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03-05-2011, 07:29 AM
Hi. I'm Rain, I'm 18, and apparantly I'm a hippie (that's what everyone tells me, but I don't believe in labels). I'm a vegan (I can't hurt those poor little animals), I'm anti-war (why would I support people shooting each other?) and I love music. I listen to Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, The Mamas And The Papas, and Bob Marley. I listen to other artists too, but those are my favorites. I am interested in converting to Christianity, but would like to meet some people here first.
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03-05-2011, 07:41 AM
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Hi. I'm Rain, I'm 18, and apparantly I'm a hippie (that's what everyone tells me, but I don't believe in labels).
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Yes, you do believe in labels. You use them all of the time; everyone does. We couldn't communicate effectively without them.
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I'm a vegan (I can't hurt those poor little animals)
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You should eat meat!
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.~Romans 14:2
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I'm anti-war (why would I support people shooting each other?)
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You should support people shooting each other, GOD says it is good in certain circumstances! Here are some scriptures that support the righteous smiting of unbelievers.
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.~Deuteronomy 13:6-9
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and I love music. I listen to Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, The Mamas And The Papas, and Bob Marley. I listen to other artists too, but those are my favorites.
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Please don't listen to Hell-bound secular sick-os! Don't you want to go to Heaven?
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I am interested in converting to Christianity, but would like to meet some people here first.
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You've got a lot of work to do, but if I could make it, anyone can!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Windsong
Hi. I'm Rain, I'm 18, and apparantly I'm a hippie (that's what everyone tells me, but I don't believe in labels). I'm a vegan (I can't hurt those poor little animals), I'm anti-war (why would I support people shooting each other?) and I love music. I listen to Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, The Mamas And The Papas, and Bob Marley. I listen to other artists too, but those are my favorites. I am interested in converting to Christianity, but would like to meet some people here first.
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Rarely do I read a post that makes me have to restrain myself from gouging my eyes out with rusty gardening implements. You do end on a positive note, however, indicating a desire to become a Christian, thus avoiding eternal Hellfire and sodomy. So, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.
A few questions, to get to know you better.
Are you married? Has your husband or father given you permission to post online? How many sons have you borne your husband? What is the best pie you make? Huckabee or Palin? How many guns does your husband/father own? And what is your favorite verse in the KJV Bible?
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 07:55 AM
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Rarely do I read a post that makes me have to restrain myself from gouging my eyes out with rusty gardening implements. You do end on a positive note, however, indicating a desire to become a Christian, thus avoiding eternal Hellfire and sodomy. So, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.
A few questions, to get to know you better.
Are you married? Has your husband or father given you permission to post online? How many sons have you borne your husband? What is the best pie you make? Huckabee or Palin? How many guns does your husband/father own? And what is your favorite verse in the KJV Bible?
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Yes, I'm married, yes, I have permission, two sons (Winter and Cloud) and a daughter (Promise), I make a good strawberry pie, and my apple pies aren't half bad, I'm not American so I don't know, my husband doesn't own a gun, I don't have a favorite verse.
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 08:23 AM
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Yes, I'm married, yes, I have permission, two sons (Winter and Cloud) and a daughter (Promise), I make a good strawberry pie, and my apple pies aren't half bad, I'm not American so I don't know, my husband doesn't own a gun, I don't have a favorite verse.
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You're 18 with 3 children? Impressive.
Why are you making your children the targets of bullying by giving them retarded names? A boy named Winter? Future coke addict. Cloud? Pot addict. As for your daughter Promise, I'm guessing she'll grow up to be a tease.
You're not an American. Why not? Do you have a criminal recxord that prevents you from emigrating to God's Favorite Country? From what strange land do you hail? Canada? (The no guns thing was a clue).
And you don't have a favorite verse, so may I make a suggestion?
1 Timothy 2
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Good stuff right there, should be every new wife's favorite verses.
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03-05-2011, 08:38 AM
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You're 18 with 3 children? Impressive.
Why are you making your children the targets of bullying by giving them retarded names? A boy named Winter? Future coke addict. Cloud? Pot addict. As for your daughter Promise, I'm guessing she'll grow up to be a tease.
