[Deaner]

1. He's a non-American faggot

2. He calls himself MarkyMark

3. He take it in the butt

4. He looks like a fag

5. He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag

Please continue as you please.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

6. He hates Jesus.

7. He paints all Americans as lazy, obese, welfare-sucking trolls after watching "Roseanne".

[James Hutchins]

8. He is a cry baby
9. He blames everyone but himself
10. He wishes he were me. Jealousy is very unbecomming.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

12: The way he parades around shirtless, with his muscles glistening (perhaps he has been working out) in an unconsciously seductive way.

[Deaner]

13. He would spit in Christ's face if given the chance

14. He would save a queer from getting his face kicked in

15. He loves satan

16. He has a small pee-pee

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

17. His anus is torn and ravaged from years of partner assisted abuse using clay idols.

18. His member is riddled with colorful, exotic diseases.

[Zechariah Smyth]

19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

20. He doesn't seem to understand that we're here to glorify God and proclaim His Word, not to listen to a bunch of thinly disguised envy from a wannabee.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

19. He secretly likes Okra Winfrey.

Whaddya say we change her name to Orca Winfrey?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Did I miss something? Marky Mark is all man, as evidenced by his Calvin Klein work in the 90's. He was smart enough to turn down a role in Brokeback Mountain, which as we all know is partially responsible for the moral decay seen in America today. In light of these things, we can look past his tweety bird tattoo and recognize him for what he is: America's greatest living actor.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Did I miss something?

Yes.

This thread is about the little prat who joined to mock God, calling himself "markymark".

Not the Jewish actor Mark Wahlberg, of whom you are so fond.

[Cranky Old Man]

This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

This is probably an age thing, but, what is a "MarkyMark"?

A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Is markymark coming back to share more of his wisdom with us, or is he yet another bash-and-dash? If it's the latter, there's point 21.

[Mistress Cookie]

21. He has the Witch's Mark - A THIRD NIPPLE ! ! !

Actor Mark Wahlberg decided not to remove his third nipple, confessing he started to kind of like it.

Wahlberg, 34, was thinking on having a removal operation to lose the third nipple, after the media attention it attracted.

Mark revealed to America's Rolling Stone magazine: "I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."

Mark Wahlberg, born June 5, 1971 in Massachusetts, is now known primarily as an actor. He first came to fame as the younger brother of Donnie Wahlberg of the New Kids on the Block.

After his brother's bubblegum pop group ended, Mark began recording as Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, earning hits with "Good Vibrations" and "Wild Side" from Music for the People. His second LP, You Gotta Believe, was a relative failure.

Wahlberg was seen most prominently in a series of underwear ads from Calvin Klein, and would drop his pants as part of musical show. He then began an acting career, earning positive reviews.

He is currently producing the series Entourage on HBO which is loosely based on incidents from his own life.

Mark has admitted to having been a hard drug user. When he was 16, he injured a Vietnamese man and went to jail. Wahlberg denied that the crime was racially motivated.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

A former street hustler who made a few records and then became a bad actor.

Thank you Brother. This "MarkyMark" fellow is shamelessly begging for handouts I see. No doubt an Obama voter.

[LaQrundrellia]

anyone who try to act black going to hell for real. We the lowest race on earth, axe my Pastor.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The thing I hate is the fact that, up until this thread, I had no idea that there was a person called "Marky Mark". Now I do and I am annoyed.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

11. He's not the real Marky Mark, though I'm sure he has a Funky Bunch.

Actually, I think that's the only thing I do like about him.