white", as in the white race, with something powerful, as in "eagle". In this case, Pastor Zeke's aircraft would be named the WHITE EAGLE.

Then, I had the thought it should have the word, "Jesus", in the name. The handle, JESUS JET, might work.

But, others might have better ideas so the Committee will continue to encourage suggestions.

[Freddy Osborne]

It is painfully obvious that Obummer is extremely jealous of our beloved Pastor Zeke. Why else would Air Force one suddenly need an upgrade?

I hope the American people are paying attention.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/29...air-force-one/

"The Pentagon is considering spending billions of dollars on three new Boeing 747s to use as Air Force One, the aircraft that shuttles the United States president.

According to CBS News, the current Air Force One fleet is getting old, and the U.S. military says it’s time for a new generation to carry future commanders in chief."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Yes, "bus" will not work for fundraising or will it reflect properly the persona of our powerful preacher, Pastor Zeke.

My thinking has been going in a couple of different directions. One is to combine the word "white", as in the white race, with something powerful, as in "eagle". In this case, Pastor Zeke's aircraft would be named the WHITE EAGLE.

Then, I had the thought it should have the word, "Jesus", in the name. The handle, JESUS JET, might work.

But, others might have better ideas so the Committee will continue to encourage suggestions.

I like it. This could be my plane theme song.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne

It is painfully obvious that Obummer is extremely jealous of our beloved Pastor Zeke. Why else would Air Force one suddenly need an upgrade?

I hope the American people are paying attention.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/29...air-force-one/

"The Pentagon is considering spending billions of dollars on three new Boeing 747s to use as Air Force One, the aircraft that shuttles the United States president.

According to CBS News, the current Air Force One fleet is getting old, and the U.S. military says it’s time for a new generation to carry future commanders in chief."

Maybe we should purchase the old Air Force One, not of course for Pastor Zeke's use, but to prevent Creflo from getting his dirty little pie-stealing black hands on it. We could strip it of its security features and install them on Zeke's plane and then on-sell AF1 privately to a buyer of our choice.

Now a reminder, we need some donors today. Who will receive Jesus' blessing today for giving money for the White Eagle? If we can raise 2 million tonight, we should be on target.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Thank you for your donation Brother Elmer. Please keep us informed of how much the food aid charity and its benefactors donate.

Brother Jim,

Great news! I am happy to tell you that the people at the Charity and the nearby streets donated a total of $213.87 last Sunday. Our family will be visiting this charity regularly for the time being and I'm quite sure that additional donations will be forthcoming.

1 Timothy 1:5
Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

I believe there has been too much talk and too little jet airplane buying. I hold that we should talk to the Jews this very morning and obtain financing at a favorable rate. Also, I have withheld comment on this subject until now. I am not an expert on jet airplanes and have no opinion as to which should be purchased, but I believe that the subject of armaments for this jet airplane is of more import than the actual brand of jet airplane.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I like it. This could be my plane theme song.

This is good stuff, Pastor Ezekiel. It sounds tailored to your missions of healing Africa and restoring it to its Christian roots before Charles Darwin brought them witchcraft and sorcery as means to spreading AIDS and other forms of biological warfare. "With healing in her wings," should be the name of the song. If you want me to rewrite it so that it can become the church's intellectual property, I only need to insert your and Jesus' name in place of the female pronouns Mr. Ashcroft has dirtied up the song with.

The vision of darkies burning their own traditional shamans against a twilight African skyline in the name of Jesus to this music brings a saintly tear to my eye. By the way, that check for 6 million from the Christian Children's Fund just came in so we can put that towards the aircraft.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

This is good stuff, Pastor Ezekiel. It sounds tailored to your missions of healing Africa and restoring it to its Christian roots before Charles Darwin brought them witchcraft and sorcery as means to spreading AIDS and other forms of biological warfare. "With healing in her wings," should be the name of the song. If you want me to rewrite it so that it can become the church's intellectual property, I only need to insert your and Jesus' name in place of the female pronouns Mr. Ashcroft has dirtied up the song with.

Thank you for offering to fix up the lyrics after John Ashcroft did us all a disservice, Brother Billy Bob. Perhaps you could insert Zeke's aircraft name, White Eagle, in the lyrics somewhere.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Brother Jim,Great news! I am happy to tell you that the people at the Charity and the nearby streets donated a total of $213.87 last Sunday. Our family will be visiting this charity regularly for the time being and I'm quite sure that additional donations will be forthcoming.

We won't reject such a paltry amount, but those homeless 'friends' of yours are surely hell-bound if that's all they can collectively come up with.

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

By the way, that check for 6 million from the Christian Children's Fund just came in so we can put that towards the aircraft.

That's more like it! Thank you Brother Billy Bob. Jesus smiles favorably on you.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I have to digress a moment to tell you what we on the Committee chuckled about at our last meeting. We were working on the ventilated cigar room we're planning for Pastor Zeke and whoever he invites into that room.

Someone pointed out that If Creflo Dollar lights up in his tiny jet, everyone will start coughing.

[Jim Farmer]

[Freddy Osborne]

Sorry folks but I'm still waiting to hear back from that tv banker about the reverse mortgage on my beach condo. But that joo fellar Hank Winkler said I would definitely here something back before the end of the week.

In the meantime, I still have the week of Memorial Day open if anyone is interested.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Des

I'll be damned if I'm going to let our beloved Pastor be one-upped by a Darkie mumbo-jumbo mumbler! To borrow from the Jive terminology, God gotta represent, Word!


I have $17 million in my bug-out bag that I'm dropping off this evening. Then I'm dusting off the old Revival tent and hitting the road this spring. I'm not going to stop pushing the Faith until we have the money to get our Pastor a plane worthy of a True Representative of the One True God. Glory!

Brother Jim,

Have we neglected this very generous offer by Brother Des? While I think that my new homeless acquaintances did very well with their donations, perhaps we should still accept Mr. Des's charitable contribution?

Colossians 3:14
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Brother Jim,

Have we neglected this very generous offer by Brother Des? While I think that my new homeless acquaintances did very well with their donations, perhaps we should still accept Mr. Des's charitable contribution?

Colossians 3:14
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for raising this, Brother Elmer. I have been investigating what happened to his promised very generous donation. There was no trace of it with the Bank. He said he would "drop it off". Presumably, that meant the office.

But finding Granny July is like trying to find an Englishman when they're giving away free soap. Eventually, I found her at her home. Apparently, she'd lost her spectacles and thought the contents of the bag were kitty litter. So her damned cats were peeing and pooping all over it.



Anyway, there was $16 million of it untainted which is now in my possession. The $1 million in pee and poop stained notes, (and do they stink!) are still with Granny July. She has been instructed to wash them individually and hang them out to dry, just as soon as the Freehold Security team can make it to her house to prevent any stray nigra taking a shine to them.

So, thank you Brother Des. That was most generous of you! (I think that will entitle you to one of the private suites on board)