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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-03-2008, 03:59 PM
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* Get your rotten Teeth fixed. You can't speak God's American English with a mouth full of moldy Pegs.
* Go to American English lessons. It's the only way that Jesus will understand your Prayers.
* Eat a lot more food. Especially American fast food. There are additives in American food that will have you reaching out for your Bible.
Oh here we go again, i'm English so I must have bad teeth. You people on this site are so far up your own arses that you don't realise over a third of the world hates America. There are some words for you to choke upon.
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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-04-2008, 12:40 PM
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Oh here we go again, i'm English so I must have bad teeth. You people on this site are so far up your own arses that you don't realise over a third of the world hates America. There are some words for you to choke upon.
We do not choke on your hatred, it tasts sweet to us. We are blessed by your very persecution!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Thank you for proving us right. Jesus always wins!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 06:57 PM
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We do not choke on your hatred, it tasts sweet to us. We are blessed by your very persecution!
As i am by yours
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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 07:01 PM
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You don't realise over a third of the world hates America. There are some words for you to choke upon.
Wow, we're down to 1/3 now? What have we been doing wrong?

(I think you meant to write "choke up on".

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 07:38 PM
It's probably the same third that we write checks to. They hate being beholden to the hind tit of the US!

Kind of emasculating, don't you think limey?

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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 08:46 PM
Not really Redneck
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We would all appreciate it if you could refrain from calling us names. Try acting like a grown up for a change.

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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 10:21 PM
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We would all appreciate it if you could refrain from calling us names. Try acting like a grown up for a change.
I would appreciate it if you all refrain from calling me names. Try acting like grown ups for a change.
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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-10-2008, 10:57 PM
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* Get your rotten Teeth fixed. You can't speak God's American English with a mouth full of moldy Pegs.
* Go to American English lessons. It's the only way that Jesus will understand your Prayers.
* Eat a lot more food. Especially American fast food. There are additives in American food that will have you reaching out for your Bible.

Praise Him.

There is no Gods American English. OUR American English was created by African American rapping posers.
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I would appreciate it if you all refrain from calling me names. Try acting like grown ups for a change.
Please point out to me where I called you any names.

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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 02-11-2008, 07:56 PM
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Please point out to me where I called you any names.
Not you personally, but other people on this forum.
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Default Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH - 07-22-2008, 09:28 AM
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Just who do you think you are, coming to God's Favorite Forum and assuming you can give True Christians orders?
True Christians?
- Don't make me laugh.
I'm not giving you orders I'm just trying to explain how wrong you are.
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