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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-18-2015, 08:55 PM
I can't tell if this site is a *VILE LANGUAGE* or if you're actually serious? Are you all so hate-filled and truly disgusting? From my understanding you're a) vile people b) idiots and c) *VILE LANGUAGE*.
I'm a proud gay man - and you can all *INDECENT SUGGESTION*, and it's not like it matters *UNFOUNDED CLAIMS*. The only judgement is the one you face in life - and I *NOT FIT FOR CHRISTIAN EYES*.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-18-2015, 08:59 PM
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I can't tell if this site is a *VILE LANGUAGE* or if you're actually serious? Are you all so hate-filled and truly disgusting? From my understanding you're a) vile people b) idiots and c) *VILE LANGUAGE*.
I'm a proud gay man - and you can all *INDECENT SUGGESTION*, and it's not like it matters *UNFOUNDED CLAIMS*. The only judgement is the one you face in life - and I *NOT FIT FOR CHRISTIAN EYES*.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-18-2015, 09:15 PM
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Indeed, Sister. These "proud gays" are nothing but hoodlums and bullies. May Jesus ravage this "man's" anus with Advanced Aides, to the Glory of God.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-19-2015, 06:17 AM
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I can't tell if this site is a *VILE LANGUAGE* or if you're actually serious? Are you all so hate-filled and truly disgusting? From my understanding you're a) vile people b) idiots and c) *VILE LANGUAGE*.
I'm a proud gay man - and you can all *INDECENT SUGGESTION*, and it's not like it matters *UNFOUNDED CLAIMS*. The only judgement is the one you face in life - and I *NOT FIT FOR CHRISTIAN EYES*.
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That limp-wristed tirade just validated everything negative Jesus ever had to say on the subject of those who choose to pack fudge. Nice work!
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-24-2015, 01:50 PM
AIDS is a virus, you cannot cure a virus and it's not homosexuals causing the disease.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-24-2015, 01:51 PM
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AIDS is a virus, you cannot cure a virus and it's not homosexuals causing the disease.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-24-2015, 04:25 PM
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AIDS is a virus, you cannot cure a virus and it's not homosexuals causing the disease.
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GOD gave all the Homofaquals the AIDS. God can cure them, but first the Queerbees need to stop being rectal sex perverts.
You may of noticed that the number of people with The AIDS has dropped dramitcally as has the amount of gaybois walking around. This is from the AIDS getting rid of them, FastPassing® them to Hell and then the few smarter ones, quitting the gaydeathsyle and becoming normal Christians.
Simple math that even you can understand. "Less queers, More Christian", sort of like that Christian beer commercial.
In the last three months, I have not met a single ladyboy anywhere along I80.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-24-2015, 11:19 PM
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Oh, You just don't have faith.
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Faith has nothing to do with it. it is a fact that AIDS can't be cured and can transmit and start from anybody regardless of sexual orientation or race or ect.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-24-2015, 11:24 PM
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Faith has nothing to do with it. it is a fact that AIDS can't be cured and can transmit and start from anybody regardless of sexual orientation or race or ect.
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Not true. I have True Faith™, and I don't have the Aids.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 12:19 AM
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Faith has nothing to do with it. it is a fact that AIDS can't be cured
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I'm guessing you've never heard of the Berlin patient.
What is it so appealing about sharing the extent of your ignorance with the whole world? If you kept your mouth shut, we would never know that you were an idiot.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Over the years, Pastor Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist church and I have become pretty good Facebook friends. He invited me to attend a special semon on homosexuals. So, I flew down to Tempe Arizona and met the good Pastor.
I was lucky enough to have a front row seat and you can watch the entire sermon here where Pastor Anderson excitedly talks about homosexuals for over an hour. Then he let the bomb drop, Pastor Anderson has the cure for the AID!!!!!
Just wipe out the entire gay population!!!
I also wanted to point out another part of his sermon that particularity spoke to me. Look, there are fluffy bunny Church's popping up everywhere who allow fags in their doors. Hey queer? Try getting through the doors of Landover or Faithful Word, you'll be thrown out on your sodomite rears. We both have a NO-HOMO policy. Watch him explain it here.
God bless you Pastor Anderson.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 04:25 AM
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Faith has nothing to do with it. it is a fact that AIDS can't be cured and can transmit and start from anybody regardless of sexual orientation or race or ect.
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Only homosexuals, dope fiends and other Democrats have the AIDS. They are hated by God and this is their reward. Why do you think anybody can get it?