You're not an American. Why not? Do you have a criminal recxord that prevents you from emigrating to God's Favorite Country? From what strange land do you hail? Canada? (The no guns thing was a clue).
And you don't have a favorite verse, so may I make a suggestion?
1 Timothy 2
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Good stuff right there, should be every new wife's favorite verses.
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My kids will be raised straight-edge (anti-drug, anti-alcohol, anti-tobacco) and will hopefully have the smarts to stay straight-edge.
Each of my children's names have a story behind them. Promise (4 years old) was named that because my husband (who was my boyfriend at the time) promised not to leave me, and to help me take care of our daughter, unlike my father, who left my mother when I was a baby. Cloud (2 years old) got his name because my husband proposed to me while we were watching clouds go by. Winter (2 months old) got his name because all three kids were born in winter, so it's my favorite season.
I have no criminal record whatsoever. I choose to stay in Canada because I live in a town where art is very important, and that is the kind of environment I want to raise my kids in.
And that is a wonderful suggestion. It fits perfectly.
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 09:14 AM
I hope you raise your kids straight edged. You don't want them to turn out to be a couple of queers.
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03-05-2011, 11:34 AM
Allo Rain! You are so happy to meet me! A person from Quebec.
I am agreeing with you a lot about the naming of children for important events during the conception. It is very beautiful!! My boyfriend disagreed before my son, Benoit, was born 4 years ago. He wanted Benoit, I wanted Pussyfart. He thought this was not so good a name for the boy. Anglos are strange, they are embarrassed by the sounds of love. No more men from Toronto for me!
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 01:11 PM
You didn't respond to me because I am accursed.
I am very sad inside. I hope I die when I fall asleep and then I can go to Heaven where mean people like you can't hurt me anymore!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-05-2011, 02:58 PM
Why would you call yourself a hippie? I mean think about it. They stood for casual sex outside of marriage, drug use, lawlessness, a complete disregard of public safety, and a variety of other criminal acts. I put it up there with most negros calling themselves "gangsters".
My suggestion would be to to stop calling yourself that if you really do plan on becoming a Christian. That and go to your local government office and apply for a name change. Get back to me when you have something a bit more appropriate.
Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.
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03-06-2011, 05:03 AM
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Allo Rain! You are so happy to meet me! A person from Quebec.
I am agreeing with you a lot about the naming of children for important events during the conception. It is very beautiful!! My boyfriend disagreed before my son, Benoit, was born 4 years ago. He wanted Benoit, I wanted Pussyfart. He thought this was not so good a name for the boy. Anglos are strange, they are embarrassed by the sounds of love. No more men from Toronto for me!
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Um..Ok?
Toronto, eh? Hmm. I was born not far from there. Ever been to Port Dover?
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You didn't respond to me because I am accursed.
I am very sad inside. I hope I die when I fall asleep and then I can go to Heaven where mean people like you can't hurt me anymore!
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Aww, I'm sorry I'll respond now.
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Yes, you do believe in labels. You use them all of the time; everyone does. We couldn't communicate effectively without them.
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Let me rephrase it then; I don't believe in useless labels given to people by society for the sake of seperating them from the general public.
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You should eat meat!
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.~Romans 14:2
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Yes, I'll definately take that into consideration..?
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You should support people shooting each other, GOD says it is good in certain circumstances! Here are some scriptures that support the righteous smiting of unbelievers.
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.~Deuteronomy 13:6-9
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Sorry, I still don't support murder.
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Why would you call yourself a hippie? I mean think about it. They stood for casual sex outside of marriage, drug use, lawlessness, a complete disregard of public safety, and a variety of other criminal acts. I put it up there with most negros calling themselves "gangsters".
My suggestion would be to to stop calling yourself that if you really do plan on becoming a Christian. That and go to your local government office and apply for a name change. Get back to me when you have something a bit more appropriate.
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I am not changing my name.
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 05:30 AM
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Aww, I'm sorry I'll respond now.
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I feel a little better, but I still hope God strikes me dead soon! Praise Him!
