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What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 04:22 PM
1. He's a non-American faggot
2. He calls himself MarkyMark
3. He take it in the butt
4. He looks like a fag
5. He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 04:31 PM
6. He hates Jesus.
7. He paints all Americans as lazy, obese, welfare-sucking trolls after watching "Roseanne".
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 04:32 PM
8. He is a cry baby
9. He blames everyone but himself
10. He wishes he were me. Jealousy is very unbecomming.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 04:35 PM
11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 04:37 PM
12: The way he parades around shirtless, with his muscles glistening (perhaps he has been working out) in an unconsciously seductive way.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 05:35 PM
13. He would spit in Christ's face if given the chance
14. He would save a queer from getting his face kicked in
15. He loves satan
16. He has a small pee-pee
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 06:52 PM
17. His anus is torn and ravaged from years of partner assisted abuse using clay idols.
18. His member is riddled with colorful, exotic diseases.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 06:57 PM
19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-15-2012, 07:47 PM
20. He doesn't seem to understand that we're here to glorify God and proclaim His Word, not to listen to a bunch of thinly disguised envy from a wannabee.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.
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Whaddya say we change her name to Orca Winfrey?
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 07:32 PM
Did I miss something? Marky Mark is all man, as evidenced by his Calvin Klein work in the 90's. He was smart enough to turn down a role in Brokeback Mountain, which as we all know is partially responsible for the moral decay seen in America today. In light of these things, we can look past his tweety bird tattoo and recognize him for what he is: America's greatest living actor.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Did I miss something?
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Yes.
This thread is about the little prat who joined to mock God, calling himself "markymark".
Not the Jewish actor Mark Wahlberg, of whom you are so fond.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 09:21 PM
This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 09:24 PM
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This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?
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A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-16-2012, 11:15 PM
Is markymark coming back to share more of his wisdom with us, or is he yet another bash-and-dash? If it's the latter, there's point 21.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-17-2012, 12:51 AM
21. He has the Witch's Mark - A THIRD NIPPLE ! ! !
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Actor Mark Wahlberg decided not to remove his third nipple, confessing he started to kind of like it.
Wahlberg, 34, was thinking on having a removal operation to lose the third nipple, after the media attention it attracted.
Mark revealed to America's Rolling Stone magazine: "I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."
Mark Wahlberg, born June 5, 1971 in Massachusetts, is now known primarily as an actor. He first came to fame as the younger brother of Donnie Wahlberg of the New Kids on the Block.
After his brother's bubblegum pop group ended, Mark began recording as Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, earning hits with "Good Vibrations" and "Wild Side" from Music for the People. His second LP, You Gotta Believe, was a relative failure.
Wahlberg was seen most prominently in a series of underwear ads from Calvin Klein, and would drop his pants as part of musical show. He then began an acting career, earning positive reviews.
He is currently producing the series Entourage on HBO which is loosely based on incidents from his own life.
Mark has admitted to having been a hard drug user. When he was 16, he injured a Vietnamese man and went to jail. Wahlberg denied that the crime was racially motivated.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-17-2012, 02:32 PM
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A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.
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Thank you Brother. This "MarkyMark" fellow is shamelessly begging for handouts I see. No doubt an Obama voter.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-17-2012, 08:39 PM
anyone who try to act black going to hell for real. We the lowest race on earth, axe my Pastor.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-17-2012, 09:46 PM
The thing I hate is the fact that, up until this thread, I had no idea that there was a person called "Marky Mark". Now I do and I am annoyed.
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Re: What do you hate about MarkyMark -
08-18-2012, 03:09 AM
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11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.
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Actually, I think that's the only thing I do like about him.
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