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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
09-11-2010, 09:59 AM
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It seems like they also offer longer lengths.
Making it even more modest!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
09-11-2010, 11:01 AM
If only such sensible swimwear was available for men.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
09-11-2010, 12:56 PM
They say that you can special order a bathing suit, with that, I bet that you can even cover the upper arms!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
09-11-2010, 01:15 PM
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They say that you can special order a bathing suit, with that, I bet that you can even cover the upper arms!
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Well I hope that is the case! That can wait until next summer though now I suppose. I do like that large button detail on the skirt though! It makes quite a striking and dare I say it, attractive fashion statement.
Are you contemplating picking up a few, Miss CanadianHeart?
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
09-11-2010, 05:14 PM
I'm not sure. I do not know how to swim, and I am scared of deep water. Maybe if I get a baby pool, I will consider it. But then I'd order a whole batch of it for all the women in my family!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
05-29-2011, 02:43 PM
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Jesus wants you to be properly ashamed of your naked body. Surely even a drunken harlot like yourself would realize this.
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why the hell should she be ashamed of herself?! there is absolutely no need to be.. i would rather wear a normal swimsuit than this..... thing.. -.-''
u guys r all crazy...
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05-29-2011, 05:25 PM
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why the hell should she be ashamed of herself?! there is absolutely no need to be.. i would rather wear a normal swimsuit than this..... thing.. -.-''
u guys r all crazy...
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And YOU are an illiterate whore! Learn to type proper American English before you start trying to tell Christians how to live their lives!
I'm sure you're one of those sluts that prances around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside, with your ample breasts bouncing this way and that, your erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
05-29-2011, 05:46 PM
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u guys r all crazy...
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-06-2011, 08:14 AM
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I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
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so someone who was a homosexual but not says is not wont burn in hell but someone who never was or will be, but skinny dips will?!? yeah, how convenient, did jesus, god, personally tell him that he's ok, of he's saying that if you live in sin up to the day you die but u repent or convert just before you do then its all nice and dandy... hypocrites... twisting everything to their liking.. laughable.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-06-2011, 08:21 AM
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Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.
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exactly to the point, its a good explanation for it, they think it too otherwise they wouldnt know so precisely what crosses ones mind when in those situations
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-06-2011, 08:26 AM
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And YOU are an illiterate whore! Learn to type proper American English before you start trying to tell Christians how to live their lives!
I'm sure you're one of those sluts that prances around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside, with your ample breasts bouncing this way and that, your erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon!
How dare you come here and put those awful images inside my True Christian™ mind! How can you LIVE with yourself!
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has it happened to you to be in that circumstance "with sluts that prance around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside,with ample breasts bouncing this way and that, erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon"??????? you have the same thoughts then like every other person on this planet otherwise you wouldnt know what things would go through your mind when seeing such things
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-06-2011, 08:36 AM
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has it happened to you to be in that circumstance "with sluts that prance around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside,with ample breasts bouncing this way and that, erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon"??????? you have the same thoughts then like every other person on this planet otherwise you wouldnt know what things would go through your mind when seeing such things
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I think it's revulsion he is feeling. I know it's what I feel when I see a lady so inappropriately dressed.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-06-2011, 11:07 AM
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I think it's revulsion he is feeling. I know it's what I feel when I see a lady so inappropriately dressed.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
06-08-2011, 04:07 PM
well, im a real DIYer so whenever I go swimmin in the bog, I use a swimsuit that I cobbled together from a bucha shamwows? It really dont fit too well over my girthiest flesh folds, but I think it does the job in keepin me modest.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-02-2011, 10:12 PM
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Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.
Swimming isn't intended to make babies - it's just intended to be fun.
While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal), as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.
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People should shower ALONE you pervert!
You swim in a pool naked with gays? that is DISGUSTING you'd be aswell injecting yourself with AIDS
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 12:04 AM
I've been skinny dipping and loved it! By myself at night in the sea in Greece, lovely feeling of complete calm and freedom... as nature intended! lovely! you should all try it...
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 01:59 AM
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# pornography deleted # as nature intended! lovely! # blatant soliciting deleted #
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Recently we saw this (relatively) modest garment at Bondi beach - worn by an Englishwoman (unusually) (they normally dress like utter strumpets when visiting Bondi).
That "nature" you mentioned has the female as property of the male - I suppose you are some sort of evolutionist who sees herself as an animal - and God is clear about the rôle of female animals:
GENESIS 7:2 Of euery cleane beast thou shalt take to thee by seuens, the male and his female: and of beastes that are not cleane, by two, the male and his female.
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In the case of human females He is even more specific:
I TIMOTHY 2
9 In like maner also, that women adorne themselues in modest apparell, with shamefastnesse and sobrietie, not with broided haire, or gold, or pearles, or costly aray,
10 But (which becommeth women professing godlines) with good works.
11 Let the woman learne in silence with all subiection:
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
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It is a disgrace to be a female human, to have chosen DEATH for all humanity. We are to live in SUBJECTION and must be AFRAID of our husbands. The Bible teaches:
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1 Likewise, ye wiues, be in subiection to your owne husbands, that if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be wonne by the conuersation of the wiues:
2 While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare:
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I really don't understand why any woman would want to go to the coast and flaunt herself at all.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 08:11 AM
you're completley bonkers dearie.... I do not flaunt myself ( like i said i was alone) I dont see myself as an animal and i dont think its a disgrace to be a woman at all, how is it that we cause death to the human race exactly????? i dont think men could reproduce all by themselves now could they?
For the record as well ive never seen a site or a forum that talks about subjects like sex, masturbation, pornography, lesbians, homosexuals and anal sex, tampons and other weird rantings as much as this one. when it comes down to it its quite obvious that you're all completely obsessed with these things......
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 08:43 AM
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you're completley bonkers dearie.... I do not flaunt myself ( like i said i was alone) I dont see myself as an animal and i dont think its a disgrace to be a woman at all, how is it that we cause death to the human race exactly????? i dont think men could reproduce all by themselves now could they?
For the record as well ive never seen a site or a forum that talks about subjects like sex, masturbation, pornography, lesbians, homosexuals and anal sex, tampons and other weird rantings as much as this one. when it comes down to it its quite obvious that you're all completely obsessed with these things......
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..er, excuse me? ADAM DID NOT HAVE A MOTHER Death was only introduced into God's perfect creation after Eve decided to choose sin.
I don't need to post God's Word on this subject again - here is a link to a more complete answer.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
11-06-2011, 02:01 PM
If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway.
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