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 04:26 AM
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Shakespeare > The lady doth protest too much
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 11:30 AM
Why not you people stop reading your bibles for one second and read a high school text book. AIDS is a disease that can transfer by blood to blood contact, breast milk, and sexual fluids. This means ANYONE can get AIDS if they came in contact via the above bodily fluids.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
Why not you people stop reading your bibles for one second and read a high school text book. AIDS is a disease that can transfer by blood to blood contact, breast milk, and sexual fluids. This means ANYONE can get AIDS if they came in contact via the above bodily fluids.
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Dear Mr. Burp,
I've just put my cherished Bible on the side for a minute to answer you, as requested. Of course contagious demons can be 1) transmitted through bodily fluids, 2) touching unclean persons, and 3) via the air; or they can 4) germinate ex nihilo as a response to sinful acts, the most common of which and ever increasing is sodomy.
Now I'm back with my Bible. It is clear that the AIDS contagion is a new form of Biblical leprosy. God knows how to approach people with this repulsive disease.
Leviticus 13:43-46
Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, [if] the rising of the sore [be] white reddish in his bald head, or in his bald forehead, as the leprosy appeareth in the skin of the flesh;
He is a leprous man, he [is] unclean: the priest shall pronounce him utterly unclean; his plague [is] in his head.
And the leper in whom the plague [is], his clothes shall be rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.
All the days wherein the plague [shall be] in him he shall be defiled; he [is] unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp [shall] his habitation [be].
In addition to this, God and Jesus also made it clear that there is a way to heal this vile condition by prayer and blind Faith. You must believe in Jesus Christ and cast away your disgusting ways that displease God. That is a simple and effective cure. I'm all the time wondering why so many modern lepers refuse this treatment.
Revelation 16:9
And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
Quod erat demonstrandum!
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
AIDS is a virus, you cannot cure a virus and it's not homosexuals causing the disease.
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aids can be cured with enough scientific medicine and research probably but certainly not by getting rid of the lgbtqa+ population. straight people spread the disease as well.
anyway, i'm not quite so sure how everyone's going to round up all the lgbtqa+ individuals anyway. they're pretty good at hiding their identities, to be honest. unless you make some sort of concentration camp for them which, if agreeable, only shows how fascist the people on this site actually are and they probably would support nazi ideas.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 09:49 PM
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aids can be cured with enough scientific medicine and research probably but certainly not by getting rid of the lgbtqa+ population. straight people spread the disease as well.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
02-25-2015, 10:26 PM
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aids can be cured with enough scientific medicine and research probably but certainly not by getting rid of the lgbtqa+ population. straight people spread the disease as well.
anyway, i'm not quite so sure how everyone's going to round up all the lgbtqa+ individuals anyway. they're pretty good at hiding their identities, to be honest.
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Think we haven't thought of that? Huh queer? All True Christians™ have access to the jesOS Gayface Recognition App® ver 3.12. There were some unfortunate mis-stonings in previous versions - but we're pretty sure we've fixed that.
Oh, one more thing. The next time you compare us to Nazi's, I'll be showing you the door. Nazi's associated with catholics...THE WHORES OF BABYLON!!! Papist SCUM are not Christians.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
04-23-2017, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Over the years, Pastor Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist church and I have become pretty good Facebook friends. He invited me to attend a special semon on homosexuals. So, I flew down to Tempe Arizona and met the good Pastor.
I was lucky enough to have a front row seat and you can watch the entire sermon here where Pastor Anderson excitedly talks about homosexuals for over an hour. Then he let the bomb drop, Pastor Anderson has the cure for the AID!!!!!
Just wipe out the entire gay population!!!
I also wanted to point out another part of his sermon that particularity spoke to me. Look, there are fluffy bunny Church's popping up everywhere who allow fags in their doors. Hey queer? Try getting through the doors of Landover or Faithful Word, you'll be thrown out on your sodomite rears. We both have a NO-HOMO policy. Watch him explain it here.
God bless you Pastor Anderson.
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You really got touched by the guy.
But according to WHO:
24% of the infected are heterosexuals. So, if you eliminate the gay, the AIDS will still be propagated for the heteros.
Sorry for lowering you to the earth, but your friend pastor is a bullshitter.
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! -
04-23-2017, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholicgoober
You really got touched by the guy.
But according to WHO:
24% of the infected are heterosexuals. So, if you eliminate the gay, the AIDS will still be propagated for the heteros.
Sorry for lowering you to the earth, but your friend pastor is a bullsh_tter.
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Oh, no! Statistics! We are doomed!
Also, who the heck is WHO?
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