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Default greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:26 PM
I will start by saying that i am not christian at all, and that i do not really believe in any religion. please accepted this, since everyone should have right to say what on there mind. and with those word in mind, then go ahead read about me.

I liked to keep my name to myself so please call me grim or smile I can roll with both, I am 21, and I live on the other side of the planet. I am girl, who studies web coding on my first year, where I come from doesn't matter. I mentions before, I am not religious, so please don't force it on me, because I can respect anyone who has a religion, I just don't like to get pushed into one. I am spiritual and I hope that people can respect that fact, if not, then it your own problem, I am not here to solved and I don't wish to know if you feel hurt about it.

I don't really have much else to tell, I just joined the site to meet people with other religious believes to see if we could have talk or a chat. But if that isn't the case, then just move on, make life easy for me.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:28 PM
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I will start by saying that i am not christian at all, and that i do not really believe in any religion. please accepted this, since everyone should have right to say what on there mind. and with those word in mind, then go ahead read about me.

I liked to keep my name to myself so please call me grim or smile I can roll with both, I am 21, and I live on the other side of the planet. I am girl, who studies web coding on my first year, where I come from doesn't matter. I mentions before, I am not religious, so please don't force it on me, because I can respect anyone who has a religion, I just don't like to get pushed into one. I am spiritual and I hope that people can respect that fact, if not, then it your own problem, I am not here to solved and I don't wish to know if you feel hurt about it.

I don't really have much else to tell, I just joined the site to meet people with other religious believes to see if we could have talk or a chat. But if that isn't the case, then just move on, make life easy for me.
Welcome to God's favourite forum, young lady. What does spiritual mean?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:36 PM
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Welcome to God's favourite forum, young lady. What does spiritual mean?

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It means that I believe in the afterlife, not like in heaven and hell, but in ghost and sprites that still walks the earth after they have past away. I theme, I am more open to the idea ghost, spirits and to some part I even believe in demons.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:39 PM
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It means that I believe in the afterlife, not like in heaven and hell, but in ghost and sprites that still walks the earth after they have past away. I theme, I am more open to the idea ghost, spirits and to some part I even believe in demons.
But why would you beleive in something that has no evidence for it?

That boggles the mind? Do all Demarkians have such irrational beliefs?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:45 PM
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But why would you beleive in something that has no evidence for it?

That boggles the mind? Do all Demarkians have such irrational beliefs?

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Danes please, sorry I don't like when people call us by the wrong word.

And no, I can't answer for all danish people, we are mix culture and with that comes mixed believes. Some hare christian, some into Hinduism, some into Islam, and some ain't religious at all.

It real up the person, I just have my view on what I believe in, and I have been though almost every religion that allowed in Denmark. It in our law that we can believe in what we want to here.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:50 PM
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... since everyone should have right to say what on there mind...
Then you must agree that others have a right to tell them when their beliefs are based on ignorance and fear, such as your belief in ghosts.

What greater hell could there be than be stuck on this planet forever, watching humankind lurch from tragedy to disaster, and not have the least ability to do anything about it?

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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:51 PM
I was more so getting to the reason for your belief in a spirit world if there is no evidence to support your assertion.

The Bible tells us that all spirits are simply Satan's influence: where do you get your ideas about spirits and the afterlife from if not the Bible(KJV1611)?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:55 PM
Please be aware that Mr Much is an atheist and thus will no doubt lie to you to bring you to his religion (yes atheism is a religion).

Atheist like nothing more than to bring people from the conditional love of Jesus Christ or to make them decide to be a homersexual.

Do not trust an atheist.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 06:57 PM
Welcome, AGS, and thank you for your candor, as to what you believe and don't believe. You state that you don't "believe in any religion." I assume that to mean you have not accepted Jesus as your sole means to inherit God's kingdom.

True Christianity is not actually a "religion" but a life choice: choice to accept the fact that we humans (including you "web coders") are badly-flawed creatures who need saving from ourselves.

Believing in spirits, God, etc. does not earn you any brownie points.

Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble. - James 2:19

But, you can build on that belief. Coming to this forum indicates you are hungry - hungry for spiritual truth, and thirsty for living water, which is a metaphor for Jesus.

Here's a thread, to assist you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=107365

God bless.

Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. - Psalm 46:10
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 07:06 PM
*sights*

I am not here to start a thing, because I really get the feeling that people try to start thing.

As to that I only came here because I was told to have respect for people with different religions, I was not trying to be disrespectful nor did I want anyone to be disrespectful to me. Sorry it really sounds like that the by the way that you all, running me over at some point.