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Let me rephrase it then; I don't believe in useless labels given to people by society for the sake of seperating them from the general public.
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But labels aren't useless! Hippy is a descriptive term for "stinking hairy stoned tree-hugger sodomite blasphemer."
You can't expect us to say that mouthful every time, so we use the word "hippy" and keep it short and sweet. Very useful!
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Yes, I'll definately take that into consideration..?
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While you're chewing on that verse, here's another one where GOD commands you to eat meat.
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake: ~1 Corinthians 10:25
A "shambles" is a slaughterhouse! Eat meat and Praise God!
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Sorry, I still don't support murder.
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Look, it's not about what you support or don't support. That is irrelevant. There is only one correct perspective, that of the LORD GOD. It's not your fault; we all fall short of His Glory.
The LORD GOD clearly states it is our duty as True Christians to kill unbelievers, adulterers, witches, faggots, and other abominations. It's not murder if GOD tells you to do it; it's Holy!
Unfortunately, we must wait until secular law is abolished to accomplish this, as the LORD GOD says we must also follow the laws of man while here on Earth.
But believe you me, the SECOND secular law collapses, there will be a Righteous Reckoning!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 05:34 AM
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Hi. I'm Rain, I'm 18, and apparantly I'm a hippie (that's what everyone tells me, but I don't believe in labels). I'm a vegan (I can't hurt those poor little animals),
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Vegans are anti-American perverts.
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I'm anti-war (why would I support people shooting each other?)
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The Lord is a man of war. Exodus 15:3
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and I love music. I listen to Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, The Mamas And The Papas, and Bob Marley. I listen to other artists too, but those are my favorites.
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Those bands are among satan's favorites.
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I am interested in converting to Christianity, but would like to meet some people here first.
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Then you'll have to undo all of the sin you're wallowing in.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 07:43 AM
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I feel a little better, but I still hope God strikes me dead soon! Praise Him!
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Well, I think you should live a long and happy life. The world needs more great guys like you.
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 08:19 AM
is "Rain Windsong" really a name????????????????????????
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what a joke; straight away you're in with the labels:
I'm a vegan
I'm anti-war
I listen to Bob Dylan
I listen to Grateful Dead
I listen to The Mamas And The Papas
I listen to Bob Marley
yeah, right..........
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 08:37 PM
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My kids will be raised straight-edge (anti-drug, anti-alcohol, anti-tobacco) and will hopefully have the smarts to stay straight-edge.
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Straight Edge is wonderful! Your children will be drug, alcohol, and tobacco free and all they must do is join a gang of skin-head wannabe's who beat people up at local rock shows. At least your children will be involved with people who pick on others because they are not like them. Are they making you proud yet? If not, you might want to beat them into action!
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Re: Peace, Dude -
03-06-2011, 09:44 PM
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Straight Edge is wonderful! Your children will be drug, alcohol, and tobacco free and all they must do is join a gang of skin-head wannabe's who beat people up at local rock shows. At least your children will be involved with people who pick on others because they are not like them. Are they making you proud yet? If not, you might want to beat them into action!
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You have the first part about straight-edge being drug, alcohol, and tobacco free, but I'm a bit unsure what "joining a gang of skin head wannabe's" and "beating people at local rock shows" have anything to do with it.
Proverbs 15:17
Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
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03-06-2011, 09:49 PM
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You have the first part about straight-edge being drug, alcohol, and tobacco free, but I'm a bit unsure what "joining a gang of skin head wannabe's" and "beating people at local rock shows" have anything to do with it.
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According to the Denver Post the straight edge movement has been linked to domestic terrorism. Why do you hate America?
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03-06-2011, 09:58 PM
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According to the Denver Post the straight edge movement has been linked to domestic terrorism. Why do you hate America?
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So, a group from Utah who calls themselves "straight edge" becomes violent, and that automatically means everyone who's "straight edge" is violent.
Proverbs 15:17
Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
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03-06-2011, 11:17 PM
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So, a group from Utah who calls themselves "straight edge" becomes violent, and that automatically means everyone who's "straight edge" is violent.
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Let me help you find out how STRAIGHT EDGE IS VIOLENT.
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