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Default TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:40 PM
Hello, I am new to this forum and I have learned that it's polity to introduce youself before starting on anything else.

First of all I would like to say that I'm not a christian. I have build my life upon mixed up religions. Mainly I follow the karma rule.

I'm not here because I want to convert. I'm here because I would like to have knowledge about religions. So please enlighten me.

What makes you religion special and why choosing God?
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:42 PM
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Hello, I am new to this forum and I have learned that it's polity to introduce youself before starting on anything else.
Welcome!

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First of all I would like to say that I'm not a christian. I have build my life upon mixed up religions. Mainly I follow the karma rule.
Ok, that's fair enough. You will burn in hell for all eternity for that though, sorry about that.

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What makes us True Christians special is that we follow every page of the Holy Bible. Many false Christians, like catholics for example, only pick the fluffy parts of the Bible and ignore the rest. We don't. We use all of it.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:43 PM
btw. I'm from Denmark so do pardon me if my english is a bit "rusty"
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:43 PM
We follow Gods word exactly with no deviation. Every page of the Bible, we skip none. We follow His word exactly as it is written. We do not interpret. Read the Bible and you will see exactly where we are coming from.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:46 PM
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Hello, I am new to this forum and I have learned that it's polity to introduce youself before starting on anything else.

First of all I would like to say that I'm not a christian. I have build my life upon mixed up religions. Mainly I follow the karma rule.

I'm not here because I want to convert. I'm here because I would like to have knowledge about religions. So please enlighten me.

What makes you religion special and why choosing God?
Why do you hate Jesus? "Mixed religions" and "karma" will get your ticket punched to hell, friend.

If you'd like to learn about Landover Baptist, first read our Church Doctrines HERE.

Please use the "search" function before posting any questions. Many have already got threads going.

I'll be Praying for you.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:49 PM
Is that what you tell your tax auditor? "I mixed up some entries."

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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-27-2010, 11:57 PM
I do not hate Jesus, I simply do not understand all of his ways. I follow my own rules and some of them apply to the bible, others don't.
I'm terribly sorry to have posted questions here in this thread... It wont happend again.

and for "my ticket getting puched to hell" Well... I think I'll complain over it when I'm there... If I go there. You see I do not belive in heaven and hell. I only hope that they exsists.
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:01 AM
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You see I do not belive in heaven and hell.
Whether you believe in Heaven and hell or not, they exist. Just as surely as you and I exist, Heaven and hell are real places.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I do not hate Jesus, I simply do not understand all of his ways. I follow my own rules and some of them apply to the bible, others don't.
I'm terribly sorry to have posted questions here in this thread... It wont happend again.

and for "my ticket getting puched to hell" Well... I think I'll complain over it when I'm there... If I go there. You see I do not belive in heaven and hell. I only hope that they exsists.
Well, you have to follow the Bible, not your own rules! imagine if everyone went around following their own rules!

Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Whether you believe in Heaven and hell or not, they exist. Just as surely as you and I exist, Heaven and hell are real places.
Not that I oppose you, but just a general wondering... How come I can't visit them? Or is it that heaven and hell is a state of mind?
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Well, you have to follow the Bible, not your own rules! imagine if everyone went around following their own rules!
No no... You misunderstand... When I say I follow my own rules, I don't mean I'm some kind of criminal, I obey the laws of socity... No laws = Anarchy, which is a beautiful though but it's too bad it would never work out in reality.
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Not that I oppose you, but just a general wondering... How come I can't visit them? Or is it that heaven and hell is a state of mind?
If you want to visit hell, just jump from a cliff or in front of a car. After you are death you can see exactly what hell looks like. You cannot go back though.

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:16 AM
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No laws..., which is a beautiful though
You're neither an atheist or a religious person...What are you?
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:16 AM
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If you want to visit hell, just jump from a cliff or in front of a car. After you are death you can see exactly what hell looks like. You cannot go back though.
Please... I'm trying to be polite here. And that kind of talk you're coming with isn't really what I would like to place under that category...
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:18 AM
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Please... I'm trying to be polite here. And that kind of talk you're coming with isn't really what I would like to place under that category...
He was just answering your question, for me that's as polite as you can get!
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:19 AM
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Please... I'm trying to be polite here. And that kind of talk you're coming with isn't really what I would like to place under that category...
It was the answer to your own question. The only way to see what hell looks like is by dying and going there, there is no other way. I don't recommend it though. Heaven is much more fun.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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You're neither an atheist or a religious person...What are you?
I represent myself. I'm trying to be a good person as hard as I can, without being bound to one single religion or purpose, for that sake
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:21 AM
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I represent myself. I'm trying to be a good person as hard as I can, without being bound to one single religion or purpose, for that sake
And yet you talk about a world with no laws, doesn't that makes you a representative idiot?
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:21 AM
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I represent myself. I'm trying to be a good person as hard as I can, without being bound to one single religion or purpose, for that sake
So you have your own private religion. Interesting concept. What or who in your religion created everything? What in your religion is the purpose of life?

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: TheHandlerOfWords says hello to everyone. - 01-28-2010, 12:25 AM
*is unable to speak, because he is rolling on the floor laughing his ASS OFF, caused by these tunnel-visioned people who can't see beyond themself and their damn religion*
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