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Did Mary beat Jesus?

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View Poll Results: Did Mary beat Jesus?
Yes, the Bible orders parents to beat their children within an inch of their lives.	8	23.53%
Yes, how else would Jesus know how to fear God?	3	8.82%
Yes, Jesus was human and faulty, so as a child He was just another insufferable brat.	3	8.82%
Yes she spanked the living God, that's why Mary is burning in Hell along with billions of Catholics.	5	14.71%
No, Jesus was God and sinless from day one. Mary had no cause for chastising Him.	8	23.53%
No, Mary was afraid that God would smite her with emerods and scab and itch	1	2.94%
No, Mary was afraid that Baby Jesus would kill her with the sword of His mouth.	6	17.65%
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Did Mary beat Jesus? - 11-30-2006, 10:45 PM

The question is a bit embarrassing. I stumbled over this terrible painting by Max Ernst, where a muscular Mary is beating Our Lord so hard that His little buttocks and thighs are turning red.

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Mary hasn't lost her halo, so according to Max Ernst she hasn't lost her divinity, but then again, what does a homosexual Frenchman know?

Still, it got me wondering. Was Jesus ever naughty as a child. Did Mary have to beat the fear of God into the infant God? Let me hear what you think.

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