And no, I did not come here to find Jesus or anything like that. I just want to meet people with views on religion and stuff like that, also because I have my ow questions to religion, and yes i know that it also a lifestyle, but that doesn't mean that it my lifestyle.
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I just want to meet people with views on religion and stuff like that, also because I have my ow questions to religion, and yes i know that it also a lifestyle, but that doesn't mean that it my lifestyle.
Then you have come to right place. Nobody is closer to Jesus than a True Christian™ so if you have any questions please ask away.

DO NOT trust any unSaved Trash on this site. They will hate you for being a child of God.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 08:07 PM
So you're a sticky beak?

Well, perhaps you would be interested in drawing? If so, perhaps you could draw a knight Template for Rodrigus. Rodrigus is a Missycan person and he wants to know about Templates. He has a thread here about Knight Templates. Perhaps you could help him, get to know each other and share a spirit.

Do you like cosplay? If so I have someone else for you to meet.

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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 08:21 PM
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Then you have come to right place. Nobody is closer to Jesus than a True Christian™ so if you have any questions please ask away.

DO NOT trust any unSaved Trash on this site. They will hate you for being a child of God.

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.

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I have always wondered, if God is real? Then why does he allow all of this evil on earth, I mean war, sickness, terror and all that stuff, if he is this all powerful being then why doesn't he stop it?
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Do you have the AIDS, yet?

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 08:28 PM
No, I have safe sex, condoms you know.
for some other time, please keep comments about my sex life out of the board, IT PRIVATE! please respect that, thank you!
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Default Re: greetings - 10-15-2015, 08:29 PM
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I have always wondered, if God is real? Then why does he allow all of this evil on earth, I mean war, sickness, terror and all that stuff, if he is this all powerful being then why doesn't he stop it?
Who are you to judge what is evil or wrong if you hate God?

You see young lady, you have no moral code or worldview if you shun your Creator and His precious instructions in His Word on how to be a normal and decent person. Without God, you are corrupt and your soul is hopelessly stained with darkness. You are PART of the evil that you think you understand.

Will you get on your knees today, and take all He has to offer deep inside you? Let Him fill you with His burning hot love for you? We can help you become the good person He wants you to be!

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Who are you to judge what is evil or wrong if you hate God?

You see young lady, you have no moral code or worldview if you shun your Creator and His precious instructions in His Word on how to be a normal and decent person. Without God, you are corrupt and your soul is hopelessly stained with darkness. You are PART of the evil that you think you understand.

Will you get on your knees today, and take all He has to offer deep inside you? Let Him fill you with His burning hot love for you? We can help you become the good person He wants you to be!

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So your saying that I can't question something that know that humanity has created?

And unlike most I did not need a man made book to teach me moral, I learned it from the experiences that had I live, simple!
Not that I going to get into great detail about how miserable my life has been/is, because that not thing that everybody needs to know about. However I can say that my moral was made from the people that was and is around me, and it might not be the best at times, but I am satisfied with how it is.
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No, I have safe sex, condoms you know.
So you lied to us? You're a man? Lying is a terrible sin.
You realise nothing is private before God don't you? This is Gods forum.

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So you lied to us? You're a man? Lying is a terrible sin.
You realise nothing is private before God don't you? This is Gods forum.

I wan't to love you, I truly do. But not before Jesus does.
no I am saying that my boyfriend does!
but female condoms also existed.
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I have always wondered, if God is real? Then why does he allow all of this evil on earth, I mean war, sickness, terror and all that stuff, if he is this all powerful being then why doesn't he stop it?
Free Will, friend! Jesus knows what's in our hearts (Jeremiah 17:10), but He still allows us to formulate those thoughts and ideas and desires and hopes and fears, and then He rewards or punishes us accordingly (Romans 2:6). What kind of world would it be if you were compelled to love Jesus, and not given the free choice to? Do you not see that as controlling and manipulative and not at all merciful?

But Jesus is the epitome of mercy! You see, He knows our sins, even the ones that appear as passing fancy in a daydream (Matthew 5:27-28). He knows that our offense unto the LORD is infinite (as He is an Infinitely Holy God, and we are naught but fleshy bags of sin and debauchery by nature). And He knows that there is no way we can never remedy this situation ourselves, and so He took on the due punishment for us! Jesus Christ accepted a temporary death in anticipation of our eternal gratitude and worship! He didn't have to, but He did!

You are not required to love Him back, but if you do, the rewards are great! If you do not, the consequences are dastardly. And this is called "sin." And this is why there is evil in the world - people who don't love Jesus are evil and make the rest of us suffer.

Wouldn't you like to stop making the world evil and be a part of it's healing? Why not consider joining the church today! Today is a great day for Redemption!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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