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Default They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 02:08 PM
As you may or may not have noticed, I have been absent from the discussions on this forum for some time and have only recently started posting. The reason for this is that I was in a car accident a little over a week ago.

While this is not an uncommon occurance (on a larger scale I mean), I fear that the circumstances may be darker than they at first sound...

I was on my way to a sunday service at a nearby baptist church I have started attending. As I was turning into the church parking lot I was suddenly struck in the rear left corner! Now, I drive a jeep, a car which are not exactly known for its low center of gravity. My vehicle rolled twice (I have no top or doors on the jeep) and ended up in a ditch off the side of the road.

Through the protection of God, I sustained only very minor injuries -- my head struck the pavement and I was knocked unconscious but no serious harm was caused and I am almost back to perfect health.

As for the car that struck me...let me just say as an ex-satanist that it takes one to know one and the situation stank of satanic activity. When I came to, my cross was broken and lying next to me. I can only assume they left me for dead.

It has always been a constant fear that my abandonment of sin would come back to haunt me and I believe that it finally has. I don't know where or when they will strike next and have thus barricaded myself in my home until I have fully recovered.

Brothers and sisters, I am in dire need of your help. Satanist fight dirty and tend to be relentless once they have decided to hurt someone.

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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 02:14 PM
Read your signature!

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 02:33 PM
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Read your signature!
Good point, Brother Mayfield.

I have forgotten that God will take care of His own

My only concern is that if they do me in, I cannot continue to do they Lord's work here on earth.

I know that God has a plan, but for all we know that plan includes me taking the proper measures towards my own self preservation.

What would you suggest I do?

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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 02:52 PM
Is your will in order, just in case? It is made out to the church right?

Matthew:
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 02:56 PM
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Is your will in order, just in case? It is made out to the church right?
I am in the process of establishing my will; it takes a while not doing so in person so it's slow going. A precaution, but one that is well warrented when dealing with Satanists.

Naturally, I left everything to Landover though I don't have much.....Do you really think it will come to that?

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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 03:17 PM
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I am in the process of establishing my will; it takes a while not doing so in person so it's slow going. A precaution, but one that is well warrented when dealing with Satanists.

Naturally, I left everything to Landover though I don't have much.....Do you really think it will come to that?
Next to the will do you have the most in important thing every Christian should have; a gun? I know back in your amoral, baby killing Satanist days it never occurred to you to have a firearm but you need one now.


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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-18-2008, 05:28 PM
Brother EHM, Mr. Thyme has asked me to offer you his assistance in obtaining a firearm for no charge, as he abhors seeing a fellow Christian in peril. He has a well-hidden cache a fine collection from which you may choose. Please PM me to make the arrangements.

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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-19-2008, 09:01 AM
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Next to the will do you have the most in important thing every Christian should have; a gun? I know back in your amoral, baby killing Satanist days it never occurred to you to have a firearm but you need one now.
Well, I had a gun, but I always carried it with me and it was missing when I woke up after striking my head it was missing; no doubt taken to be melted down by some PETA wackjobs.

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Brother EHM, Mr. Thyme has asked me to offer you his assistance in obtaining a firearm for no charge, as he abhors seeing a fellow Christian in peril. He has a well-hidden cache a fine collection from which you may choose. Please PM me to make the arrangements.
That does mean I am in currently in the market for a new one. Sister Thyme, I would be greatly in your debt if you could help me in that department -- damn liberals put a black mark on my files, against the best efforts of my joo lawyer, so buying one is out of the question. I hope that won't cause any problems?

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Default Re: They've Finally Come Looking For Me!!!! - 06-26-2008, 05:32 PM
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Well, I had a gun, but I always carried it with me and it was missing when I woke up after striking my head it was missing; no doubt taken to be melted down by some PETA wackjobs.
Did those monsters take your shoes, too?

I hear their latest thing is "emancipating" various leather goods. Like a pair of Nunn Bush oxfords is going to know how to survive in the wild!!

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Did those monsters take your shoes, too?
I'm pretty sure they just wanted to melt down his gun in order to huff it. You might think that no-one could possibly be dumb enough to snort the fumes coming off a melting gun in order to try and get a "buzz", but if so, you've obviously never dealt with PETArds.

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